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Carter
Taller than Bandy ?
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Heh. We had some mad bint referred to us with what turned out to be a Gareth Gates CD in her bladder. In relatively large bits.

Previously - spoons, pens, biscuits et al...

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Abby
Slave Girl of Gor
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A friend of mine recently had surgery to remove a 20p coin from his right bronchial tube. After several courses of antibiotics failed to clear a particularly persistent cough.

EDIT: The same guy infact that I think I have mentioned prebviously, who put food colouring down his winkie to make green spaff. Likely to be a regular in casualty in the future I suspect.

[ 12.08.2004, 06:03: Message edited by: Abby ]

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froopyscot
nibbled to death by an okapi
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quote:
Originally posted by Abby:
Likely to be a regular in casualty in the future I suspect.

Or likely to appear on the Darwin Awards.

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Abby
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In all probability, yes.
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turbo
Gold.....
What is it good for? You can't eat it, you can't smoke it, yet everybody wants it.
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I swallowed a coin once. I was 6 years old and hanging upside down on the monkey bars. I opened my mouth to say something to my mum and just at that moment a coin fell out of the pocket on my shirt, into my mouth and I swallowed it. I almost fell off the monkey bars in shock but it was in forrin and the coin had a hole in the middle so I could have breathed through it for the rest of my years on earth if need be. As it was, it probably got dissolved by the acids swilling around in my stomach.

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damo
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quote:
Originally posted by Abby:

EDIT: The same guy infact that I think I have mentioned prebviously, who put food colouring down his winkie to make green spaff. Likely to be a regular in casualty in the future I suspect.

this guy didn't put cotton buds down there as well did he? and wank them on out?
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Abby
Slave Girl of Gor
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not that I know of....
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