Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Last night I dreamed about donkeys. Three of them. They all had lovely ears. I suspect my subconscious is mundane and likes donkeys. That's what it all means.
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Last night I dreamed I was working for a newspaper and had to create an amusing pun for the back page following Tom Voyce's three try effort in England's (forthcoming) game against Ireland. In my dream the best I could comeup with was England's True Voyce.
I am ashamed and appalled with myself. I can only blame it on the truly horrific burger I ate in bed at 2am which i'm still feeling now.
quote:Originally posted by Bandy: Last night I dreamed I was working for a newspaper and had to create an amusing pun for the back page following Tom Voyce's three try effort in England's (forthcoming) game against Ireland. In my dream the best I could comeup with was England's True Voyce.
I am ashamed and appalled with myself. I can only blame it on the truly horrific burger I ate in bed at 2am which i'm still feeling now.
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If I had 85 pouns today I think I'd probably go and get a really good haircut somewhere where they'd talk me through my options and make suggestions on styles that would suit my face.
Then pamper me with peppermint shampoos and conditioners and a head massage.
Somewhere I'd feel as though they could psychologically save me through magic fingers and busy scissors.
Instead of which, I'm broke and will probably try cutting my own fringe again with the kitchen meat shears.
Is the 70's look over ?
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scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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I have to say I didn't have much fucking choice in the matter. I came back from cleaning my teeth and Bandy was already tucked up in bed smiling at his burger.
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It's the forum I feel sorry for. A half a dozen times people have referred to Brandy and Screwy as aspirational hipsters, when in reality they're Wayne and Waynetta slob.
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I had a dream where I was wondering around the shops looking for a pretty bra and thong set for my dance classes. That seems to be quite relevant because I went to a class last night and learned how to strip.
The alarm went; I woke up. When the alarm went I was holding a rather cheap looking pink bra with big, big faux jewels on, thinking I didn't like it and that I should put it back.
not...
You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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yeh yeh we get it you're going to pole dancing lessons, you're stripping, you're sexy, you're female, you're dirty, you're a fuck slut, you're a fucking slag, you're a fucking whore etc whatever.
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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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I think actually I started writing profanities and then found it hard to stop. I actually edited out this last bit
quote:[..] you fucking dirty slag,fucking fffuckifnd MUMM YOUYU FUCKKING SLAG YOU **** YOU **** MUMMY WHY DID YOU TOUCH ME THERE YOU **** YOU FUCKKKGDN **** @!!!
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Oddly enough I have spent £85 pounds today, just sitting right here at my desk. Stupid internet.
EDIT: For Abby fact-fans I bought... A second hand pair of boots in my size, to replace the identical too small ones I have been hanging on to for years on the off chance my feet shrank, and finally sold about a month ago. Plus 3 CDs.
quote:Originally posted by not...: yeh yeh we get it you're going to pole dancing lessons, you're stripping, you're sexy, you're female, you're dirty, you're a fuck slut, you're a fucking slag, you're a fucking whore etc whatever.
Okay, mother, I won't mention it again.
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And if he's not actually PMD's Mother shouldn't not... be dealing with that "basque and fishnets" nonsense from honeybaby in the punch-up thread?
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