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Topic: Life Roolz

scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.

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quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
I feel funny stuck in there while you two discuss sandwiches.

Rrrwl

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jnhoj
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If you can't sleep, have a wank. Even if you already had one.

lolol benway that is BAD advice. I had so many wanks last night, I had a dream I was about to sex someone (can't remember who, it was a suprise to see her) but I had to say "I'm afraid you've caught me at a bad time, I've wanked so much my nob hurts."

Then I woke up and my nob hurt [Frown]

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jnhoj
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Yes folks this is my terrible life and I've just pushed the 1500 mark! huzza. :|

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Uber Trick
DANGER!
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I'm afraid that I'm not going to share any of my life rules with you because I'm going to pad them - ok - it - out a bit and turn it into a best-selling book. Feel the fear, Greg and Liz!

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Bandy
Watchoo talkin' 'bout

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Originally posted by jonesy999:
sandwiches.

Jesus. You obviously haven't had the mountain burger from Chicken Cottage. Describing that as a sandwich is like describing .. um.. some really good as something really average. You idiot. [Mad]

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Dr. Benway

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ceom on, jhonj. Everybody likes a wank, don't they?

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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If you're lying in bed coming down from 'speed', stop after the 7th or 8th wank. There's a bone in there somewhere.

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scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.

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Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
ceom on, jhonj

Were you wanking while you typed that?

eta: Always CYI

[ 01.04.2005, 11:32: Message edited by: scrawny ]

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jnhoj
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i noticed how suddenly its "a" wank Benway! Jonesy is also right. I'd like to think it was the equivalent of a good penis work out and it'd be bigger in the morning but sadly I think it's just a urethra rupture.

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Uber Trick
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I've had a mountain burger from Chicken Cottage with Bandy and Scrawny, TMO's newest home-owners. Do I get a badge?

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Uber Trick
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ALSO: Scrawny CYI urgently - wine? N1?

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scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.

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yes you get a badge. CYI - bad news for tonight, good news for next week. x

Never conduct a personal discussion on a bulletin board and....

...never stay at work a second longer than you have to. Night night. x

eta:

[ 01.04.2005, 11:42: Message edited by: scrawny ]

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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Oh well.

[ 01.04.2005, 11:44: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]

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Uber Trick
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Scrawny turned me down, Jonesy [Frown]

N1 all the way to N4

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scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.

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lol. What a great game.

Tia Maria, SE3.

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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It's a lovely evening, though. Have fun in N1 [Smile]

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Uber Trick
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O, I'm still having wine, N1 just not with Scrawny. I'm also having wine, N4, also not with Scrawny.

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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And I'm having Guinness, N4, just not with Bandy.

[Smile]

Everyone enjoy themselves, in whichever postcode they choose to imbibe. [Smile]

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Try 40 wanks.

[/LATEJOKE]

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MiscellaneousFiles

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I'm having a glass of water, RG1.
Later I will perhaps have another glass, RG14.

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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GR8.

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herbs

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Wine N1, wanky drink EC1.

I have spotted a hole in BandyScrawn's life rules, sure to tear a hole in the time-space continuum, like in Contact last night.

It is this. Surely Chicken Cottage has pictures of food, and is thus to be avoided?

*sucked down wormhole*

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doc d
late to the party

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when playing with mutagens, wear gloves.

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jnhoj
TMO Member

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M14 And lemon juice and water.

Misc: How do you feel about meeting me on 1:|\|37 tonight for some cs?

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile

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Ice-cold martinis, 37213, hopefully, eh, Damo?

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doc d
late to the party

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Originally posted by mart:
Ice-cold martinis, 37213, hopefully, eh, Damo?

37212 maybe.
37213, i'm not so sure.
but definitely in the 615. holla.

or whatever the kids are saying.

i warn you now, house party involves the great american tradition of "a keg". plus. my redneck stoner neighbours from across the hall may be making a special spacked up appearance.
they donated fireworks for our party.

how can i explain, fireworks, city centre, times of heightened security, bored police force,foreigner?

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doc d
late to the party

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yes, martinis.
in nashville.

yeah see. tmos finest representing in the dirty south.

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile

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Room booked at "The Days Inn at The Stadium/Downtown" on N 1st St. Sound alright?

Hoping to get down there in about 4 hours or so.

[ 01.04.2005, 13:14: Message edited by: mart ]

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doc d
late to the party

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wahey!
you're on the other side of the river.
taxis i think to get from there to my gaff.
but!
close to down town for saturday night if you want to do some cowboy stuff.....

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile

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OK will call you in a bit when we're on the road and stuff...

Using TMO for email is not good, is it. Apologies to the donkey on the treadmill.

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jnhoj
TMO Member

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I wish I was going to this, it sounds fine. Being in america would be great right about now. Tonight is soo boring. god! Maybe a coffee and baileys will perk it up.

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jnhoj
TMO Member

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"it sounds fine"

god what the hell is that.

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doc d
late to the party

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i dunno.
but if you were nearby, you could come along. it would be "fun".
here's another rule:
unfortunately humans are mimics and it takes a lot of effort to retain your original accent when its in the minority. however you can do something about it, especially when you notice yourself using "dd" instead of "tt" ie "gedding" instead of "getting".
[Frown]

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squirrelandgman
"well thats fucking funny"

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Charlie Wrights.
1:30
I have a beer on my head.

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LowLevel
He's just a sweet transvestite !

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Originally posted by jonesy999:
Good boys deserve fruit always.

Every Blonde Girl Deserves An Enema

DE24 - Watching Battle Royale II

[ 01.04.2005, 19:53: Message edited by: LowLevel ]

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