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Posted by StevieX (Member # 91) on :
 
OK.

I need some phrases that fit the following sets of letters

B D P S

and

G L R T

The rules are simple...

1. The order of the letters may be rearranged as you wish, but the two sets must remain seperate please.

2. Extraneous words (on, of, the, for etc.) may be added at your discretion.

3. Rudeness is not big or clever.

You may have as many goes as you wish.

There might, or might not, be a prize...

PF, just so it seems that I'm not being a lazy twat

Bondage and Domination Photography Service
Greater London Riot Truck

Not great.

Oh, yeah. Thank you.
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
I think you're going to need to give us a bit of background. What's it all about, Stevie? This month's Giant Puzzle Book Monthly too much of a challenge?
 
Posted by StevieX (Member # 91) on :
 
Background could cloud the creative process...

So in the absence of a more substantial explanation, Misc., yours will do nicely.
 
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
 
Can it be any phrase? The two examples you've given are putative names of things, rather than sentences with verbs and that.
 
Posted by StevieX (Member # 91) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Astromariner:
Can it be any phrase? The two examples you've given are putative names of things, rather than sentences with verbs and that.

Anything goes!
 
Posted by philomel (Member # 586) on :
 
Glowing Lobsters Release Tyrant

BEWARE! Deadly Parasites Swarming
 
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
ben distresses poor Sidney [Frown]
 
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
 
Gotta Love Real Taupe!

Boisterous Ducks Plan Sabotage

Brian Drinks Pea Soup
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
Bored Doctors Probe Sphincters
Grannies Love Real Tea

For some reason, these both sound like headlines from the often perplexing BBC News website.
 
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
Bigotted Dad Pummels Spade

Bewildering Disease Pickles Southwark

Broken Diver Punishes Squid


Good Loving Relieves Testicles

Gurning Lowlifes Read Turning Thirty


Board Derides Posts by Stevie
 
Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
 
bring down patrick swayze!

gentle loving revolts thorn.
 
Posted by The Preacher (Member # 726) on :
 
Bow Down to Preacher, Saps !

God ! Love to Ride Thorn.
 
Posted by The Preacher (Member # 726) on :
 
Back Door Perv Scores !

Ginger Labias Radiate Tenderness
 
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
Bailey's Dildo Pleasures* Scrawny

*Penetrates; Pummels; Pounds; Pleases; Pistons; Pains
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
Ben "Double Penetration" Sanderson.

Edit: Apologies for stealing your penetration, Thorn.

[ 16.08.2004, 10:31: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
 
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
You knows it, bitch.
 
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
Blithe Driver Proudly Speeding
 
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
Big Dose of Portuguese Spaff
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
Blithe Driver Proudly Speeding

Darryn should write a program that generates a random sequence of letters every day. As well as acting as a Sesame Street style learning tool for Beckett, we could appoint Thorn to summarize all the day's important threads, using only words beginning with these letters.

Today's episode of TMO was brought to you by the letters "T", "M" and "O", and the number "m9".

[ 16.08.2004, 10:53: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
 
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
 
Stevie's been a bit vague about this, hasn't he? Is his new job researching internet deviance?


Abstract:
A set of random letters was fed to "some chat board posters" who eagerly produced phrases. These were then analysed by a psychologist for repeated themes of sexual depravity, puerility and criminal tendancies. Preliminary results suggest....
 
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
That's a great idea! So we could also have

Bourne Delivers Pleasing Sequel

and

Blessed Darryn Produces Spawn*

*or son
 
Posted by The Preacher (Member # 726) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
Stevie's been a bit vague about this, hasn't he? Is his new job researching internet deviance?


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You'd hardly need some obscure word game whackery for that now, would you ? Even a casual glance at previous threads in these forums should provide enough material for a doctorate in depravity. [Big Grin]

[ 16.08.2004, 11:03: Message edited by: The Preacher ]
 
Posted by The Preacher (Member # 726) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
That's a great idea! So we could also have

Bourne Delivers Pleasing Sequel

and

Blessed Darryn Produces Spawn*

*or son

Fucking hell, someone had their Weetabix this morning.
 


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