An oldie but a goldie. It seems that without ben, these threads have died a death. Needs no explanation.
I am wearing...
Cheap fine white/blue checked shirt from "moss bross" Cheap black trousers from M&S, tippex stained Knackered shoes, black. black socks psychopathic side parting.
for the ladies..
blue 'briefs'
and what about you? Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
Pair of shorts Diesel vest thing
thatisall, having the week off rocks..
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Earth vs. the Wildhearts T shirt Flared faded light blue jeams Black converse pods.
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
Looking like my doll again: Tall Chestnut Uggs Black knee length gypsy skirt - H&M Leather disk belt from Portobello Black / white stripe 3/4 sleeve Gap T Black velvet blazer - **** Black shawl - Portobello Silver hoops Bone cuff Looking forward to the weekend! Vax x
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
I'm wearing Blend In Office Outfit BS6238
Blue shirt Black trousers Socks Shoes
Anonymity guaranteed.
Under my desk I'm trying to dry my baseball boots, which got soaked on bike ride this morning. A photograph of them would not be out of place on the goatse thread.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
My heart on my sleeve.
Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
I'm wearing black wide-legged trousers, a black long-sleeved top, black boots and holey grey socks. Oh, and black knickers. I'm in a shite mood today. Maybe I should've worn pink...
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
Dark grey and red DCShoeUSA 'skate' shoes Black Primark socks Black Calvin Klein cotton shorts Dark Blue denim Carhartt jeans Mid-grey Triple 5 Soul T-shirt Black Canvas Boxfresh jacket A Hang(over)dog expression
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
black/red/pinstripes.
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
Ben Sherman '62 fit shirt Black Levi's Standard Black Docs Seafood salad round my chops
I'm such a creature of habit
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
White socks Herringbone brown trousers Black belt Dark brown Motown tee-shirt Victorinox swiss army watch Specsavers glasses Burgandy M&S briefs
Posted by philomel (Member # 586) on :
List! LIST!
Brown cord skirt that I thought was mauve when I bought it.
Pinkish v-neck vest-type top.
Tan/mushroom v-neck jumper (tight).
Tights. Tss! I hate tights. Normal hosiery in wash.
Black flat boots with furry.
Underwear, yes.
Glasses.
Bangle that hasn't been removed for approx 4.5 years.
Traces of last night's make up under eyes.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Nice work on the briefs, benny. They're the new jockeys. I was considering getting some crisp cotton y-fronts. Are they in fashion now? They turned up in a lot of 'The Face' photoshoots, back when it was cool to try and be cool.
Ladies - what's the best kind of underpants for a man? loose, airy boxers? arse-hugging CK style 'shorts'? You've bagged a Colin Farrell-a-like, you're both pissed, he drops his vintage customised Levis - what do you see? Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Nothing, obviously.
EDIT!!!!! I meant nothing for the pants thing. What is the sexy pants on man - nothing. Nothing gets between him and his calvins, etc. I am not wearing nothing. I am wearing things.
[ 26.11.2004, 08:45: Message edited by: London ]
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
White vest top, jeans, ankle support and the sweet sweet smell of success. At least I think it's success.
[ 26.11.2004, 08:45: Message edited by: Uber Trick ]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Alright, he's wearing something because his vintage customised jeans have a few holes around the pockets, and it's winter, and the poor lad doesn't want to catch a chill of the nadgers.
I can almost feel a survey coming on.
Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: Ladies - what's the best kind of underpants for a man? loose, airy boxers? arse-hugging CK style 'shorts'? You've bagged a Colin Farrell-a-like, you're both pissed, he drops his vintage customised Levis - what do you see?
Definitely the arse- and crotch-hugging CK style shorts. Oooh yesss.
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
My preference is for the tight shorts things. Boxer shorts really harsh my boner. So to speak.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I am wearing these:
yeah baby...
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Still nothing. Il faut souffrir pour etre beau. Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: Boxer shorts really harsh my boner. So to speak.
They do this literally aswell.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
you're looking good there dazzler, you been working out? Also, those pants look very fucking comfortable.
I don't even know what they're called - they look a bit high on the leg to be briefs?
[ 26.11.2004, 09:03: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
That man looks very smooth doesn't he. Like Ken. Or is that "a Ken"? (As in Barbie &)
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
They have a horizontal gulp ()at least that's what HOM call it) which makes it dead easy to whip your tallywhacker in and out without having to srtuggle to find the flaps.
I got two pairs free because the poster campaign for them featured two eggs in an eggbox or two oranges/snookerballs/spheres of some kind in a bag. Femke wrote to them and said it traumatised me having just lost a nadger to cancer and Bobs your uncle two pairs of free pants.
They are comfy too, real comfy till you get a stiffy on the bus and it pops out the horizontal gulp.
[ 26.11.2004, 09:15: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
I'm wearing a sort of blueish pair of boxers today. They used to be a different colour: I've had them since I was - yes - since I was 16. That makes them 11 years old. I'd like to say they're still going strong, but holes and tears are appearing at an alarming rate these days. The elastic on the waist is all sort of stretched and unelastic too, and showing through, making it obvious that the main boxer is just kind of hanging off them. Also, there's a pair of holes in the gusset, either side of the seam, and were I to be sitting in these boxers and nothing else you would see my testicles push their way alluringly through the holes, like pink toads eyes.
By now, most women must surely be overcome by a desperate fug of arousal, but the fellas may be wondering why I don't just chuck them out. See, these boxer shorts used to be my lucky shorts. They're always the ones I was wearing when I scored (true, an element of that was simply because I'd put them on when going out to a date, and even then their success rate was far from 100%. Or even 5% for that matter). Chucking these boxers out would be like turning my back on an old friend. One girl I was with took the piss out of these shorts and I threatened to dump her on the spot. "These shorts mean more to me then you ever did", I snapped. I meant it, too.
I am also wearing an old pair of light green combats. I also love these trousers, but again time has not been kind. Passable from the outside, actually wearing them tells a different story. Both pockets have been completely put through, meaning if you put your phone in there, it immediately drops straight through to your feet. It's handy for masturbation purposes, though often you may find yourself absentmindedly playing with your genitalia at an inappropriate moment (church, or playground).
I am shod in a pair of DMs (again, old), which like the rest of my clothes are becoming ever more unstitched (you could say that my life is coming apart at the seams, lol). The treads are worn to nothing, but like the boxers, there's a sentimental attachment there, which means they will not be put out to pasture until they can no longer service as shoes in any sense.
The newest item of clothing I am wearing is my sweater, which is actually quite smart. I bought it from M&S recently, with some vouchers a PR sent me. It is very soft, burgundy coloured and about the only thing I am wearing that stops me from looking like a homeless.
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
I am wearing black, nicely accessorised with a dark cloud and a similarly coloured dog.
As for man-pants, I like the tight fitting shorts things, which I believe are sometimes called 'trunks'. However, I would imagine that it must be highly arousing to discover the object of your affections going commando. Yes, that would be a good surprise. Sadly for me, the most I can hope for these days is 'clean on today'.
Posted by Fionnula the Cooler (Member # 453) on :
Mother's out.
First on: the black lacey bra at the bottom of the drawer, badly hidden but I expect she never considered I'd look there. Feels surprising raspy against the bit of hair between my pecs, and cold at the back where it clips together, but filled out nicely with balled-up socks, enough to manage a bit of cupping in front of the mirror. Knickers too (washed) - the little white ones with flower-stem embroidery cut through, so your flesh shows through the gaps. And Mother's heels - the finishing touch - black, high and exquisitely precarious: we all need a little extra height, don't we, ladies?
She's not home for hours yet.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sidney: Sadly for me, the most I can hope for these days is 'clean on today'.
For you Sidness, I will always be commando with a slight dribble Posted by Fionnula the Cooler (Member # 453) on :
Alternatively.
Little green t-shirt with self-skewed v-neck cut. Shows tummy and trail when I stretch. Which I do as often as possible. Flattering tattered halfmasting jeans secured to waist by thick neon yellow belt. Orange and black striped over-the-knee stockings visible only when walking and jean legs ride up calves. Orange-trimmed Beauty:Beast trainers, square-toed, like bricks, and shallow as a horse's face.
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
That's cheered me right up! Thanks, Dazzler!
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
lol, look it's Crap Fonz: Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fionnula the Cooler: Alternatively.
Little green t-shirt with self-skewed v-neck cut. Shows tummy and trail when I stretch. Which I do as often as possible. Flattering tattered halfmasting jeans secured to waist by thick neon yellow belt. Orange and black striped over-the-knee stockings visible only when walking and jean legs ride up calves. Orange-trimmed Beauty:Beast trainers, square-toed, like bricks, and shallow as a horse's face.
You're not going out like that, are you?
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
It was pretty disturbing for me when I shared with Thorn to discover, via the ball of sodden crumpled garments hurled vaguely at the clothes horse to "dry", that he still has boxers I recognised from when we were going out. There was nothing in my carefully arranged rows of drying underwear that he could possibly have recognised.
Menpants: unpatterned boxers or "jockey shorts" (but not with giant elastic waistband boasting gay designer name).
lol@MrsDarryn making the marketing whores feel guilty.
Posted by Fionnula the Cooler (Member # 453) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: You're not going out like that, are you?
Wow. It's like Mother is actually here in the room with me.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me...
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: There was nothing in my carefully arranged rows of drying underwear that he could possibly have recognised.
That's only because your effluvia is corrosive, meaning your underpants only have a shelflife of a month or two.
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
Unfortunately going Commando has the potential for more severe boner harshnening than boxers, dependent upon the type of trousers you're wearing. Not to mentioned the increased risk of a Ben Stiller moment. Though I suppose the danger might be part of the appeal.
However, a chaffed cock is not a happy cock.
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: That's only because your effluvia is corrosive, meaning your underpants only have a shelflife of a month or two.
Plus the immense strain on my bras means they wear out within a few weeks, the steel underwiring bending and snapping like dry twigs with the ceaseless weight of my cleavage.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: I am shod in a pair of DMs (again, old), which like the rest of my clothes are becoming ever more unstitched (you could say that my life is coming apart at the seams, lol). The treads are worn to nothing, but like the boxers, there's a sentimental attachment there, which means they will not be put out to pasture until they can no longer service as shoes in any sense.
Are the soles actually worn through? I absent-mindedly donned my decade-old DMs this morning, without thought of the rain that poured past my window. Moments later, after a short walk to the station, I realised I was taking on water. My feet are now damp, sweaty and probably pretty rank, but I still couldn't part with these beauties.
Docs are for life, not just for racists. Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
The surprise of a man going commando is not always a good thing. I was staying at a friend's place once (no romantic involvement at all) and he was getting undressed to go to bed. At that point I discovered he went commando and he just airliy said "Oh, I don't like underwear so I never wear it."
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
I'm sorry about this but look what else I found; Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: "jockey shorts" (but not with giant elastic waistband boasting gay designer name).
Do people here actually buy these themselves though, or are they only ever aquired as Christmas gifts, along with the odd 'novelty' pair?
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
quote:Originally posted by turbo: "Oh, I don't like underwear so I never wear it."
lol, that old chestnut.
Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
lol, that old chestnut. [/QUOTE]
Chestnut? No, it was more like a...
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
cock? Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
Ta Benway.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
It's not an opportunity that I can allow to pass.
Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
You're welcome.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Today I am wearing:
Grey short sleeved shirt (open) Powder blue t-shirt Dark stonewash jeans Grey Ralph Lauren jockey shorts Beige Converse trainers
Are Converse still cool? Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Are Converse still cool?
Yes, but not when they're beige.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Converse went out with Jesus Jones, unless teamed with a leather bomber jacket, big hair, and a working knowledge of Coney Island, not Canvey Island as previously stated.
[ 26.11.2004, 11:05: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Actually they're more of a sand colour than beige when I think about it. Does that help?
Well who cares anyway, I'm comfortable, if looking slightly geeky in a wannabe sk8r boi fashion. It works, I'm happy.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Well who cares anyway, I'm comfortable.
Aw. Ringo's growing up! Posted by Fionnula the Cooler (Member # 453) on :
Indieland consensus pertaining to coolness of the Converse trainer: EVERYONE'S WEARING THEM THESE DAYS THEY SUCK I WOULDN'T BE SEEN CREMATED IN THOSE FUCKING RAFTS TAKE THEM BACK TO THE SHOP I DON'T WANT THEM YOU TARD. Which means: they must be cool. Which, in turn, means: they must be shit.
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
i went out with some hipsters from nottingham (they do exist! i met them!) and of the five of us four were wearing black chucks. the other was wearing pink ones. it was a bit like the 'one of these kids is doing their own thing' song from sesame street.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by discodamage: i went out with some hipsters from nottingham
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Aw. Ringo's growing up!
Innit! Comfy clothes, Radio 2, Smart Car... Just fucking shoot me now, please.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
And I'm a member of the Herald Snooker Club.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo:
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Aw. Ringo's growing up!
Innit! Comfy clothes, Radio 2, Smart Car... Just fucking shoot me now, please.
Don't worry dude. Smart Carts are for young uns.
I'll be driving a dark grey Volvo in the near future. Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Don't forget to get one with the optional bale of hay.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Don't forget to get one with the optional bale of hay.
It's got heated seats, negro. Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
ohh a fun thread like a box of paperdoll barbies i can imagine all of you with your cut out clothes and rearrange them in my mind hmmmm VP's stripes on Misc, Ringo's converse on Uber
now my turn my turn
i'm wearing the usual- black cotton hipster trousers a white cotton cami that falls past my hips (hides all that wine, dontcha know) overwhich a frayed-thin black wooly jumper now longish hair up in chopsticks. Lands'End red patent leather mary jane shoes
and my husband actually went to lunch with my looking like this.
see why i married him?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Grianagh: VP stripes on Misc
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
TP Auto Breakers' new method of disposing of rubbish old cars was far more time intensive than the crusher, yet all of the employees seemed to agree; it was far more fun than the old way... Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Careful though - there are two Smart Carts in the boot of that Volvo!
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
wha? you dont like stripes?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Grianagh: wha? you dont like stripes?
Click my sadface (above). Actually don't bother - it was just another lame misc friday gag.
Posted by damo (Member # 722) on :
quote:Originally posted by discodamage: i went out with some hipsters from nottingham (they do exist! i met them!)
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