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Uber Trick
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Come on then, it's been a while for some of you I know, but L@@K here is the last one * a picture thread I mean. I've made my requests:

  • OJ
  • IAN
  • MINJ
  • VoP
  • squirrelandgman

But any other pics will be gratefully viewed. You've all seen my picture lots of times now so I won't bore you with another Posters Face but come on guys, do it for me and my raised left sternocleidomastoid!

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I'm 100% positive that the very last thing that TMO needs is a picture of me. I haven't got any new ones anyway.

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[i]This picture of you is brill Benway:

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But I don't know who the girl is. [Confused]

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Uber Trick
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We could do TMO swaps: I'll trade you Louche's cleavage photo for one of Omikin's kneepit as I only need that one and one of FtC's right nipple to complete my entire TMO posters 2004 album! For example.

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Uber Trick
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Saltrock, can I have another picture of you please as we only have that one tiny one from the other thread ages ago that thorn squashed between lift doors or something like that. I could probably direct you to one of Louche (with or without cleavage) if she would let me?

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omikin
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quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
Omikin's kneepit

i don't think such an image exists. [Frown]

i have this blurry face one i took with the free digital camera fish recommended in that thread two months ago:

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nice 'brows, no?

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saltrock
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I'll send it to your Gmail oobs, and you can post it. I don't have time to try and be technical this afternoon. [My excuse and I am sticking to it. Every time I try to post a pic on here it all goes a bit tits]

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by saltrock:
[My excuse and I am sticking to it. Every time I try to post a pic on here it all goes a bit tits]

How good does this sound?

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saltrock
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[offtopic] NWOD, be a love and go check your box? [/offtopic]

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
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[Every time I try to post a pic on here it all goes a bit tits]

Have you been using my Image Upload Thingy?
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Louche
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quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
I could probably direct you to one of Louche (with or without cleavage) if she would let me?

Um, why do you need my permission? Surely the fact that they're splashed all over TMO in the first place means that they're open access? Saltrock, check out the Vive La Glasgow thread in Announce.
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saltrock
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by saltrock:
[Every time I try to post a pic on here it all goes a bit tits]

Have you been using my Image Upload Thingy?
Yes, but it just doesn't like me [Frown]

And Louche, thank you, I shall!

ETA: Okers, gotcha, but to be picky, have you got a full length one? Of like, you walking or something? 'S ok, I'm not going to blow it up to full size and paste it onto a cardboard cut out and keep it in my bedroom or anything - it's just everytime I see you post I get this picture of you walking all rangy like.

[ 11.03.2005, 09:03: Message edited by: saltrock ]

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Sidney
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OMIKIN!

please post a non blurry pictore of yourself. this is so that if i ever walk past you in the street, i can decide whether i should stalk you or hide inside a shop doorway. many thanks.

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OJ
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Just because Uber may explode with impatience, the only pic I have to hand has been put through the Botticelli-filter on that silly site someone posted a while back.

So bear in mind I don't usually look that miserable, sallow or, er like an oilpainting.

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Uber Trick
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quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
why do you need my permission? Surely the fact that they're splashed all over TMO in the first place means that they're open access?

Because one time you posted a pic, I grabbed it and "quoted" it and you had such a girlie little fit that I removed it again to protect your sensibilities.* That and the recent :astromadfacegate: has led me to double check before posting pictures of forum ladies. The boys I'm not so cautious about - reference my constant posting of jhnjo's tummy and omitumkin on threads a few weeks back.

Omikin - take a picture of your kneepit with your camera phone and email it to me!

* This exchange can be witnessed minus the offending photo in question in the "Pitchur" thread I link to in my initial post. Should you so desire.

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Sidney
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kryste on a byke

[ 11.03.2005, 09:15: Message edited by: Sidney ]

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OJ
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I might remove that pic. The cold, dead eyes are evidently terrifying Sidney.
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omikin
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sidders - i have no non-blurry pictures unfortunately. you'll just have to wonder round brum with your eyes half-closed.

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Darryn.R
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except now with beard...

[ 11.03.2005, 09:17: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]

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Louche
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Saltrock, that's freaking me out slightly. The only picture I have of me walking is halfway up a fucking Welsh mountain with a look of utter, abject misery on my twenty a day smoking face.

[ 11.03.2005, 09:18: Message edited by: Louche ]

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saltrock
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I didn't mean hiking type walking, just y'know, sort of in some kind of motion. Still would do as long is it's full length. I don't ask much really, do I? [Big Grin]

Lovin' Darryn's hair.

[ 11.03.2005, 09:20: Message edited by: saltrock ]

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Sidney
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quote:
Originally posted by OJ:
I might remove that pic. The cold, dead eyes are evidently terrifying Sidney.

what? oh! i see! no, you misunderstand oj! my 'kryste on a byke' post was a reference to my complete inability to post an image and having to edit it twice before giving up and deleting it altogether. it bore no reference whatsoever to your post. in fact, i hadn't even seen your post, so tied up was i with trying to post an image.

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Bamba

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Is this the new way of things? Are people no longer simply happy with the random pictures bestowed on them and are now free to demand forumites lay themselves out in a required tableau? I do hope so.
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Uber Trick
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lol - Darryn your hair is gorgeous! Is your beard as lustrous? Omikin: I have a picture of your tummy although sadly I lost the giant nipple hair pic. Sidney, there are pictures of him from the hot meat that we could dig out? Or you could walk around brum without your contacts in and go up to random strangers going "Do you Omikin?" and see how they react.

OJ - do not remove until you can replace please.

Right back in 5 mins with pictures of the lovely Saltrock. Meanwhile can someone trawl the internet for me and come back with 5 interesting links and nice things to do and play with on the internet please? I'm meant to be doing it for my sister but I'm doing this instead you see.

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Sidney
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in fact, l@@k oj! here is one of me from the same 'silly site'!

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Uber Trick
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Ladies and gentle mentals, let me introduce Saltrock!

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Sidney
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lol at squirgman in 'nasty nick cotton' mode!

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Louche
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quote:
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Ladies and gentle mentals, let me introduce Saltrock!

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That's just not good enough. Not good enough at all. I demand to see a photograph of Saltrock on a semi deserted beach, carrying a surfboard and with her left leg action freeze framed in a lolloping Pamela Anderson dash toward the ocean.

Thank you.

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Seconded!
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saltrock
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Funny you should say that! I do have one very similar to that at home - but I do not have breasticles like Pamela. Is this ok?

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Uber Trick
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quote:
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That's just not good enough. Not good enough at all. I demand to see a photograph of Saltrock on a semi deserted beach, carrying a surfboard and with her left leg action freeze framed in a lolloping Pamela Anderson dash toward the ocean.

Thank you.

How about this one of saltrock instead then:

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Uber Trick
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Ok I don't have anymore pictures of saltrock now. Let's do someone else now! Louche louche make pictures of OJ non-Bottecellified come on the internet please!

Also: squirrelandgman I want another one please without an unfortunate internet-generated facial deformity.

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squirrelandgman
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boooooo.....

Yeah yeah
Ohhh
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Oh no, oh
No matter what they say
(No matter what they say)
I am beautiful

Every day is so wonderful
Then suddenly, it's hard to breathe
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the pain, I'm so ashamed (No)

I am beautiful (Beautiful)
No matter what they say (No matter what they say)
Words can't bring me down (I am beautiful)
I am beautiful (Beautiful)
In every single way (Every single way)
Words can't bring me down, oh no, oh

To all your friends, you're delirious
So consumed in all your doom, mmm
Trying hard to fill the emptiness
The piece is gone left the puzzle undone
Is that the way it is?

I am beautiful (Beautiful)
No matter what they say (No matter what they say)
Words can't bring me down (I am beautiful)
I am beautiful (Beautiful)
In every single way (Every single way)
Words can't bring me down, oh no, oh

I am beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful

No matter what we do
No matter what we say
(No matter what we say)
We're the song inside the tune
Full of beautiful mistakes
And everywhere we go
(And everywhere we go)
The sun will always shine
(Sun will always, always shine)
But tomorrow we might awake
On the other side

I am beautiful (Beautiful)
No matter what they say (No matter what they say)
Words can't bring me down (I am beautiful)
I am beautiful (Beautiful)
In every single way (Every single way)
Words can't bring me down, oh no, oh
I am beautiful
No matter what they say (No matter what they say)
Words can't bring me down (I am beautiful)
I am beautiful
In every single way (Every single way)
Words can't bring me down, oh no, oh

I am beautiful
(No matter what they say)
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful

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