• OJ
• IAN
• MINJ
• VoP
• squirrelandgman

But any other pics will be gratefully viewed. You've all seen my picture lots of times now so I won't bore you with another Posters Face but come on guys, do it for me and my raised left sternocleidomastoid!
 

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Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
 
I'm 100% positive that the very last thing that TMO needs is a picture of me. I haven't got any new ones anyway.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
[i]This picture of you is brill Benway:



But I don't know who the girl is.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
We could do TMO swaps: I'll trade you Louche's cleavage photo for one of Omikin's kneepit as I only need that one and one of FtC's right nipple to complete my entire TMO posters 2004 album! For example.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Saltrock, can I have another picture of you please as we only have that one tiny one from the other thread ages ago that thorn squashed between lift doors or something like that. I could probably direct you to one of Louche (with or without cleavage) if she would let me?
 

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Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Uber Trick:
Omikin's kneepit

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i don't think such an image exists.

i have this blurry face one i took with the free digital camera fish recommended in that thread two months ago:



nice 'brows, no?
 

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Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 
I'll send it to your Gmail oobs, and you can post it. I don't have time to try and be technical this afternoon. [My excuse and I am sticking to it. Every time I try to post a pic on here it all goes a bit tits]
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by saltrock:
[My excuse and I am sticking to it. Every time I try to post a pic on here it all goes a bit tits]

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quote:

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Originally posted by saltrock:
[Every time I try to post a pic on here it all goes a bit tits]

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quote:

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Originally posted by Uber Trick:
I could probably direct you to one of Louche (with or without cleavage) if she would let me?

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quote:

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Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:

quote:

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Originally posted by saltrock:
[Every time I try to post a pic on here it all goes a bit tits]

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Have you been using my Image Upload Thingy?

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Yes, but it just doesn't like me

And Louche, thank you, I shall!

ETA: Okers, gotcha, but to be picky, have you got a full length one? Of like, you walking or something? 'S ok, I'm not going to blow it up to full size and paste it onto a cardboard cut out and keep it in my bedroom or anything - it's just everytime I see you post I get this picture of you walking all rangy like.

[ 11.03.2005, 09:03: Message edited by: saltrock ]
 

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Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
 
OMIKIN!

please post a non blurry pictore of yourself. this is so that if i ever walk past you in the street, i can decide whether i should stalk you or hide inside a shop doorway. many thanks.
 

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Posted by OJ (Member # 752) on :
 
Just because Uber may explode with impatience, the only pic I have to hand has been put through the Botticelli-filter on that silly site someone posted a while back.

So bear in mind I don't usually look that miserable, sallow or, er like an oilpainting.


 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Louche:
why do you need my permission? Surely the fact that they're splashed all over TMO in the first place means that they're open access?

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Because one time you posted a pic, I grabbed it and "quoted" it and you had such a girlie little fit that I removed it again to protect your sensibilities.* That and the recent :astromadfacegate: has led me to double check before posting pictures of forum ladies. The boys I'm not so cautious about - reference my constant posting of jhnjo's tummy and omitumkin on threads a few weeks back.

Omikin - take a picture of your kneepit with your camera phone and email it to me!

* This exchange can be witnessed minus the offending photo in question in the "Pitchur" thread I link to in my initial post. Should you so desire.
 

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Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
 
kryste on a byke

[ 11.03.2005, 09:15: Message edited by: Sidney ]
 

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Posted by OJ (Member # 752) on :
 
I might remove that pic. The cold, dead eyes are evidently terrifying Sidney.
 

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Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
 
sidders - i have no non-blurry pictures unfortunately. you'll just have to wonder round brum with your eyes half-closed.
 

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Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
 


except now with beard...

[ 11.03.2005, 09:17: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
 

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Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
Saltrock, that's freaking me out slightly. The only picture I have of me walking is halfway up a fucking Welsh mountain with a look of utter, abject misery on my twenty a day smoking face.

[ 11.03.2005, 09:18: Message edited by: Louche ]
 

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Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 
I didn't mean hiking type walking, just y'know, sort of in some kind of motion. Still would do as long is it's full length. I don't ask much really, do I?

Lovin' Darryn's hair.

[ 11.03.2005, 09:20: Message edited by: saltrock ]
 

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Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by OJ:
I might remove that pic. The cold, dead eyes are evidently terrifying Sidney.

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what? oh! i see! no, you misunderstand oj! my 'kryste on a byke' post was a reference to my complete inability to post an image and having to edit it twice before giving up and deleting it altogether. it bore no reference whatsoever to your post. in fact, i hadn't even seen your post, so tied up was i with trying to post an image.
 

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Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
Is this the new way of things? Are people no longer simply happy with the random pictures bestowed on them and are now free to demand forumites lay themselves out in a required tableau? I do hope so.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
lol - Darryn your hair is gorgeous! Is your beard as lustrous? Omikin: I have a picture of your tummy although sadly I lost the giant nipple hair pic. Sidney, there are pictures of him from the hot meat that we could dig out? Or you could walk around brum without your contacts in and go up to random strangers going "Do you Omikin?" and see how they react.

OJ - do not remove until you can replace please.

Right back in 5 mins with pictures of the lovely Saltrock. Meanwhile can someone trawl the internet for me and come back with 5 interesting links and nice things to do and play with on the internet please? I'm meant to be doing it for my sister but I'm doing this instead you see.
 

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Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
 
in fact, l@@k oj! here is one of me from the same 'silly site'!


 

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Posted by squirrelandgman (Member # 201) on :
 

 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Ladies and gentle mentals, let me introduce Saltrock!


 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 

 

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Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
 
lol at squirgman in 'nasty nick cotton' mode!
 

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Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Uber Trick:
Ladies and gentle mentals, let me introduce Saltrock!

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quote:

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Originally posted by Louche:
That's just not good enough. Not good enough at all. I demand to see a photograph of Saltrock on a semi deserted beach, carrying a surfboard and with her left leg action freeze framed in a lolloping Pamela Anderson dash toward the ocean.

Thank you.

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How about this one of saltrock instead then:


 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Ok I don't have anymore pictures of saltrock now. Let's do someone else now! Louche louche make pictures of OJ non-Bottecellified come on the internet please!

Also: squirrelandgman I want another one please without an unfortunate internet-generated facial deformity.
 

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Posted by squirrelandgman (Member # 201) on :
 
boooooo.....

Yeah yeah
Ohhh
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Oh no, oh
No matter what they say
(No matter what they say)
I am beautiful

Every day is so wonderful
Then suddenly, it's hard to breathe
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the pain, I'm so ashamed (No)

I am beautiful (Beautiful)
No matter what they say (No matter what they say)
Words can't bring me down (I am beautiful)
I am beautiful (Beautiful)
In every single way (Every single way)
Words can't bring me down, oh no, oh

To all your friends, you're delirious
So consumed in all your doom, mmm
Trying hard to fill the emptiness
The piece is gone left the puzzle undone
Is that the way it is?

I am beautiful (Beautiful)
No matter what they say (No matter what they say)
Words can't bring me down (I am beautiful)
I am beautiful (Beautiful)
In every single way (Every single way)
Words can't bring me down, oh no, oh

I am beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful

No matter what we do
No matter what we say
(No matter what we say)
We're the song inside the tune
Full of beautiful mistakes
And everywhere we go
(And everywhere we go)
The sun will always shine
(Sun will always, always shine)
But tomorrow we might awake
On the other side

I am beautiful (Beautiful)
No matter what they say (No matter what they say)
Words can't bring me down (I am beautiful)
I am beautiful (Beautiful)
In every single way (Every single way)
Words can't bring me down, oh no, oh
I am beautiful
No matter what they say (No matter what they say)
Words can't bring me down (I am beautiful)
I am beautiful
In every single way (Every single way)
Words can't bring me down, oh no, oh

I am beautiful
(No matter what they say)
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
I'm not messing around, I thought Saltrock was male.
 

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Posted by George the Robot (Member # 681) on :
 
Since Thorn's not here today I'm sure he won't mind me posting a pic of him dressed as a pimp...



[ 11.03.2005, 09:54: Message edited by: George the Robot ]
 

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Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 
Ko, we've had this discussion before. At least twice.

[ 11.03.2005, 09:50: Message edited by: saltrock ]
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Are you knacked face man from the shop down my road squirrelandgman? If you are I LOVE you! Raz and me both said that we would date you! There, bet you feel better now huh?
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
I could never mistake you for a man now, Saltrock. I apologise.
 

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Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by kovacs:
I could never mistake you for a man now, Saltrock. I apologise.

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Thank you.
 

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Posted by squirrelandgman (Member # 201) on :
 
No. I am not. Shut up anyway. I am photoshopping myself with the Kraken so i need to concentrate.

So shhhhh..
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
I have been in negotiations with Sidney all afternoon and have finally obtained her permission to post a picture of "Sidney's slutty pussy" taken at our recent Wolvo weekender:



Her name is Jess and she likes having gang bangs in the garden with all the local unneutered toms.
 

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Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
 
gman - i'm confused. by going all aquilera on us, are you trying to tell us that that is your actual real life face in that picture?
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by squirrelandgman:
I am not

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You are not? I thought IAN... ?

(groan)
 

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Posted by My Name Is Joe (Member # 530) on :
 
This is my passport photo, if it works.
Hah, failure.
I'll try again.



[ 11.03.2005, 10:09: Message edited by: My Name Is Joe ]
 

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Posted by squirrelandgman (Member # 201) on :
 
No. That is me in 30 years.
The top bit is me.
The bottom bit is Keith Richards.

My dad looks like Keith Richards.
I look a bit like a young Ketih Richards.
As well as Zola.
And Esteban.
And Barny Grumble when drunk.

I am going to do a picture of me with the kraken.
It is really me. I am only going to do it because I am drunk and I like to disapoint people when drunk. As well as dancing with a beer on my head. If you drink in dodgy London establishments you may have seen me!!!!
 

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Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
 
Is gman Disco D?



[ 11.03.2005, 10:10: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]
 

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Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
 
i think you sound hott, squirgman. also, do you have any pictures of you dancing with a pint on your head?
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
I'm so excited, I'm almost gonna wee
I only need IANot's now
and I'll have all three!

(I done a rap!)

If it helps, MINJ, I've found that if you change Misc's upload thing URL tags to IMG tags then it works. Don't ask me why, but it does
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
*sigh* MINJ is lovely, look at his lovely eyes and lovely beard! MINJ is my new TMO crush! Goodbye jnhoj's tummy, goodbye omitumkin. Hello MINJ
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
I think MINJ has photoshopped that beard on. Concentrate hard and he appears to be about 14.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
I was thinking and it may be just me, but Thorn looks the fucking shizzle as pimpforn.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
I heart MINJ
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Ubertrick, don't you think you should be doing something more worthwhile with your day, rather than just twatting around on the internet? I mean it's one thing to waste your employer's time, but this is your own time. *shakes head in resigned fashion*.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Amp how can you put a price on love? What are you the Time and Motion Whump Police?
 

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Posted by squirrelandgman (Member # 201) on :
 
.

[ 14.03.2005, 04:29: Message edited by: squirrelandgman ]
 

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Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
 
cor!
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
Here is me in Binsey nr Oxford, the day after I became Engaged and the last time I was Truly Happy.


 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
My heart has split in two! One half for MINJ and the other for squirrelandgman.

You don't need to thank me ladies.

I know a hottie from his keystrokes.

O yeah.

Uh-huh.



(where is IAN?)
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by London:
Ubertrick, don't you think you should be doing something more worthwhile with your day, rather than just twatting around on the internet? I mean it's one thing to waste your employer's time, but this is your own time. *shakes head in resigned fashion*.

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I got one word for you London: SickPay
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
I just found out that the bloke at my work who killed himself, thereby cementing the ejector seat's reputation as Seat Of Evil, did so in Crystal Palace Park. And how did he do it? By tying a rope around his neck, tying the other end to a tree, then driving off. Gnee.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Currently my favourite picture in history:



I R on left.
 

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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by London:
tying a rope around his neck, tying the other end to a tree, then driving off. Gnee.

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Fucking hell! I read about that. Sheer genius.
 

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Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
 
that's gr9 picture, nwod. u look hott!!1

uber - are you seriously telling me a picture of a bearded man is better than my sex-pack (do you see what i did there?)????

e.t.a. - who's the sid vicious character?

[ 11.03.2005, 10:40: Message edited by: omikin ]
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
I heart MINJ and squirrelandgman!

My sternocleidomastoid is raised to buggery with all this excitement on a Friday afternoon
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Omikin - the camera never lies but will take Rohyponol for a dare.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Yeah, sorry omikin, give me a kneepit or supersized nipple hair and maybe you'll be back in with a chance but until then you can remain last years crush. It's a cruel world and my surname is PAYNE.
 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
NWoD: I prefer "spiral".
 

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Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
 
see?

i told you squirgman was hott. cor indeed. also, i believe that as i was the first one to state this fact, i get first dibs.

so there.
 

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Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
 
you had a nipple hair last year - i can't believe you've lost it!

i can't get a kneepit right now, i need some more time!!!!
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
NWoD: I prefer "spiral".

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quote:

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Originally posted by Black Mask:

quote:

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Originally posted by London:
tying a rope around his neck, tying the other end to a tree, then driving off. Gnee.

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Fucking hell! I read about that. Sheer genius.

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by London:
Chinese whispers

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quote:

---

Originally posted by omikin:
you had a nipple hair last year - i can't believe you've lost it!

i can't get a kneepit right now, i need some more time!!!!

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by Uber Trick:
Omikin: I have a picture of your tummy although sadly I lost the giant nipple hair pic.

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by Uber Trick:
sadly I lost the giant nipple hair

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quote:

---

Originally posted by Uber Trick:
I lost

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quote:

---

Originally posted by Uber Trick:
I

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quote:

---

Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Currently my favourite picture in history:



I R on left.

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I like this. My daughter saw this pic a while back and she now refers to Mikee as "the cool one in that pic".

I'd quite like to do your mate though. British Beef? Yes please!

[Oh dear god, I sound like a dirty old woman ]
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
Lust and boredom; it's a potent combination.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Uber Trick:
No, Omikin, you lost it.

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quote:

---

Originally posted by Uber Trick:
you lost it.

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by Uber Trick:
you

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by Uber Trick:
lost

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quote:

---

Originally posted by Uber Trick:
it

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quote:

---

Originally posted by saltrock:
My daughter saw this pic a while back and she now refers to Mikee as "the cool one in that pic".

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by Uber Trick:
but mikee's on the left?

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But do you know the guy on the right?
 

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Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
 


me being silly
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Do you Veet your neck John?
 

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Posted by My Name Is Joe (Member # 530) on :
 
Thank you for you niceness Uber, and thank you NWOD for pointing out my youthful appearance! Most people just say I look like a terrorist, or serial killer.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
But do you know the guy on the right?

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quote:

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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Don't beat yourself up about it, he doesn't remember either.

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
what about 'that' picture of ringo?

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He dosn't know it, but I 'save picture as'd that a while a ago. I've been waiting for the right moment to post it. Waiting. With baited mouse.
 

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Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
 
Mikee I need to leave now, please post asap. x
 

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Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
 
Do it...c'MON
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 


[ 11.03.2005, 12:35: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
 

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Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
 
do it

scrawnyscroggins@ hotmale.

I would love you for ever x
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
done.
 

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Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 


I've got my eye on you.

Besides, I know for a fact that file no longer exists.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
You were pulling an Elvis face at the time.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
I always said you were a switch, Mikee.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Dude, does this mean I've been rumbled?
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
what do you think? I'd go with yes, personally.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
It's a good choice. Shall we stop fucking up this thread full of new boy talent and find out if Dr Damo really has a deviant mate?
 

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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
Ringo, I think you've got glaucoma.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Black Mask:
Ringo, I think you've got coma.

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[ 11.03.2005, 19:50: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
 

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Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 
Bless. Don't they look angelic when they are asleep?
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 


giggle
 

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Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 
Ok. Maybe not.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
*ahem*

*hands on hips, taps foot*
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
What?
 

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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:


giggle

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quote:

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Originally posted by Black Mask:
Maybe it's because I'm pissed but that's the funniest thing I think I've ever seen.

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by Louche:
I like the tapering in Ringo's cock before it emerges into fullsomeness.

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quote:

---

Originally posted by Louche:
Like Groundhog Day with added hirsuteness.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Louche:
Some day I will get to TMO and every post will be sleeping Ringo. Like Groundhog Day with added hirsuteness.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Louche:
Wouldn't it be awful if we were doing this and it transpired tomorrow that Ringo was dead or something?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Uber Trick:
heh you want hirsute, I hear jnhoj has a very nice one.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Uber Trick:
Right, I'm going to bed very soon. Any last minute questions you want to ask before I go? Burning desires? Anyone? Bueller?

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quote:

---

Originally posted by Louche:
That cannot possibly be his own cock. No man can achieve that kind of angle.

can they?

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quote:

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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Look I just want to know if it was Harvey Keitels cum face or not

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quote:

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Originally posted by Louche:
It looks like it's coming out of his navel. I mean, maybe I've just been pissed every time I got laid but I thought the male genitals were situated rather lower.

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Like....one on each knee?
 

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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 


Let's see that picture again.
 

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Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
 
I doubt whether there's anyone on here who hasn't seen my ugly mug at some point by now but have another one anyway


 

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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:

quote:

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Originally posted by Louche:
It looks like it's coming out of his navel. I mean, maybe I've just been pissed every time I got laid but I thought the male genitals were situated rather lower.

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Like....one on each knee?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Louche:
I also like the fact that this picture now appears no less than three fucking times on this thread. It's like sleeping Ringo - you missed it? Here's sleeping Rindo done a bad service by a mysetrious transparent cock! Sleeping Ringo done a mysterious service by transparent cock - you missed it? Here it is again. And again. And again. Some day I will get to TMO and every post will be sleeping Ringo. Like Groundhog Day with added hirsuteness.

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quote:

---

Originally posted by Physic:
I doubt whether there's anyone on here who hasn't seen my ugly mug at some point by now but have another one anyway

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by Uber Trick:
Mikee is quite likely to spurt cum across it. (and again)

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Laminaters have a role in life.
 

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Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
There were three l's in that I'll.

:
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Louche:
If people don't stop quoting my inebriation I'll... I'lll do something bad.

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Will you tell us your TMO crush?
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
um, actually guys I'm not hammered. Or even drunk. But I have had a couple of glasses of wine if that helps and I am due some codeine. But it's not the same, I know. Sorry
 

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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 

Yo! You left your charge key in your head, dude.
 

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Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Will you tell us your TMO crush?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Uber Trick:
um, actually guys I'm not hammered. Or even drunk.

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quote:

---

Originally posted by Louche:
No fucking chance.

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Lightweight. Would you like to see a cock tatooed as a dragon instead?
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
I used to be Louche's crush
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
i'm not hammered either.
or smacked up on codeine.

no pickshurs either.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by doc d:
i'm not hammered either.
or smacked up on codeine.

no pickshurs either.

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quote:

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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
]Lightweight. Would you like to see a cock tatooed as a dragon instead?

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quote:

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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:

quote:

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Originally posted by Louche:
No fucking chance.

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Lightweight. Would you like to see a cock tatooed as a dragon instead?

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TATOOIST: Sorry, I couldn't get a dragon on there... How about an earwig?
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Then take a bite of this beauty:

NSFBD!!


 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
When we were in Glasgow I slapped Louche on the ass. I wonder if tomboy would have called me a sexist cun* for doing that?
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
why?
why did you fucking do that?
from a piercing that you couldn't lie on your tummy to sleep to that?

mikee you used to be cool....
wanky
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
or something that sounded similar but wasn't quite the same...
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Black Mask:

quote:

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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:

quote:

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Originally posted by Louche:
No fucking chance.

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Lightweight. Would you like to see a cock tatooed as a dragon instead?

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TATOOIST: Sorry, I couldn't get a dragon on there... How about an earwig?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Uber Trick:
When we were in Glasgow I slapped Louche on the ass.

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quote:

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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:

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quote:

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Originally posted by Louche:
And it reverberated for days. In a myriad of contexts.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Louche:
Is the piercing on that a Prince Albert with a bar?

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quote:

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Originally posted by doc d:
if i let my roommate in herehe'd be trying to fuck you all.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Black Mask:
Put him on. I'll try and get him to swallow his tongue.

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quote:

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Originally posted by doc d:
THEN WHO'LL PAY HALF MY RENT?
BASTARDS.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Black Mask:
Has anyone else noticed an, almost imperceptible, change in 'atmosphere' on the boards since the posting of the dragon-cock? I fear this thread may now be cursed, also.

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actually I was thinking that my lovely thread was cursed now not because of the dragon cock but because no one will want to come and post their pictures after the ringo facial. Apart from physic, but he's well hard.

I hope you're all happy that you have ruined my chances of seeing IAN's face now. Thanks a fucking bunch c/unts.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Not only that but how do you have 'one of your left bollocks?'

Unless you are quadrabollocked.
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
oobs i'm trying to find a pickshur of me.
hang tight.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Stop whining, you got fucking squirrelandgman who made me horny he was so good looking. Also, Benny the ball: photo please.
 

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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 


Smeg-Dragon: HP1200 AC72 +4STR -12CHA
 

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Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
Woo. That's so gone.

[ 11.03.2005, 20:57: Message edited by: Louche ]
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
be quick damo, that codeine is gonna be winging it's way in and I have to make sure I immobilise my neck before I lose my pain senses. Actually I had a lolsome conversation today with my boss about if I had a collar for that specific purpose (her: you've probably got a collar haven't you? me: *giggle* her: not like that).

hello benny! yes - photo please!
 

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Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
 

 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Louche:
Woo. That's so gone.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Benny the Ball:

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quote:

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Originally posted by doc d:
what aout having slept in the nude?

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Busted.
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 

 

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Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
 
I'm working on it - but no pictures of me on the net, and eyes too tired to understand free picture hosting
 

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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by doc d:

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quote:

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Originally posted by Black Mask:
Wow! A new cookery programme! Two Camp Chefs [/QB]

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quote:

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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
nuthin

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balls of steel... shiny in the cold light of flash cameras...
 

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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
I had no idea you were French.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Benny, go here.

Use the browse button to look for a picture, once the picture has been uploaded, paste the image into a [img] x [/img] tag. Easy.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
lol@nekkidmikee
 

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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
You should lend your mate your hairdrier.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by sabian:
balls of steel... shiny in the cold light of flash cameras...

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Glad someone saw it

edit:

quote:

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Originally posted by Uber Trick:
lol@nekkidmikee

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quote:

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Originally posted by Black Mask:
You should lend your mate your hairdrier.

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no hairdrier for me. i just get pyscho hair.

right i'm off to go work 3.5 hours in a video store.
 

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Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
 

 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
He does look a little like the guy from Top Cat. Hallo Benny, you are giving us old minging TMO-ers a bad name, thanks!!
 

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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
Benny's got a Battlestar Galactica mask hidden on top of his wardrobe. Look! Under the suitcase.
 

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Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
 
This was taken in those days when I thought that facial hair was cool - but then realised that i didn't have enough to warrent calling it facial hair.

Oh and thanks for the help NWoD.
 

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Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
 
Ha ha - luckily the camera didn't pick up the red swishing eye light...
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
No dude, that's his Conan crown. I know one when I see one by Crom.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
Oh and thanks for the help NWoD.

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
hooray, thank you benny that's much better.

Barry, I hope you never decide to post your picture. I've stopped asking now, did you notice? I mean, I know where you live, where you work, what time you like your breakfast and just precisely what temperature you take your afternoon delight. But. to see your visage. posted here. would be the end for me.

to see love.
and not to have it.
I couldn't live...

I-I hope you understand?
 

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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
I had noticed and I guessed your motives. It is my destiny to remain forever in the shadows. Such is the way... for my kind.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Who thinks I should have another steely tortoise? To Mask! To anonymity!
 

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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Who thinks I should have another steely tortoise?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Black Mask:
I had noticed and I guessed your motives. It is my destiny to remain forever in the shadows. Such is the way... for my kind.

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I'm glad you understand me.

I'm going now.

Goodnight.



[ 11.03.2005, 21:25: Message edited by: Uber Trick ]
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Black Mask:
Says more about you than cash ever can.

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I'm not quite sure what that means but *kershunk!* I'm drinking to you.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
now you made me edit!! :astrough:

[ 11.03.2005, 21:27: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
Misc awake now (barely) takes photos of self for thread:


"Güd mærnen."


Remember: Yellow shades make things look better to the wearer, but never vice-versa.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
I just want to thank everyone who has taken the time to show me their WHOLE face, and there's still time for those who haven't!
 

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Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
Can I apologise for spelling everything in the world wrong last night? The quality of my TMO input nose dived like never before.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
I'm going to bring it up at every oppurtunity for saying that I wasn't very special.

How nice was it to get Benny The Ball without barely trying? It sweetened the whole evening.
 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Louche:
The quality of my TMO input nose dived like never before.

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My TMO Input-Nose.
 

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Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
I'm going to bring it up at every oppurtunity for saying that I wasn't very special.

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I'm finding it really worrying that I seem to have said really quite rude things to you on several occasions yet managed to forget all of them. My apologies, Mikee.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 

 

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Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
 
Laminating fans should check out these excellent vacume bags! You can now laminate even larger objects, and make all your stuff smaller as well! The girl in Argos told me she got some last week as well and they were 'proper genius'. And she was right.
 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Abby:
Laminating fans should check out these excellent vacume bags![/i]

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Hell! Did you never watch QVC in the mid '90s?


 

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Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
 
my digitale camera is sitting right next to the computer but i havent worked out quite how to make the pictures come onto the interweb. i have some new ones of me. they are proper 'ive just got a new digital camera, i am going to take pictures of myself from above looking moody and slightly artistic... theres a black and white setting? magic!' 17-year old style.

in the meantime, here is a picture of me with unpleasant facial bruising, sustained after a humilating bollinger accident.


 

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Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
 
me, monged.

eta: argh! too much enormo-mong face. eugh.

[ 12.03.2005, 21:36: Message edited by: Astromariner ]
 

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Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
 
Anyone?

No?

I accidentaly* took speed - I am going to read the yellow pages now....

* ok, not 'accidentaly' but I dindt know everyone else was going to go home!
 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 


"Oh shaft!"
 

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Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
 



Me and my baby, Haarlem, by Colenski
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Siblings in Cordoba, plus: The Abuser looking like Beck!
 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
we all and stuff, yesterday

[ 13.03.2005, 12:23: Message edited by: Grianagh ]
 

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Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
 
what an ace picture! Also, I like your excellent green eyeliner, Grianagh.
 

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Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
 
deep sigh... there are photos on my computer. it only took three days for me to work out how to do it but i did it and now it is dun.

here are some of the photos, including the ones of me and doc d and uber where we look weird and then normal. and one of my astonishing tudor tits.
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
in my defence:
i was drunk.
i was recovering from a heavy new years eve.
i am secretly a nathan.
 

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Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
 
yes, well at least you dont have a faece that is as red and shiny as a red shiny cock, do you.

i am only having photos of me taken in black and white from now on. in fact, i might cut my face off with a knife and replace it with a black and white version.

eta: christ! that was bigger than my actual face!

[ 13.03.2005, 18:19: Message edited by: discodamage ]
 

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Posted by Fionnula the Cooler (Member # 453) on :
 
No picture of my right nipple, I'm afraid. But a picture from several months ago in which I appear to be suffering a severe attack of the avrils. Will that do?


 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
I'm going to tell you a secret which will freak you the fuck out: that picture has been my desktop pattern for the last five days. I nabbed it off Friendster. Do you feel objectified?
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
I thought we all did this?


 

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Posted by Fionnula the Cooler (Member # 453) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by London:
I'm going to tell you a secret which will freak you the fuck out: that picture has been my desktop pattern for the last five days. I nabbed it off Friendster. Do you feel objectified?

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Gosh. I do. And it feels good. Assuming you weren't, y'know, punching your screen in its face.

[ 13.03.2005, 19:49: Message edited by: Fionnula the Cooler ]
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
That picture is ROCK Fionulla. Much better than a right nipple!

Thanks for the NY shots disco.

Nice Cordoba pics Amp, I'd forgotten that you'd captured my amazing rubber face on camera!

Gree, Mart - you look gorgeous darlings! Where did you get that eyeliner, G? I must have it!
 

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Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
I sometimes think that you stole my wifepassword, Uber!

On another [chately] note:
I am in England as of Tuesday, who wants to touch me.

EditToAdd:
Uber And Amp You Must Mail Me At The Following Address For Reasons Of Utmost Importance (and which will be to your maximum benefit!):

babelcordoba@hotmail.com

Thank
You
Goodnight

[ 13.03.2005, 22:25: Message edited by: mart ]
 

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Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
I fucking love my wife, I do; she lets me make her come on the internet when I play around with the new digital camera.





Isn't she sexy?
 

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Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
Seeing as George Teh Robot posted a picture of me, I'm sure he won't mind me posting a pic of him...



[ 14.03.2005, 04:21: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
 

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Posted by squeegy (Member # 136) on :
 
He looks more pimp than you
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Those pix of Gree are great. The one where she's on the floor, you should have made her scrumple up her face, as though she'd just tripped over and was in pain. Spicy!

Listen dudes: I want a new digital camera. I got my current one, an Olympus C2020, about 8 billion years ago, in 2000, and now nobody's jealous of it any more, the poor little thing, so I've decided to put it out of its misery. So how about this deal: A 3.3 megapixel Canon Ixus for £150. Does that sound good? What's a good, reasonably priced digital camera?
 

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Posted by Gemini (Member # 428) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by mart:
I sometimes think that you stole my wifepassword, Uber!

On another [chately] note:
I am in England as of Tuesday, who wants to touch me.

EditToAdd:
Uber And Amp You Must Mail Me At The Following Address For Reasons Of Utmost Importance (and which will be to your maximum benefit!):

babelcordoba@hotmail.com

Thank
You
Goodnight

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hmm MartMeet, prehaps?

I have a photo of Carter with blonde hair and make-up around somewhere......

No photos of me, but I will post one of my big pants instead.

 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by London:
So how about this deal: A 3.3 megapixel Canon Ixus for £150. Does that sound good? What's a good, reasonably priced digital camera?

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Have old Digital IXUS V2.
Is very good for point + shoot, but bit basic for things cleverer.
Still got that iPod-like class about it though.
Makes feel glad to've bought it.
 

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Posted by Bandy (Member # 12) on :
 
I was so enamoured with Misc's camera that I bought an IXUS myself. Life was good until it got stolen. Thankfully it was replaced with a newer model and life was again good. So, in summation, i'd say that if you're in the market for a sexy looking point'n'click type digital camera with some nifto features you could do much worse.

Although i've also heard good things about this Pentax Option
 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
If you want to be the coolest cat on the catwalk, then you might want to think about *this little treasure for £230:



Five mega-pix-elves, too!

[ 14.03.2005, 05:41: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
 

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Posted by Gemini (Member # 428) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by London:


Listen dudes: I want a new digital camera. I got my current one, an Olympus C2020, about 8 billion years ago, in 2000, and now nobody's jealous of it any more, the poor little thing, so I've decided to put it out of its misery. So how about this deal: A 3.3 megapixel Canon Ixus for £150. Does that sound good? What's a good, reasonably priced digital camera?

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quote:

---

Originally posted by Astromariner:
what an ace picture! Also, I like your excellent green eyeliner, Grianagh.

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quote:

---

Originally posted by Gemini:
Unless you want to blow your photos up to A4 size etc then there is not really any point going above 3mega-pixals I've been told.

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quote:

---

Originally posted by Waynster:
Also Digital Zoom is the work of Satan, and should never be used - if you want I will try and draw a piccie as to why.

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The man's right. And besides, any freeware image editing program on your PC could give you an infinite amount of so-called "digital zoom".
 

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Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
 
shit sorry i meant optical zoom.

it was from amazon but theyre discontinued there now i think



hmmmm lovely metal and weighty but oh so cheeeep

[ 14.03.2005, 11:25: Message edited by: jnhoj ]
 

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Posted by Keef (Member # 27) on :
 
Me.


 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 


Me, just now... 3D'ise'd
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 


hey kids, you know when something is deleted from your recycling bin is there anyway to retrieve it? Basically, as is always the way with these things, I have just found out I need the original sized digital photo I took of my two network members to go in the local paper rather than the rescaled image I sent him last week.

Unfortunately original sized pic was deleted this weekend off my camera and hard-drive after I had been told that the one I sent the editor was "perfect". Is there anyway I can restore the original file? The two people who were going to be in the paper (two of the people with learning difficulties that I support) are going to be so disappointed if they're picture doesn't go in. Can anyone help me or is it hopeless?
 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
erm...

Do you use a Mac, or are you sensible? If you are sensible, there are a few ways you can *try* to recover a file... There is no guarentee though due to how the deletion process works.

If you have a Mac, maybe if you ask it nice like and offer to paint it pink paisly, it'll get it back for you?
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
No my sister has a mac, I have a lovely but ancient trusty little Compaq Armada laptop!
 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
http://download.pcinspector.de/pci_filerecovery.exe


Freeware and should recover your file if it hasn't been written over yet.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Thanks Sabian I'll try it out tonight!
 

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Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Louche:
Um, why do you need my permission? Surely the fact that they're splashed all over TMO in the first place means that they're open access? Saltrock, check out the Vive La Glasgow thread in Announce. [/QB]

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quote:

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Originally posted by turbo:

quote:

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Originally posted by Louche:
Um, why do you need my permission? Surely the fact that they're splashed all over TMO in the first place means that they're open access? Saltrock, check out the Vive La Glasgow thread in Announce.

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There is no such thread. Sulk. I want to see people in Glasgow. From TMO. On a meat. [/QB]

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Yes there is!
 

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Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
 
There is, but you can't see it when you go to Announce. Hmmm. Mysterious.

Oh and you all look lovely. So much nice shiny hair, so many happy faces, such a good-looking group. I think I fancy you all...
 

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Posted by SilverGinger5 (Member # 49) on :
 
Go to announce, and look at the drop down menu at the top right. Does it say "Show Topics from last 30 days" or something like that?

If so, change it to "Show all topics", and a plethora of previously hidden TMO gems will be revealed!
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 

me at a playboy party this weekend.
i was watching hef talking to pam anderson.

on the television.
 

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Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by SilverGinger5:
Go to announce, and look at the drop down menu at the top right. Does it say "Show Topics from last 30 days" or something like that?

If so, change it to "Show all topics", and a plethora of previously hidden TMO gems will be revealed!

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quote:

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Originally posted by doc d:
[chate]
gri, do you know any good cheap independant tax preparers here in nashville that will get me as much money back as possible?
[/chate]

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[chate] no independant,imafred, but have you tried HR or Jackson Hewett? If you want to diy, I might be able to help cuz I do both our business and farm taxes (including international) [/chate]

pics following
 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
Nashville, TN 04/12









tada!
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
just got quoted $125 from HR block. all i want is the MOST amount of money for the LEAST amount of my initial outlay (time+money).
eta:
god i look grrrrrrrrrrreat.

[ 15.03.2005, 11:59: Message edited by: doc d ]
 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by doc d:
just got quoted $125 from HR block. all i want is the MOST amount of money for the LEAST amount of my initial outlay (time+money).
eta:
god i look grrrrrrrrrrreat.

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You can diy online for about 10 -15 buckaroonies
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
oooh.
i can't though. i have to get an ITIN # for lady A. as she hasn't got a SSN. which may mean i have to get an extension...

i'm gonna check out HR block premium efiling. if that works. i'll use that.

whats that iron maiden song? oh yeah "stranger in a strange land"....
 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
we all look, well i dont need to say it (the two men look adorable and (correctly) look as if that was my 5th martini

HRefile is alright, i used it last year for straight forward filing also, TN gov website should have free efile for state taxes.

[ 15.03.2005, 13:08: Message edited by: Grianagh ]
 

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Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
 
Phwoar. Hey Dr D. You can take my temperature anytime with that unusual thermometer of yours. Eh? Eh?
 

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Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
 
i know! i certainly would.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Down girls!

Grrrrwoof!
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
i know i think marts a stunner too.
 

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Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
 
I think gay bummings don't count if youre married you know, docd.
 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
when we walked into the restuarant, i didn't recognize d from his photos. just wondered who the indy-esqued matthew broderick lookalike was chatting up some couple at the bar
 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
when last I did my US taxes (5 years ago, way-hey!), I used Turbo-Tax... I then did my taxes long hand because I was worried about trusting some software to keep me out of the IRS sites... Turbo-Tax saved me about $150.

(please note, you can sometimes find 'evaluation' versions of this, but you would not be able to e-file unless you pay for the proggie)

Could have a gander on ebay and might bag a bargin, but make sure it is 'new and sealed' otherwise they've already registered it and it won't work for you.
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
well, i was feeling all
now i feel all
thanks peeps.
a bit of being leched over does make you feel better.
see, we've been trying to tell you wimmin that for years. all that wolf whistling and "get your tits out love" its all meant to make you feel better....

turbotax. noted.bonus.
 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by doc d:
i know i think marts a stunner too.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Black Mask:
Why is turbo still allowed on here? Wasn't he banned?

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No, she wasn't.
 

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Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 

 

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Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 

 

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Posted by The H Pony (Member # 784) on :
 
That's a hell of a weapon.

[ 21.03.2005, 02:42: Message edited by: The H Pony ]
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
I'd make my face come on the internet but I can't get Misc's thingy to work
 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
Did you manage to browse the file in?
What was the problem, exactly?
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
Got some sort of error code, of which I will post more later when at home...
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
I think you should send it to me on MSN H1ppY. as it has been like...forevs and stuff.
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
You are now on my contacts list Mikee so I will always know what you are doing....

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
The new MSN hides:

• Heavy Breathing
• Touching Cloth
• Hiding Sausages
• etc

[ 21.03.2005, 12:09: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
oh tits.


here goes nothing...



[ 21.03.2005, 17:23: Message edited by: H1ppychick ]
 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
nice photo!
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
cheers, TheGree. I like yours too, if that doesn't sound pervy.
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
ahh. the face of my fantasy premier league nemesis is finally revealed....
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
I am BigFace™, hear me roar!

ETA: that joke totally doesn't work with me tripping over a new page

[ 21.03.2005, 17:39: Message edited by: H1ppychick ]
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
i must have fucked it up.
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
Observe my steely glare from the previous page and cower, monkey-boy-doc.
 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 

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Originally posted by H1ppychick:
cheers, TheGree. I like yours too, if that doesn't sound pervy.

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Originally posted by H1ppychick:
Observe my steely glare

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oh god, he's not back is he?
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
sure is quiet round here, nothing but you americaners...
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
I said steely glare, not steely qu..... Never mind.
 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
americaners, americaneers, american ears, amer....oh, hmmmm


quiet you say?
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
oh whispering grass.....
 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
more photos need to be posted.
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
i have no more.
i'm all photed out.

i don't even have any new worm pics.
 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
Hippy, you don't look like a hippy, you look like a law student!

I feel that I've been cheated all these years now
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
I totally resent that; I'll have you know that I'm an accountant.
 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
i'm now going to have to log onto the friendster site and see the other hippy pics.

sabian should post pics also.

i have a pic of my daughters pet hawk, a lightswitch and the haunted angel in our backgarden. any takers?

nahh didnt think so.
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
you know, with cunning skill minigree could be like a mini beastmaster, with rabbits, a hawk and a sword.
free to roam the illinois country side.
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 


[ 21.03.2005, 18:13: Message edited by: H1ppychick ]
 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 

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Originally posted by H1ppychick:
I totally resent that; I'll have you know that I'm an accountant.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Grianagh:

sabian should post pics also.

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How about my daughter's b-day party on Saturday?

 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
awwww sabian!!! she is adorable! i like the wings and facepaint.

how old hippy??

d - minigree watched beastmaster three nights ago (netflix) and decided she must now also have ferrets. sigh.

the hawk .
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
i was probably about 10 since we didn't live there before that and i'm wearing horrible 70s cast offs.
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
well at least on this side of the atlantic you can have the scent glands removed. the ferrets that is.

[ 21.03.2005, 18:25: Message edited by: doc d ]
 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
Her accomplice in my ultimate demise through violent and painful Death-of-a-thousand-tickles:

 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
this is more like it, kid photos and d having his scent glads removed.

sabian, from the one photo of your wife i have seen they both look like her clones. very adorable children. more?

hippy must have more grownup photos. posting photos is like getting a tat hippy, can't stop at just one.
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 

 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
that pic reminds me of the book i am reading at the moment Shattered.

i really like the photo. you take it?
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
yep.
on my seagull. thats now knackered.
which i must fix.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Just one more out of focused one:


 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Focused? Shat-herd.
 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
You don't know pain until you throw a 'Fairy Princess Party' for 11 girls in a small maisonette.

 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
i never thought i'd ever utter the words "too much pink" when looking at a picture of 11 young girls.

[ 21.03.2005, 18:48: Message edited by: doc d ]
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
SAO MACH PINK!! Mein I's
 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
oh
my.
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 

 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 


[ 21.03.2005, 19:29: Message edited by: Grianagh ]
 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
Doc, that so looks like my best friend from home... Did you get really pissed and wander up near Buffalo by any chance?
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
nah. thats art from ca$hville.
 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
on the subject of photos
i was just sent 3 photos of my great-great-grandparents and my great-grandmother as an infant.

surreal.
 

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Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
 
Excellent fairy party Sabian !

See me, I'm going to have trouble, Beckett is coming at me straight out of Compton..


 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
topLOL
 

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Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
 
By 'pet hawk' do you mean pet as in pet or as in lives in the barn near our house, and by hawk do you mean enormous big eagle?
 

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Posted by My Name Is Joe (Member # 530) on :
 
That party looks like a benetton ad!
 

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Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 
I think that party looks fantastic. Did you paint the walls that colour especially for her birthday?

Ellie has had a trampolining party for the last 2 years. I've put my back out on Ellie's birthday for the last 2 years. Spot the connection anyone?

Anyway, here is she at the beach looking all windswept in one of my gran's hand-knitted creations. I love my gran.



ETA: Oh cocking hell. I give up. That's where the pic is, if anyone has any idea why I can never get this to work, please feel free to tell me.

[ 22.03.2005, 08:42: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
 

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Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
 
I shouldn't have fixed that..

Make it smaller - OK I will
 

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Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 

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Originally posted by Darryn.R:
I shouldn't have fixed that..

Make it smaller - OK I will

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Thank you!!!!

Also, what did I do wrong then?

Darryn.R posting within post

"Nothing serious - The file name contains spaces and the antileech program adds a % sign where the space should be so:

picture one here.gif = WRONG
picture%one%here.gif = RIGHT

Close call at the beach though, 3 feet further back and BOSH !"



[ 22.03.2005, 08:58: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
 

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Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 
but Lol too.
 

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Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by saltrock:

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quote:

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Originally posted by saltrock:
Poor Ellie thought she was actually a lamb for the first 3 years of her life. Took me ages to get her to talk instead of baa.

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quote:

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Originally posted by sabian:
Actually, mice hate cheese as a rule... The only reason they go for it at traps is cuz they are curious...

Peanut butter and/or chocolate are their personal favs though...

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quote:

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Originally posted by sabian:
Peanut butter and/or chocolate are their personal favs though...

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I'll bear that in mind next time I'm desperately trying to get him to finish a chocolate bar.
 

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Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
 
the mouse who lives in my room seems to like plastic bags and prawn crackers, as well as enjoying a good shit on my bed every now and again.
 

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Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 
I couldn't sleep in a room that had a mouse in it. I used to live in a mobile home on a farm, [just for a couple of months you understand, whilst "between houses"] and I had mice all over the bloody place. I used to stay awake reading until about 4 am every single morning just so that I would fall straight to sleep and not lie there listening for mouse noises or imagining that I could feel them crawling across the bed. I ended up buying a sleeping bag so that I could be sure that they wouldn't be able to get to me via the feet end at least. I was in a right state by the end of my stay there. Ok, so I am the biggest wuss that ever walked the planet, but there's no way I could co-habit with rodents ever again.
 

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Posted by Gemini (Member # 428) on :
 
Have a photo of the campest robot ever.


 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Abby:
By 'pet hawk' do you mean pet as in pet or as in lives in the barn near our house, and by hawk do you mean enormous big eagle?

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pet as in lives in it's own small building not to far from the house and yes hawk as in a red tail hawk - large bird.

don't worry though. she wears leather wrist gaurds and it has a hood. it's only tried to bite her once or twice.
 

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Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
 
My uncle loves country music. He got it from my grandfather, who used to play the harmonica in a miners band. They weren't hugely popular, but they had some local celebrity, and played the working men's clubs that were scattered around the bases of the mountains. They were called "The Minerva Cowboys" (after the largest mountain in the region), and they practised in a garage near the council estate where my mum, auntie and uncle grew up.

My mum and her sister were older than their brother by a few years, and they never seemed to pay attention to the Minerva Cowboys, preferring to spend their time instead with romances and helping my grandmother with her seamstress job.

My uncle, Alan, used to go down with other kids from the estate and watch the band perform in the garage, as they weren't allowed even near the working men's clubs. It was a fairly rough area, even back in the fifties, and miners wouldn't want kids hanging round their drinking holes after they'd spent a day underground. Anyway, they used to watch the performances, and Alan got hooked by the music. Even then, as a ten year old, he wanted to be in a band like his father, and set to work practising singing and harmonica playing. He formed his own country band when he was 15 - 'The Prarie Dogs', and used to practise using the equipment that my grandfather and his band left in the garage. It was never really thought that they'd do anything 'serious', and Alan was already being set up for a career in the civil service by the time he was 16.

So, he joined Wrexham council, but kept on playing with the Prarie Dogs. It was his dream to support the Minerva Cowboys in the working men's clubs, but he had to wait until he was 18. They practised together, and were ready to go on his 18th birthday, because he was the youngest of the band.

On the night before his birthday, my uncle accidentally got locked in the practise garage overnight. Not a major thing for most people, but Alan was terrified of the dark. He didn't speak about the experience because, tragically, he lost the ability to use his voice. Doctors at the time put it down to trauma, and even tried EST to try and get him to speak again. My grandparents were devasted, but Alan kept on in the civil service as a clerk. He didn't pick up a harmonica again, and The Prarie Dogs broke up. I remember as a young boy being around my uncle, and never really thinking about why he never spoke. He never seemed at peace with his silence though, and he used to spend hours listening to old country and western 78s, and would sit at the back of the clubs to watch my grandfather perform.

Fast forward to 2000, and it's the wake of my grandfather's funeral. The extended family have all turned up, and it's cheese sandwiches at his favourite club. It's a sad and rainy day, and not the first funeral of the week for my grandmother (who is now the only surviving grandparent I have). I was 20 by this point, and had only gone along out of politeness and to support my mother, having drifted from my extended family over the years. Towards the end of the day, as the beer had been flowing, the surviving memebers of the Minerva cowboys took to the stage to perform my Grandad's signature tune. Even I knew this one, but I don't know if it was a cover or not. It was a fairly fast rinky-dink number, and seemed quite melancholic even when I heard it on tape as a kid.

Anyway, they all assembled and picked up their instuments, and then without warning, my uncle walked on to the stage, holding a harmonica. They struck up, and with a real concentration, my uncle played along on the harmonica. The atmosphere was amazing.. tears were flowing from everybody, but they were of joy. He played so well, but apparantly he hadn't practised at all since the incident in the garage, almost forty years ago. But, the amazing part was that come the chorus, he neatly put the harmonica into his pocket and broke into the most perfect and sweet singing rendition of my grandfather's signature tune.




[ 23.03.2005, 09:10: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
That's fucking brillliant Benway.
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
Benway = often surprisingly good.
 

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Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
the mouse who lives in my room seems to like plastic bags and prawn crackers, as well as enjoying a good shit on my bed every now and again.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
thanks. It's totally untrue though, obviously.

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Which makes it even better. Well done. That's one of my favourite posts ever.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
O. Poor Jonesy
 

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Posted by The H Pony (Member # 784) on :
 

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Originally posted by jonesy999:
Which makes it even better. Well done. That's one of my favourite posts ever.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Uber Trick:
O. Poor Jonesy

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H Pony
Hey jonesy, how was your child-infested weekend? You seem to be alive, still.

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The weekend was a success (in that everyone involved is still breathing), and fun up to a point. After 48 hours I was longing to get home, though. When I did get a couple of minutes to myself, my brain had ceased functioning. I just stared at the newspaper without taking anything in.

The kids were pretty well behaved for the most part but, as they gradually realised they could get away with stuff their parents wouldn't usually allow, they began taking over affairs and turning me into their puppet. If I'd been there for a whole week, I've no doubt I'd have been calling them "master" and living in a basket.

BM's chocolate buttons suggestion worked a treat. I filled a purse with buttons and made a speech along the lines of "everything in this world costs. You need to pay for things, you need money. And you need to earn it." It was a lot like the start of Fame.

The chocolate didn't drive them mental, thankfully. Although I did get a sniff of what toddler angel dust might do to a youngun when they had a piece of birthday cake each. As soon as the icing hit his lips, the three-year-old turned into a mental human beat box with eyes like Christopher Lloyd at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit - which was pretty apt really because I'm sure he was close to saying "And when I kill my brother, I sounded like thiiiiiis!" in a helium shriek. The sugar bomb released his dark side and he went from a caring little brother who shared everything to a maniacal control freak who defended every item of personal property with extreme violence. His "mine" could shatter glass.

If I had to do it again, I'd try and space out my special moves a bit. They woke me up on Saturday at about 7:00 am. I didn't realise what time it was so I just kind of launched into a blitzkrieg of special moves. When I looked at my watch at 9:30, we'd already had breakfast, done a treasure hunt, taken the three-year-old's scooter (and his brother's "gooter") to the park, walked in the "deepest darkest woods", played football and torn the arse out of all the kit in the playground. Oh well, I thought, swings and roundabouts (PLEASE KILL ME). So, I'd pretty much shot my bolt by 9:30 on the first full day.

We kept them busy for as long as we could but by Sunday we were happy to let them watch back-to-back DVDs about dead deer and the massacre of a fish family.

Hard work. As far as my hidden agenda goes, Kirsty said "It's not enough to put me off having children but it certainly hasn't made me clucky."

Which I suppose is a start. Although she did say she missed them last night. Which is a nightmare.

Oh yeah, and the older one laid a little brown depthcharge, like a happeny, in the bath when I had my back turned.

"What's that?" he said, watching as I proceeded to fish it out of the tub.

And guess what, it was excrement! Piece of shit.

[ 24.03.2005, 11:24: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
 

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Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
 
it wa a legit post, although I wanted it to be belivable
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 

 

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Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
lol @ Jonesypost - don't listen to the h8rs Benway, your 'electric folk' post rocked our world!

 

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Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
 
I reckon Jonesy will make an exce dad.


I may have to imprison him in my garden shed until he agrees with me and I have finally bumped off my husband........

[ 24.03.2005, 06:11: Message edited by: Sidney ]
 

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Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
 
@ Jonesy
 

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Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
 
It made me chuckle all last weekend to think of jonesy and his pretend-offspring. I do know a guy who's saving up to buy a second house, so that when he eventually marries his wife and children can live next door.
 

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Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
 
jonesy's post was much better than benway's, lets be honest.
 

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Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
 
was it? benways was the best thing id read all year. I thought he was losing it after getting a girlfriend, is she gone now? He seems to have pickedu p since, I mean she's stopped being mentioned anyway.

Ugh poster discussion. -spit-
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 


Pretty! More here, here, and here!

[ 25.03.2005, 12:14: Message edited by: London ]
 

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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
ahh calcium alginate dressings.
i'm guessing.
 

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Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
 
It was nice of you to make the effort london but I'm not sure the painted nails is going to help much
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
You can't deny that image has a certain beauty.



[ 25.03.2005, 12:24: Message edited by: London ]
 

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Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
 
I suppose it is kind of like a leg sunset.

Proof!



[ 25.03.2005, 12:30: Message edited by: jnhoj ]
 

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Posted by Angel (Member # 667) on :
 
The lure of many hott boyz has driven me back to TMO fold, like jeremy beadle to a glove wheelbarrow. I may have to go and knock one out. If I could only find my Timmy Mallett ceremonial butt-plugg.

I'd reveal my countenance, unto which you could gaze, lost in thoughts of duraglit and binlids, but I have none of your 'webspace' unto which to pimp it.
 

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Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
 
send it to me, ill do it, then i get to be the first to conk one off over you.

johnjwaters@yahoo.com

I hate being the nerd. it makes me feel hairy.



Or you could just go sign yourself up at www.uploadit.org

give a spaz your email and he will have one picture uploaded. give him the means to do it himself and filthy cock and fanny pictures can spew onto the interweb like orchids in a rain forest.
 

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Posted by Angel (Member # 667) on :
 
hmmm. Being of a fitful and consumptive nature, signing up for websites frustrates me and gives me thoughts of violence. However, I am currently experiencing a fit of the 'vapours' and would like 'control' over the image. this is largely because since 1702 my brain became dominated by a pulley and lever system. Can't you just attach an image from your hard drive, like on other discussion board emporiums?
 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 

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Originally posted by Angel:
Can't you just attach an image from your hard drive, like on other discussion board emporiums?

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Originally posted by H1ppychick:
hott chicks are all good,

but hot mens would be better...

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quote:

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Originally posted by Angel:
I talk 'TCL'? How do you 'talk TCL'?

I post on TCL, but there, to my knowledge, is no posting style.

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Originally posted by kovacs:
Yes, there is. It's kind of a facetious, sliightly absurd, verbose comedy style, which as shorthand I would call a bit Blackadder.

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quote:

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Originally posted by kovacs:
Yes, there is. It's kind of a facetious, sliightly absurd, verbose comedy style, which as shorthand I would call a bit Blackadder.

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Out of interest, is that an insult, a compliment or just a neutral observation? Serious question.
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
It's neutral and it could be seen as a sign of clever humour, though I think it gets a bit unrelenting when there is a lot of it.
 

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Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
Fair enough dude.
 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 







 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Heh - that's ace. I would totally eat a tikka foot as well. I bet it would be delicious.
 

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Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
 
This was taken about a month ago, but I only just got a copy. Also, got my hair cut today so I don't look like that any more so you can be as rude as you like and it will be meaningless. As long as you're only rude about my middle-age crisis hair and not the fact that I appear to have no eyes. Or feet.


 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
Aren't you supposed to have a giant Bellemy beard?
 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 

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Originally posted by jonesy999:
Aren't you supposed to have a giant Bellemy beard?

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No - Dang just sounds like he has a beard.
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
I'm sure everyone who went to Dangmeat said he had a beard. Ever since, I've imagined him to look like the flannel-shirted woodsman from Fargo. Only human.
 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
I didn't imagine him to look like that either.

Dang: are you sure that's a photo of you?
 

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Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
 
its exactly what i thought dang looked like, fwiw. have you posted a photo of your face before, dang?
 

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Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
 
I've met Dang and he didn't look like that. What a colossal liar the man is!
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
I was blind drunk when I met dang but he did look like that, he didn't have a beard, but he did have shorter hair.

There dang, now you can mark your photo "Officially verified by Uber Trick". I hope you are suitably honored.

Where is my picture of OJ incidentally? Don't think I have forgotten!
 

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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
that can't be dang
he doesn't look old enough, frazzled enough, or..or...parental enough
 

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Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
If that's Dang, why isn't he wearing terrifyingly small khaki shorts and a pink polo shirt with a little embroidered crocodile on the chest?
 

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Posted by squeegy (Member # 136) on :
 
Five votes to two that that is NOT Dang. Conclusive evidence!
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
idiots
 

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Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
 
There are a lot of cranes in the background though - this is circumstantial evidence of it being 'up north'.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Like, NO OFFENCE TO DANG, but if you were going to post a picture of yourself that wasn't you, would you use that picture? One where you have mid-life crisis hair and no eyes?
 

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Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
 
Evidence for it being Dang - he is wearing flimsy clothing while there is snow on the ground.

Evidence against - he doesn't look sufficiently like Phil Hogan.
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Yes! Phil Hogan is precisely what Dang looks like! Or that man who used to be in Coupling and is now in adverts for things like AOL and the Yellow Pages. He's from up North or Scotland and he doesn't have much hair. That man is a dang-imposter.

Here's a recent picture of Ubertrick:


 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
That's Dang alright. I'd like to say that I never forget a face....but I do. I just remember how harrowed he looked when I met him. I thought: That could be me, if I have children and deny them the internet. Then, a single teardrop involuntarily committed suicide by leaping from my cheek and hurled itself to ensured destruction as it hit my starched pillow. Please Dang, take it down. It hurts.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
That's spooky - I was just about to post that picture of me too!

That was me doing the cleaning the week before last. I so should have been a fifties housewife!
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
I am awaiting development of a film. It's actually frustrating I can't see it yet. That's how much I want the footage.
 

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Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
 
I have a picture of me at a wedding, with hugely fat arms, admiring a plum. I might post it up. Later.
 

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Posted by OJ (Member # 752) on :
 

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Originally posted by herbs:
I have a picture of me at a wedding, with hugely fat arms, admiring a plum. I might post it up. Later.

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Herbs, are you secretly Catherine Zeta Jones?

You could make millions from a picture of you looking in the direction of food whilst in a wedding context.
 

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Posted by LowLevel (Member # 30) on :
 


This is me, and my eldest daughter at Whipsnade last weekend.

If that hairline isn't a warning against CRT initiated radiation sickness - I don't know what is
 

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Posted by The Truth (Member # 755) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Uber Trick:
There dang, now you can mark your photo "Officially verified by Uber Trick". I hope you are suitably honored.

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Wow! It's like the worst verification ever. "Verified by someone that people can't stand, but tolerate because they like her sister" Yay!
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Why have you got such a boner for Ubertrick?
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
My God LowLevel you look just like



Bullet Baxter.


nb. it's a compliment mate! he's a cult hero! put away those shears... n-nnAOOOW
 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by The Truth:
Wow! It's like the worst verification ever. "Verified by someone that people can't stand, but tolerate because they like her sister" Yay!

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quote:

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Originally posted by The Truth:
Wow! It's like the worst verification ever. "Verified by someone that people can't stand, but tolerate because they like her sister" Yay!

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quote:

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Originally posted by squeegy:
Five votes to two that that is NOT Dang. Conclusive evidence!

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quote:

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Originally posted by scrawny:
Is it your birthday Dang?

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quote:

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Originally posted by scrawny:
No. I am full of questions this morning, like a child discovering the world for the first time. Or Magnus Magnusson.

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quote:

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Originally posted by The Truth:
Wow! It's like the worst verification ever. "Verified by someone that people can't stand, but tolerate because they like her sister" Yay!

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You do realise that this is possibly the lamest, most laughable insult ever, right? Firstly, who do you imagine you are speaking for? Who are these 'people'? You sound as though you think you are speaking for everyone but I assure you that you're not.

Finally, I have got to know Uber in real life and have come to think the world of her. She's funny, she's clever, she's quick, she's kind, she's caring. She's everything you could want in a friend. I know that if I were to email her or phone her in a time of crisis, she would be there for me, doing whatever she could. There are not many people on these boards that I would say that about. There are not many people on these boards that I would welcome to my home for weekends, introduce to my family and friends and genuinely look forward to seeing again. But I would do all of this with Uber, without a second's hesitation.

So, in essence, think again before you try to post of behalf of other 'people'. I'm pretty sure that your opinions are your own and your own alone.

[ 06.04.2005, 05:25: Message edited by: Sidney ]
 

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Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
 
Yeah! Tosser.
 

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Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
Why are people always so mean to newbies?
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Well, I spent the night focusing my mind and limbering my fingers. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy brown dog. I've cracked my knuckles, rolled up my sleeves and I'm ready for things to get grimy now. I'm textually limber and able to stamp on anyone's chest 'til they vomit, then roll them over with the toe of my tan leather boots and use my heel to grind their face into the grit of the road and the bile from their gut, answering every accusation with the truth, holding my ground and protecting my own. But they didn’t show. Ding ding ding ding! Round one goes to Uber Trick for actually showing up.
 

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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
Uber rules!
 

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Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
It's just occurred to me that maybe The Truth is actually an Uber Trick troll designed to get people to say nice things about her. I don't know why I thought that. Probably because it's something I would do.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
It's ok Thorn, I thought the same thing yesterday. I mean, I wondered if anyone would troll themselves. If I was going to troll myself I would be much better at it than the truth. I am sorry though that you think that my self-confidence is so low that I'd resort to doing that to get my ego stroked I can assure you that it's not.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Th only person who's ego is being stroked is The Truths. Perhaps if we no-one wanks on about it, it will not bother to play up to the crowd?
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Maybe, but I want it to tell me it's beef. I mean come on Mikee, if someone was saying this shit about you then I think you'd be curious enough to ask them to be upfront about what their problem is. It obviously consumes it seeing as it's had a boner about it since last year when it first posted, so I want to hear what it's problem is. I think that's fair enough. If someone has a go at me I think I'm entitled to ask what the fuck?! Don't you?
 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
You won't get an answer, but if you find it, I'll hold it down for you whilst you stomp out its eyeballs with some red stilletos...

...

..


.


Erm... Upon reflection, would be ok if I brought a vidcamera too?
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Only if we can upload it afterwards, charge per view and split the profits 50-50.
 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
deal
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
I would yeah, but you know I don't think they'll say either way, but just watch the rumpus from afar. Carry on as you like lady.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Did that make sense? I'm having a hard time sleeping at the moment and I feel really out of it. I'm tempted to go into the photocopier room to go sleep under a table.
 

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Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
 
I reckon Mikey might be right, as The Truth has managed the remarkable achievement of establishing itself as a one trick pony in the space of a mere four posts.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
It hasn't got the balls to reply but I was being polite by giving it the opportunity to do so. It does seem as if it is a regular using a different log-in and I would have liked them to have the bottle to actually say what their problem with me is straight out. It's a shame that they feel the need to hide behind a troll and not state what their issue is but there you go. Some people are just weak. But a fight might have been interesting, you know? I have a lot of pent up frustration that could do with an outlet. Never mind. As you were. Sorry to have inadvertently troubled everyone.
 

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Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
 
Maybe we could have an 'I'm Spartacus' moment, with everyone claiming to be the Truth, just for the sport.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Who'd call themselves 'The Truth' anyway? It's like those people who show up with names like 'The Voice Of Reason' and figure that everything they spout is some fragment of glittering absoloution. Those smug fucks!
 

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Posted by squeegy (Member # 136) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Uber Trick:
But a fight might have been interesting, you know?

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quote:

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Peep 1
Is Jackie Collins the writer?

Peep 2
yeah she is she wrote stuff about horsey people shagging

Peep 3
shame it wasnt about horsey shaggin people

Me
Do you get a free Jackie Collins book with every horse?

Peep 2
your thinking of george orwell scott

Me
What, you get a free Jackie Collins book with each George Orwell Scott?

Peep 2
now now, dont be a penis.

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Posted by MKandy (Member # 790) on :
 
Here goes nothing then, well in actual fact, here goes the posting of a picture, of me.

This is my very own pose, if anyone else copies it you will be infringing on copyright law, maybe.


 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Ringo:
I'm nursing a transparent chest-boner as we speak..

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It's true, thanks to modern technology and my shit photoshop skills, I have been able to prove the above statement:


 

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Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
Good nose pose, MKAndy.
 

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Posted by MKandy (Member # 790) on :
 
Why thank you Ringo, its no 'Transparent Cock Pose', but it will have to suffice for now...

Please note, i'm much more unkempt now, than when that photograph was originally taken, i'm now a bitter young man, who needs a shave. Soon.

[ 06.04.2005, 08:35: Message edited by: MKandy ]
 

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Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
 
MKandy? McAndy? McAndrew? Coincidence? Je ne crois pas...
 

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Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
 
Heh, I saw that picture and thought "now there is a chap who likes a shiney car, maybe he can talk to Ringo about cars"

I then went on to think "MK? That could stand for Milkton Keyenes, he even lives in the same place as Ringo!"

Then I remembered that they knew each other.
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
To be fair, Sidney's defence of Uber Trick could represent a minority opinion, just as The Truth could be in a minority.
 

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Posted by MKandy (Member # 790) on :
 
Indeed, it was the hairiest of the men, Ringo, that introduced me to the wonderous delights of TMO, and i thank him. I finally have a forum i can post on that isn't entirely child infested.

McAndy sounds like something that fast food restaurant would sell, i'm not sure that appeals to me.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
hello MKandy!

quote:

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Originally posted by kovacs:
To be fair, Sidney's defence of Uber Trick could represent a minority opinion, just as The Truth could be in a minority.

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quote:

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Originally posted by MKandy:
Here goes nothing then, well in actual fact, here goes the posting of a picture, of me.

This is my very own pose, if anyone else copies it you will be infringing on copyright law, maybe.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Abby:
Is Gri drunk? She 'sounds'...funny...

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quote:

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Originally posted by Ringo:
She's just American

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quote:

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Originally posted by squirrelandgman:
I think Milton Keynes Andy has just had a good scratch of his ringpiece due to a minor case of piles.
Then he just got curious.

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quote:

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Originally posted by scrawny:
*Dives on I am not..., pins him to the ground, stays there*

You're not going anywhere, you little bastard. Where are hte other ex-posters? Are you lurking?

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Back in November 2004 I was invited into a instant message conversation with 4 individuals from this board. The conversation began light enough - With a who can do the most bestest smilie competition and then a series of acronyms like pmsrofl A/S/L and various references to wanking. Soon though the mood darkened and we began to type out our opinions on the "state of the boards™". It quickly became clear that we were all in agreement.... It were proper shit.

Then suddenly a new person was invited in to the conversation. There was a kind of "hush" - well everyone stopped typing,.. everyone except me - I was in the middle of a complicated triple :cake and :cupoftea smilie combo and I couldn't rememb... oh forget it, that's not important anyhow...

So then this person starts typing at me, he tells me there's an elite, a group of within the group, He says there's a "Cool Gang". He tells me he likes my style, he says I've always maintained my standards, he says he liked the stuff about hedgehogs I did in 2002 and the way I dealt with stefanos. He says he's been watching me from the beginning. He says he thinks I'm and the gang. He asks me if I want to join them...

I say: Alright

He says: there's an initiation.

I say: what?

He says: Can you do a thumbs up smile?

I say: thats my friggin speciality

I say: :thumbsup

He says: You're in, go to www.XXXXXXXXXX.co.uk/ (edited)

Since then I've been monitoring TMO, we are always looking for new recruits. If you make the grade we'll be in contact. Until then remember.. We're watching

Yours
I am not..

Recruitment Officer
›››››The gang™
 

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Posted by MKandy (Member # 790) on :
 
The beard required high maintenance, and as such, i didn't maintain it. I tried doing it while hungover on New Years day this year, i ended hacking my face to pieces.

I'm not doing it again. Oh yes Ringo, as for your other comment, Pot, Kettle, Black.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by MKandy:
The beard required high maintenance,

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quote:

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Originally posted by MKandy:
I'm not doing it again. Oh yes Ringo, as for your other comment, Pot, Kettle, Black.

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FOAD newbie scum
 

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Posted by MKandy (Member # 790) on :
 
Why thank you, Ring-o
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
I like MKandy, can we keep him?
 

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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
Is that Chebacca in the car? Wearing a racing seat belt?
 

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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
Who's Chebacca?
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 


Che Bacca
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
lol £1.50
 

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Posted by MKandy (Member # 790) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Black Mask:
Is that Chebacca in the car? Wearing a racing seat belt?

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quote:

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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Th only person who's ego is being stroked is The Truths. Perhaps if we no-one wanks on about it, it will not bother to play up to the crowd?

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quote:

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ps. "Hi, my name is kovacs! Watch me try and disagree with everyone in the most ludicrous and bizarrely reasoned ways yet! For a guy who thinks he thinks a lot, I sure do think a lot of shite which gives me a high opinion of myself. But at least I labour every point massively. My brain is made of burnt dictionaries, and I oppose fun."

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
How is looking up and pasting in sections from my Livejournal "random" rather than a gross invasion of my privacy.
 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by kovacs:
... a gross invasion of my privacy.

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quote:

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Originally posted by sabian:
Actually, by putting any information online, in a public domain, there is no such thing as privacy and to expect it is rather naive.

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Someone looking up my journal is one thing, but surely to post extracts from it with nasty ha-ha comments on here is another.
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
It's not your livejournal, it's someone else's. I found it by googling myself. That's random!
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Oh whoops. I am so stupid. I mean:

Sorry Kovacs, I just couldn't resist.
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
If you're going to pretend it isn't my Livejournal, you could have had the gumption to change the bit that says hi my name is kovacs. Bit of a giveaway, honestly I used to have some respect for you.
 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by kovacs:
Someone looking up my journal is one thing, but surely to post extracts from it with nasty ha-ha comments on here is another.

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just out of curiousity, how does what london did differ from the upteen posts you made of your msn chats with people? Or, emails? Or, texts?

If you are going to cast stones, atleast step outside the glasshouse.
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
To be perfectly honest, I was trying to help you, Kovacs. I really admired the honesty I saw in your LJ entry, like when you admitted to having a high opinion of yourself, and labouring points massively. I thought that if people on TMO could see you display that kind of self-perception, you might become a bit more popular.
 

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Posted by MKandy (Member # 790) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Angel:
MKandy

You have the same brickwork as I.

The laws of the universe state that I must now sexually posess you.

Hope that's ok. Bring a butt-plugg.

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Where shall i bring this butt plug?

It's not the first time, and im sure it wont be the last that women have wanted all the intercourse with me because of my lovely brickwork. I can't help but feel used, but hey, i'd do anything once.
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
I suppose I am quite proud of the "burnt dictionaries" image... thanks London, I just get defensive when I'm embarrassed If anyone else loves my LJ writing and wants to be my "Friend" on there, ask London for my name on LJ as I've forgotten it.
 

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Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by sabian:
just out of curiousity, how does what london did differ from the upteen posts you made of your msn chats with people? Or, emails? Or, texts?

If you are going to cast stones, atleast step outside the glasshouse.

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lol. Poor sabian.
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
How old is MKandy? And Ringo, are there any more little racerboys you can net, trap and bring to TMO?
 

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Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
I'm afraid most of the other racer boys are rubbish, and struggle to string together a coherent string of thought, let alone engage with TMO's brand of subtle, stylish intelligentia.
 

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Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Yes, but perhaps if we got enough of them we could knit them all together to make one really good one?
 

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Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
You've already got one really good one: me!
 

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Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
 
Would anyone like to talk about music?
 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
I love the way Ringo pitches himself as the thinking man's boy racer.


 

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Posted by MKandy (Member # 790) on :
 
I'm better than Ringo anyway, in the sense that i dont have a transparent chest boner, alas i don't have a boner at all.
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Ringo: try not to get an impotent one next time, ok?
 

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Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
Sorry, I don't know why I didn't think to check that.
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Go and see if you can sort it out. Give it your best shot. Try every trick in your little black book. The forum is counting on you, Ringo!
 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by London:
Go and see if you can sort it out. Give it your best shot. Try every trick in your little black book. The forum is counting on you, Ringo!

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quote:

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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
A sex sandwich? Thats a fruity lunchtime offer.

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See you there.



[ 07.04.2005, 07:35: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
Ewww.
 

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Posted by MKandy (Member # 790) on :
 
I could say im not intrigued, but then i would be lying. Possibly.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
I would quite like a butt plug that squirts HP sauce, as a dining table centrepiece. People who actually eat their dinner after use would be exceptionally strong in willpower.
 

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Posted by MKandy (Member # 790) on :
 
It would also depend on how hungry they were. What a strange centre piece that would be though, not something you would really want your Gran to see, surely?
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
You are strange and twisted, young man.
 

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Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
You would need to have matching salt and pepper pots though surely, although they would be smaller, a size more suitable for children.
 

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Posted by MKandy (Member # 790) on :
 
Ringo, that is really disgusting, but i expect nothing less from you.

Hippychick, i am sorry, im usually more charming in person. I certainly dont use butt plugs either.
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
I was actually referring to NWOD and we cross-posted, but what the hell.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
I'd like to think Ringo was trying to be funny re teeny condiment set, but recently he said he liked me because I was more 'fun-sized' than most people.
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Back on topic:







lol

ETA - for Mikee: 1) It wasn't a date 2) We did not have sex in the tree - or anywhere. Journalists are liars!!!!!

[ 07.04.2005, 10:41: Message edited by: London ]
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
I didn't know you were a groupie AMP.
 

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Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 
Reasons to never turn round and see what your partner is doing on a badminton court, part 1.

[IMG]http://www.anthonypaynter.com/tmo/uploads/antileech.asp?name=wince!.jpg [/IMG]

ETA: Grrrrr. I hate that I can never do this - Mikee? Someone? You can see the address, can you fix it please?

[ 07.04.2005, 10:36: Message edited by: saltrock ]
 

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Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
Ouch.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Funny, should work.


 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
I like bruising as much as the next deviant but:
 

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Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 
I have a cracked nose, bruised retina and lacerations to the surface of the eye. Niiiice.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Aren't shuttlecocks made of rubber and feathers?
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Ouch ouch ouch! Poor Saltrock!
 

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Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
 
They were playing Extreme Badminton.
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
I didn't know you were a groupie AMP.

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quote:

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"We're like the Pixies, we write songs about original things. We're a good band and we need to move on."

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quote:

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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Aren't shuttlecocks made of rubber and feathers?

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quote:

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Originally posted by saltrock:
I thought that it was coming out of my eye

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quote:

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I did kidnap my X-rays though, so I can see my metal rod and all the pins and screws. Which is coooel.

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quote:

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Originally posted by saltrock:
it's healed remarkably quickly. Perhaps you are a super-healer?

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It's the lavendar I put on it for her and no doubt. Would you like some too, SJ?! That looks nasty, poor saltrock. Happy and speedy healing!
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
I wasn't kidding about that photoshoot:


 

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Posted by ExtensionsOff (Member # 16) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by London:
Journalists are liars!!!!!

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quote:

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Originally posted by ExtensionsOff:


Come on, admit it. The leg really got broken during a bout of recklessly hott action with a G2 features writer.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Angel:
Who reckons they are like the pixies? I demand to know.

The answer will most probably make me weep like a gaylord.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Bamba:
The story was even mentioned in todays Metro, though you'll be relieved to know London that apparently you were up a tree innocently collecting branches, no salacious rumour-mongering to be seen.

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quote:

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Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
LONDON: "Dammit."

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quote:

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Originally posted by London:

quote:

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Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
LONDON: "Dammit."

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Oh come on. If you're going to break your leg, it might as well be in a fun way with a good story instead of just slipping on a copy of Vogue left on the bedroom floor, or falling off your bike. Don't you think?

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Uh-huh. I was just implying that you might secretly have enjoyed the "salacious rumour-mongering" Bamber mentioned.
 

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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Yeah, I just realised that. s

so

Sorr

No, I can't do it.
 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by London:
Sorr

No, I can't do it.

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quote:

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Originally posted by carrie:

I know that girl with the "badminton accident". That was no accident....

Anyway, I have a slightly sore elbow.

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quote:

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Originally posted by carrie:

I have photos if anyone's interested?

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We're all eyes
 

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Posted by carrie (Member # 792) on :
 
Ah ha! Although I know that girl and I have photos the photos are of my slightly sore elbow, not of that girl.

I do have photos of that girl on a see-saw however.
 

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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
what'cha waiting for then? Guilded invitations?

 

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Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 
Ha! She means this one I think



[ 12.04.2005, 11:21: Message edited by: saltrock ]
 

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Posted by Angel (Member # 667) on :
 
The see-saw looks so happy. I feel almost choked up by it's sunny smile and gay abandon. It seems to cry out

"come hither...a good time SHALL be yours, amigo"as it reaches one of it's sturdy red arms out to embrace the adventurous player.

That's one fun see saw.

[ 12.04.2005, 17:36: Message edited by: Angel ]
 

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