Yus, everyone’s favourite gorehound; the bedsit-dwelling, pasty-skinned little pervert with the mandrake eyes and the frighteningly fecund chin: it is his birthday! He is...
No...that can’t be right.
*counts on fingers*
TWENTY SEVEN YEARS OLD
I think? Or 26? I might be wrong.
Anyway. It doesn’t matter. His soul is prehistoric. It comes from the swamp of time. His mind embodies pure evil, an evil that has always existed and always will. He might be two hundred years old, or two thousand. Even as a toddler, he was never young.
In small homage, all I can do is present a picture of a healthy young woman about to lick the cold heart of an ox; her hot, writhy mouthparts about to willingly imbibe pure essence of death. I hope that, in some small way, this satisfies.
TMO, join me one and all:
Happy Birthday Dr Benway!
[ 20.12.2005, 09:36: Message edited by: London ]
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Happy Birthway Benday. I hope for your sake you're 27 - I remember 26 being an absolutely dismal year, whereas 27 was suprisingly exciting and productive. Goodluch.
Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
Happy Birthday Benway!
27's a fantastic age...no really it is... another few years and you'll be 30...
Exciting stuff...
Anyway drink lots, it helps...
[ 20.12.2005, 07:18: Message edited by: Kira ]
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
happy birthday doctor.
is this the bit where im supposed to say something cheering about how growthful and edumacational and funbulge i found my 27th year? i found my 27th year extraordinarily growthful and edumacational and funbulge to the max! <<<< these are PURE LIES.
to celebrate your birthday, here is a picture of A BUNNY RABBIT BEING RAPED.
well, maybe not raped, but there are certainly some consent issues happening there i reckon.
[ 20.12.2005, 07:24: Message edited by: dance margarita ]
Posted by Doctor Agamemnon When (Member # 189) on :
I'm not sure why, but the Bunny Rape Scene just made me piss meself (not literally, I hasten to add, but it was a genuine LOL moment).
Happy Benday Birthway!
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Where the frigging tits is everybody? Everyone at this office has gone to the Christmas lunch (I, as a freelancer, refused - fuck that shit in the ass) - and there appears to be nobody on the internet. This sucks the root! Did everyone die and nobody tell me? Because if so I am totally not buying the rest of my Christmas presents. Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
was the lunch free?
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
i'm here... I was trying to think of a suitably witty Benway Birthday Greeting, that looked like it just came off the top of my head, but guess I may as well give up on that.
And I can't find any more pics of semi-consensual woodland animal sex.
I don't know why the internet isn't chock-a-block to the rafters with people skiving in the festive season. I know I am.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Happy Birthday Benway mate, have a good one.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
Hapy Bifday Stepen.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: was the lunch free?
It was free in terms of actual financial cost, but there are other kinds of costs... and actually having to get to know co-workers who you are only going to be coworking with for another few weeks is one of them. I've learnt the hard way - just say no. There's animosity between freelancers and office workers at the best of times... no point exacerbating it with cold turkey and warm wine....
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
HBdrB
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
Happy birthday dude!
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Happy Birthday Doctor Benway.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
Happy birthday, Ben (Franklin Four) Way.
Posted by Bandy (Member # 12) on :
Happy Birthday *Steve
* This is what he wants to be called now and I respect his wishes.
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
Happy Birthday Bengay. I am wearing some new slagboots in honour of your special day.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Happy Birthday Benway.
After 26 life's a piece of piss.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
HBDB. Twenty-seven is so long ago I've forgotten whether it was any good or not.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
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Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
Happy Belated Birthday Benway!
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by not...:
Does that count as a zombie post?
<consulting teemo rulebook>
quote:Section 4, Paragraph 2: For each ten (10) zombie posts, you must start at least one (1) new thread
One down, nine to go.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by not...:
Oh my fucking god, that's amazing.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
Happy Birthday - belated, one day late, the day after the postal date for christmas expireddddddd
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
Translation: Look out, a ferret is attacking your cake!! Posted by 69 Comeback Elvis (Member # 9) on :
Happy birthday ben-wah. Hope you are well. It's been a while, hasn't it. Since we spoke, I mean. But that's what birthdays are about. Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Ooooh!
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Thanks to TMO for your birthday wishes! I've had TWO DAYS off work in celebration - almost all of which was spent playing on computer games. And, I'm excited by my birthday power to ressurect previously dead forumites. Good to see you Elve!
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by London:
quote:Originally posted by not...:
Oh my fucking god, that's amazing.
That is amazing - it's hard to believe it came from the same poster that gave us that godawful Lego/ Matrix/ Ringo phoo job.
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