quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: hmmmmm, what made you screen grab that Fionnula or should I say oftenpbvfiesta ??
YES DARRYN IT WAS ME.
Or: I figured you were bound to delete it all and I thought that was a shame because it made me do a little smile and it occurred to me that your act of deleting it all would be like deleting potential smiles from the faces of tens of other unknowing forumites which seemed a sad thing to do and so I took a little photograph just to prove that the cute little spammer ever existed.
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Do you think 'old black women' porn really exists? I should have clicked on the link. Now I can't, BECAUSE DARRYN MURDERED THE SPAMMER.
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Old Black Women... That's one hell of a search term isn't it..
I wonnder how much of a market there is for that sort of thing ?
quote:I figured you were bound to delete it all and I thought that was a shame because it made me do a little smile and it occurred to me that your act of deleting it all would be like deleting potential smiles from the faces of tens of other unknowing forumites which seemed a sad thing to do and so I took a little photograph just to prove that the cute little spammer ever existed.
Bless
-------------------- my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!
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My eyeballs are hanging out of my head Louche. They are solid. It feels like they are rubber balls inside two powdered sockets. I would :weep: if they didn't hurt so much.
Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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I'm on the sick again. I've been a most dreadful skiver this year. I'll be claiming incapacity benefit in a bit, living in Hulme and being pestered by Job Centre Plus. Or something.
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How come both today's active threads have become about Louche's puke? If we had proper organised moderation, like on Barbelith, we could put in a request to have them consolidated into one thread and moved to the Vomiting: the Externalisation of the Self forum.
Anyway.
I expected to be sick last night, as I had some seriously rancid chicken. It'd been open for about a week, and was stinking out the whole fridge with this awful stench. When I chopped it up, I realised it'd gone green. Still, I fried and ate it anyway, just to see what would happen. Guffs are coming out a bit smellier than usual, but other than that I reckon I've conquered it.
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Keep up the posting Thorn, I want to see you slowly deteriate throughout the day until finally you stop and Black Mask posts a bbc link to an article called 'Rotten chicken meat eats journalists intestines - Bernard Matthews arrested'
In other news, a local club/venue is getting flack from disgruntled punters and I posed as the club manager on the local music forum and claimed 'myspace is a fad' alongside the beatles. Humourless debating ensued.
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I thought it developed within 24 hours? I mean, it'll be out of my system by 6.30 tonight. We'll see, anyway. I reckon I've got a good chance of winning against the chicken. I'm in better health than I have been for years, and I haven't had food poisoning for about a decade. Maybe people should place bets? On the chicken's form card it should be noted it really was very green, and really did smell quite awful.
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It's all very subjective though, isn't it? I'd normally favour the chicken in a bout like this but we've only got your word that it was green and smelly when, actually, it could have just been slightly grey and a bit gamey.
Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: I thought it developed within 24 hours?
Actually, I have no idea, I just wanted to scare you a bit. I like the idea of you at your desk, twitching a bit everytime your stomach rumbles.
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Well done! You've reminded me of the most awful sight the other day when I was in Earls Court. There was a lady, a tramp (that wasn't the awful bit) who was kipping outside the supermarket. It was a big waitrose and I went inside to purchase some form of yummy treat for having to work on a Saturday.
Now on my way out I walked back past the lady tramp who had woken up and started her days begging. Now....surely being a tramp and being dirty and homeless would be a good way to garner sympathy, but no, she had gone one better. I'm sure I've told this story haven't I? Anyway, she put a sub sandwich on the little bit of card that was 'Hungry! Homeless! I even ate my black marker pen!'
The sandwich was BRIGHT GREEN. Not miscoloured or moudly in some places but actually fucking lime green. No maybe brighter. It must have been preserved to go mouldy, like stuck straight on a heater or something.
It put me off my food. I actually felt like I was going to throw up and what must be deadly spores flew up my nose with the wind. I started to panic in a kind of 'oh no I have smelt all that poison and it is getting into my bloodstream' and it took me ages of solid mental power to enjoy my curry.
I actually feel sick now just remembering it.
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I can confirm that the fridge smelt "wrong".
I think regardless of whether man conquers chicken, the ensuing bowel movement will be a violation of my human rights if I'm anywhere in the vicinity (ie in the flat).
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