TMO Talk: Teddy Kiss It Better...

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :

*TMO's Ralph has had his DNA spliced with Star Wars villain General Greivous, and Johnny Five to create a wounded troop rescue droid for the US Army.

NO CRY, TROOPER! RALPHBOT LOVE YOU!

4. Lovely Knees
3. Muscular Thigh
2. Sexy Torso
1. Ted Head

GO GO MILITARY RALPHBOT!

[ 08.06.2007, 08:45: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]

Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :

I'd kill for a pair of hydraulic arms.

Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :

You wouldn't kill RALPHBOT. She has the strength of twelve Ralves!

Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :

quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Star Wars villain General Greivous,

The villian in Star Wars was Darth Vader. There was also Peter Cushing and, in the other films in the trilogy, 'the Emperor', but Darth Vader was the main baddie.

Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :

Thanks Harley!

Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :

they're just taking the piss now

Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :

Wouldn't they be better off making robotic soldiers? You know, then machinery gets shot up, not a human bean? Less wastage of precious human life, less pain etc etc. In fact, why didn't they just make World Peace instead? I'm sure that must be as easy as making a teddy faced robotic injured person saving chair.

Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :

jeez Louche - haven't you seen the terminator, or war games - computers always go mad and kill everything! better to leave it to human soldiers - they never make mistakes and keep their wars in tidy areas, defined by rules and conventions. [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :

Coming in June 2012. Teddy Warspin.

Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :

I wouldn't argue with that.

Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :

Come with me if you want to live