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When that picture got posted, I thought the Mike Reed look-a-like was actually in my pc and was busting out by headbutting his way out of the monitor screen. I actually let out a 'gnyaaaaargh' and tried to steer my mouse toawards the cross in the corner, before the laptop I'm using tried to struggle with the image. The processor started to click frantically, like a miniature engine. *KKKkkKKkKkkkKkKKkkKKkKKKK*
quote:Originally posted by ben: At least somebody got wet tonight...and it wasn't Saskia.
I think that will win the series for the guy that said it. I'm not even watching BB this time and I still lol'ed when I read that.
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Another of Camel's rather cutting comments was his mention of a "magazine deal" which obviously hit a vein. Max barely seemed to notice, but Saskia kept bringing it up...
"Magazine deal? What? Er... what do you mean?"
After he'd left the room, leaving TheSaskwell together on the bed, she said something along the lines of:
scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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I applauded, not only because it was funny, but because it shows real signs of intelligence in the Big Brother house. Extraordinary. I shall be voting in droves for Kemal.
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Is it true that Maxwell is a 'Mockney' and he's actually the offspring of wealthy parents with a large estate and staff putting on this fat thin wide boy act for the cameras ?
Just a rumour..
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quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: but Saskia kept bringing it up...
"Magazine deal? What? Er... what do you mean?"
...which seemed odd, because she's not normally inclined to disguise how much she likes publicity (what with all the fretting that "everyone who gets kicked out in Week 5 is forgotten"). Then again, that was her speaking to Team Saskia, so I suppose she's probably be a bit more open about it. Still voting Maxwell to go, though.
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I'd like to see Kemal beat Maxwell's face in. Smash his tiny fucking teeth out of his slack, leering gob. Punch him and punch him and punch him until he was barely conscious then rape his bloody, toothless gumhole.
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Is it true that Maxwell is a 'Mockney' and he's actually the offspring of wealthy parents with a large estate and staff putting on this fat thin wide boy act for the cameras ?
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: s'fine - what's the source ?
I'm finding out. It's not Heat so it must be one of these other magazines that tell lies. It's not the worst of crimes though. It's easy to adopt an accent, especially if people dopn't undertsand you so well and you have to (like in Kansas, roll your R's more). It's not like he said he was poor either.
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Hah - someone left a copy of that at work, which lead to loads of baffled scientists leafing through it muttering but...I don’t understand...who is that...etc. On guy was particularly impressed with that thing where they have a photo and then enlarge a section of the photo to show the presence/absence of a wedding ring, holding of hands etc. Then he turned the page and was treated to a helpful close up of the implant scars underneath Jade Goody's breasts as she leaned over a sun bed.
The most puzzling thing was that it was about 80 pages long, and comes out weekly!
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quote:Originally posted by Abby: The most puzzling thing was that it was about 80 pages long, and comes out weekly!
If it's anything like the TV they market at the same demographic, there would be 40 pages advertising ringtones and logos and 20 pages of readers' comments.
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The live feed is just out of this world. Watching Craig lead Maxtony in a discussion about how beautiful Sexyer's body is is one of the most cringe inducing things I've ever encountered. I'm clawing the flesh from my face as I type this. I'm...I'm...it's fucking....what is Craig?
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Freeview relies on a half decent signal to start with, unfortunately i don't have that so no freeview for me.
[small shameless claim to fame]Which means I have to wait until the 6th before I get to see my friend Jessica's first episode on Hollyoaks [/small shameless claim to fame]
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I think their retinas are burned out by the sight of most of the house snogging in a jacuzzi. So very, very glad I missed that.
ETA : Had I not missed it, though, I would have been posting about it in both threads, because BB is a banned topic of conversation at work and so I have to talk about it in as many (not-actually-real) locations as possible.
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I’ve been mostly trying to get my head around the fact the Makosi got drunk then thought she’d turn the charm onto Maxwell. She wasn’t an elephant in a past life. She was a fucking lunatic.
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