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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Hooray! lol
(smaller version)
[ 30.06.2005, 08:38: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
bugger me Barry, that was one hell of a picture !
I though the whole place was going to crash
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
When that picture got posted, I thought the Mike Reed look-a-like was actually in my pc and was busting out by headbutting his way out of the monitor screen. I actually let out a 'gnyaaaaargh' and tried to steer my mouse toawards the cross in the corner, before the laptop I'm using tried to struggle with the image. The processor started to click frantically, like a miniature engine. *KKKkkKKkKkkkKkKKkkKKkKKKK*
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
I think Brian Pepper should be added to the house;
At least somebody got wet tonight...and it wasn't Saskia.
ololololol o
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by ben: At least somebody got wet tonight...and it wasn't Saskia.
I think that will win the series for the guy that said it. I'm not even watching BB this time and I still lol'ed when I read that.
Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
we'we jast avin a liwwul kiss vaow! schtoopid liwwul boay!!
[ubb cretin]
[ 01.07.2005, 04:58: Message edited by: omikin ]
Posted by Jack Vincennes (Member # 814) on :
Yep, I'm currently taking back everything I said about being disppointed in Kemal...
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
If you look up the term "harshed boner" in the Encyclopaedia BigBrothera, you would see a picture of Max-Well after hearing Camel's jibe.
Apparently he refered to Saskia as his "girlfriend" yesterday. Oh LOL with me.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Another of Camel's rather cutting comments was his mention of a "magazine deal" which obviously hit a vein. Max barely seemed to notice, but Saskia kept bringing it up...
"Magazine deal? What? Er... what do you mean?"
After he'd left the room, leaving TheSaskwell together on the bed, she said something along the lines of:
"Magazine deal? Stupid boy. What's he on about?"
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
I applauded, not only because it was funny, but because it shows real signs of intelligence in the Big Brother house. Extraordinary. I shall be voting in droves for Kemal.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Is it true that Maxwell is a 'Mockney' and he's actually the offspring of wealthy parents with a large estate and staff putting on this fat thin wide boy act for the cameras ?
Just a rumour..
Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
it made me laugh even more than when science referred to three housemates as "tweedledum, tweedledee, and tweedletwat!".
Posted by Jack Vincennes (Member # 814) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: but Saskia kept bringing it up...
"Magazine deal? What? Er... what do you mean?"
...which seemed odd, because she's not normally inclined to disguise how much she likes publicity (what with all the fretting that "everyone who gets kicked out in Week 5 is forgotten"). Then again, that was her speaking to Team Saskia, so I suppose she's probably be a bit more open about it. Still voting Maxwell to go, though.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
I'd like to see Kemal beat Maxwell's face in. Smash his tiny fucking teeth out of his slack, leering gob. Punch him and punch him and punch him until he was barely conscious then rape his bloody, toothless gumhole.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jack Vincennes: Still voting Maxwell to go, though.
Not a great deal of * point, Jack.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
it could happen yet BM, let hope.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Is it true that Maxwell is a 'Mockney' and he's actually the offspring of wealthy parents with a large estate and staff putting on this fat thin wide boy act for the cameras ?
Just a rumour..
Dubious source...
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Oh ffs look at the size of that.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
s'fine - what's the source ?
Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
"marc stockings"
lol
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: s'fine - what's the source ?
I'm finding out. It's not Heat so it must be one of these other magazines that tell lies. It's not the worst of crimes though. It's easy to adopt an accent, especially if people dopn't undertsand you so well and you have to (like in Kansas, roll your R's more). It's not like he said he was poor either.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
It's a magazine called "New!" a self titled 'official Big brother magazine'
I assume it will have a name change in later years to 'That magazine thats been around a bit' which is slightly less zesty, of course.
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
Hah - someone left a copy of that at work, which lead to loads of baffled scientists leafing through it muttering but...I don’t understand...who is that...etc. On guy was particularly impressed with that thing where they have a photo and then enlarge a section of the photo to show the presence/absence of a wedding ring, holding of hands etc. Then he turned the page and was treated to a helpful close up of the implant scars underneath Jade Goody's breasts as she leaned over a sun bed.
The most puzzling thing was that it was about 80 pages long, and comes out weekly!
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Abby: The most puzzling thing was that it was about 80 pages long, and comes out weekly!
If it's anything like the TV they market at the same demographic, there would be 40 pages advertising ringtones and logos and 20 pages of readers' comments.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
The live feed is just out of this world. Watching Craig lead Maxtony in a discussion about how beautiful Sexyer's body is is one of the most cringe inducing things I've ever encountered. I'm clawing the flesh from my face as I type this. I'm...I'm...it's fucking....what is Craig?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I wish i could afford E4 like all the cool kids Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Isn't a freeview box around £30 now?
Or were you being sarcastic Ringo?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Freeview relies on a half decent signal to start with, unfortunately i don't have that so no freeview for me.
[small shameless claim to fame]Which means I have to wait until the 6th before I get to see my friend Jessica's first episode on Hollyoaks [/small shameless claim to fame]
[ 02.07.2005, 04:57: Message edited by: Ringo ]
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: what is Craig?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Is Bar-B-Lith busy today?
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Probably. Indefinately I'd say. Our fair-weather friends have left us. Now they've gone in our time of need. (All day, every day)
Posted by Jack Vincennes (Member # 814) on :
I think their retinas are burned out by the sight of most of the house snogging in a jacuzzi. So very, very glad I missed that.
ETA : Had I not missed it, though, I would have been posting about it in both threads, because BB is a banned topic of conversation at work and so I have to talk about it in as many (not-actually-real) locations as possible.
[ 04.07.2005, 07:47: Message edited by: Jack Vincennes ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I’ve been mostly trying to get my head around the fact the Makosi got drunk then thought she’d turn the charm onto Maxwell. She wasn’t an elephant in a past life. She was a fucking lunatic.
Posted by OJ (Member # 752) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Probably. Indefinately I'd say. Our fair-weather friends have left us. Now they've gone in our time of need. (All day, every day)
Or possibly it's the crushing weight of a wet Monday morning, expelling the last ounces of creativity and chattiness from our weary bodies.
But, for what it's worth, I think the temporary migration showed a somewhat arrogant attitude.
Posted by Jack Vincennes (Member # 814) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: I’ve been mostly trying to get my head around the fact the Makosi got drunk then thought she’d turn the charm onto Maxwell.
Makosi's always had something of a scattershot approach though, hasn't she? In the early days I remember her coming on to Science and Anthony to various degrees. I will own that a scattershot approach which could include Maxwell is probably a little to broad... although in order to keep liking her I'm going to pretend she was doing it purely to annoy Saskia, who will almost certainly be watching.
(ETA quote)
[ 04.07.2005, 07:57: Message edited by: Jack Vincennes ]
Posted by OJ (Member # 752) on :
Shit, I accidentally contributed to the sodding Big Brother thread.
Will now have to kill myself slowly over a period of ten weeks with a plastic spoon....
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by OJ: But, for what it's worth, I think the temporary migration showed a somewhat arrogant attitude.
Fuhwuhweewuhalso, I had a poke around on the ‘lith and it’s guilty of the same chate and in-japes as here. I guess, they just have a lot of people who are really into the things they are into, so they write a lot more content. If we had more members, I reckon we’d be busier, but let’s face it, people have been intimidated by this place for a while, so you need to have a bit of cock and balls to face coming on here for a start.
Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
If I was good at photoshop and had a spare 10 minutes, I could make a great pic to go with that last post Mikee.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I wish it were so, but instead could you spare a minute to read your gmail?
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
It's quiet today by anyone's standards.
I'm having trouble battling through the thunderstorms and rain here to keep my connection going, I think my local access point might be underwater, the stream at the bottom of the garden has shot up by about 6 to 7 inches of water since yesterday ! Flash flooding rocks !
Oh hand on, this is Holland, under sea level - we're fucked.
It's kind of hard to be a general discussion forum.
On the BB side of life did anyone catch what exactly Anthony was trying to say to Craig when he muttered drunkenly "I think Maxwell is more adjucted to as he works in Top Shop" as I was lost as a lost man can be ??
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: On the BB side of life did anyone catch what exactly Anthony was trying to say to Craig when he muttered drunkenly "I think Maxwell is more adjucted to as he works in Top Shop" as I was lost as a lost man can be ??
Yeah I was confused too, as he's supposed to be an engineer isn't he? The only thing I can think of, is that a guy I worked with last year was an engineer in retail and what he said he did all day was drive to the locations and fix the electronic tills.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
To paraphrase Anthony's drunken mumblings - "I've never had a gayer for a mate before - I don't even have birds for mates as I always end up trying to shag them. Maxwell's more comfortable around gayers cos he works in a gayer's type of job (fashion)"
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
From the BB website:
quote:23 year old Anthony is a 70s dancer from Newcastle
And we all know that MALE DANCERS are in no way at all gay. They'd never let a gayer be a dancer, there's a code.
quote: works as a 70s dancer called Chico Importante from Puerto Rico and works with Scottish dance troupe Boogie Express.
Umm, need I say more ?
quote: Anthony lives with his mother
Hmmmnn.
quote:his grandmother irons his "pulling outfit" which she sprays with holy water
And also:
quote:The trainee hairdresser's mum, Annette, was shocked when reporters revealed that her son was about to briefly become one of the most famous people in Britain.
She said: "I thought he had gone off on a dancing job in Scotland as he normally does."
So to sum up, he lives with his mum, he's a trainee hairdresser and a dancer who calls himself 'Chico Importante'.
And he thinks there are more gays working in Top Shop than in his chosen lines of work ? Why doesn't he just come out and suck Craig off, I think we all know a Craig, Anthony, Derek and Kemal four way choo choo train of bumsex is coming up very, very soon.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: I think we all know a Craig, Anthony, Derek and Kemal four way choo choo train of bumsex is coming up very, very soon.
They might mistake Anthonys innocent fluff-headed request if 'anyone wants a sandwich?'
Maxwell looks on, laughs like Sid James and guffaws 'now that's the lighter way to enjoy chcocolate'
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I see this when I look there:
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Lolorifficus.
Posted by Good Fairy (Member # 479) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: [QUOTE]you need to have a bit of cock and balls to face coming on here for a start.
I'm in!
Posted by Good Fairy (Member # 479) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: And he thinks there are more gays working in Top Shop than in his chosen lines of work ? Why doesn't he just come out and suck Craig off, I think we all know a Craig, Anthony, Derek and Kemal four way choo choo train of bumsex is coming up very, very soon.
I think Anthony is just one of those sad little straight boys who lives with thier mum. You know, the type who will always use the phrase, "My mum does it like this", on his girlfriend, who will go to her friends and tell them that "I can change him"
Face it girls, if he's over 21 and has never lived away from home, you will have to be as good as his mum.
I did feel sorry for Craig, unrequited love is a bitter pill. But then I remembered his whiney voice, so fuck him.
Kemal is the typical, all talk no action. Most likely never had sex, with anyone except Malibu Barbie and Ken.
But it is the most entertaining BB yet, as I think they are all so vile they deserve eachother
Posted by Good Fairy (Member # 479) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: I see this when I look there:
Jaynious!
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
TMO headquaters. Office hours. darryn picks up the phone and dials a long number.
"Yeah, hi...Mikee? Yeah, hi. I've just been looking at the recent Big Brother thread and I saw some of your comments.
Well see, what it is, is that we've had a lot of feedback from the comments you made, well one in particular. Oh you don't remember? Well not to worry. All it boils down to is that we've had a lot of interest in people joining.
Yeah I know, great isn't it? Well, to help us out, as you know you've been so forthcoming with suggestions, we'd like you to wear a uniform to help out with the task of joining everbody up. The first 20 members are going to meet up with you in person tommorow. Yes. Tommorow. I thought you'd be overjoyed. Well look, I'm busy here photoshopping a pair of Death Stars to Makosis face to punctuate her googley eyes. So we'll courier your clobber over from the seamstress and you're to meet the first 20 tommorow. Oh didn't I say? By the Thames. A shipping company. That's right it would be the docks. Excellent. Thanks Mikee."
*click*
Posted by Good Fairy (Member # 479) on :
Darryn, an Hour later....
"Mikee, Hi...yeah, it's Darryn again. Slight change of plan. Its near the Thames, Its called XXL..... What? Yeah, it's a clothing place, I think....Yeah, I know, sounds strange...I might have "The Daddy" over the door, but it must be the menswear line... Yes it has XXL in Neon.. What? Yes it does sound a bit like the BLue Oyster Bar..hehehe, Yeah, well. Later and thanks!"
*click*
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
Ahh, that well-worn but ageless 'backs against the wall' meme...
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ganesh: Ahh, that well-worn but ageless 'backs against the wall' meme...
*gasp* I've always despised that notion, in that you are not safe if a gay man is near you, everyone reverse against the wall, corks in et cet in the same way I hate it when women think that if you talk to them you want to stick it in. It was more of a textual faux pas gone wrong.
Posted by Vanilla Online Persona (Member # 301) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ganesh: Ahh, that well-worn but ageless 'backs against the wall' meme...
I'm fed up of the notion that all straight men worry about being greviously gayed by gayers. When the reality is that straights won't turn their backs on them because they all work for the KGB.
Posted by Vanilla Online Persona (Member # 301) on :
Ooops, the 1950's called, they want their stereotype back.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ganesh: 'backs against the wall'
Nah, there's no homophobia here, just stunned people worrying for Anthony's sanity.
Can homosexuals be homophobic ?
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
I am firmly in the Anthony is straight camp. Ooo I said "camp" *giggle* Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I am firmly in the Anthony is dimmer than a broken light bulb camp
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I am in the Craig-is-going-to-become-a-stalker camp. Not firmly, though.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Wye aye Moor-cosie, you is fit like..
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Tank yoo Anfony
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
LOLx2
Posted by Good Fairy (Member # 479) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: I've always despised that notion, in that you are not safe if a gay man is near you, everyone reverse against the wall, corks in et cet
I Agree, Have you SEEN some of the sights that call themselves Straight?
Apart from every man on TMO, who is lovelysmashing and I would sleep with everyone of them in a heartbeat.
[ 05.07.2005, 08:42: Message edited by: Good Fairy ]
Posted by OJ (Member # 752) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R:
quote:Originally posted by Ganesh: 'backs against the wall'
Nah, there's no homophobia here, just stunned people worrying for Anthony's sanity.
Can homosexuals be homophobic ?
Yes, generally called "internalised homophobia". Here's a summary on Wikipedia.
Edited to remove nascent discussion about the above, which is pretty pointless in this context.
[ 05.07.2005, 08:53: Message edited by: OJ ]
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Nah, there's no homophobia here, just stunned people worrying for Anthony's sanity.
Can homosexuals be homophobic ?
We certainly can. Myself, I'm expressing ennui at what I've read as a variant on the rather tired old Blue Oyster Club 'you'll get butt-fucked by predatory homosexuals which is the worst thing in the wooorld' thing. Of course, it's very possible that I've missed a more in-jokey subtext of the sailors/XXL stuff, in which case I apologise for seeing tedious borderline homophobia where none exists.
(Off-topic, have you ever been to XXL? It's really rather jolly, and renowned as one of London's most attitude-free clubs. They used to have 'take your mama' nights, when all these big beary gayers would invite their mothers along...)
Craig's sexuality is complex, equal parts intriguing and irritating. He's avoided making any definitive statements, and it's difficult to know why. He makes oblique reference to situations on the outside of the House which mean he can't talk as freely as he'd like to, but I can't help but wonder whether these are largely in his own head. His whispering to Maxwell and Saskia under the sheet, for example, wherein he stated that his parents didn't know he's gay (or did he say bi?) sits rather oddly with his previously complaint, in the first couple of days, that he's not gay but gets fed up with his parents constantly asking if he is.
His response to Sam's "camp" comment was disproportionate too. It's difficult to imagine that someone with Craig's voice and mannerisms working in a profession traditionally choc-a-bloc with gay men would be unused to people assuming he's other-than-heterosexual. Why the overreaction to "camp", then?
Craig seems quite inexperienced, sexually, and appears happier 'rough-housing' with straight boys than anything else; it's difficult to know whether this is because he desperately wants to be straight himself or whether it's related to his masochistic streak. He's certainly very keen on the idea of being a hardcore submissive. I think that's partly to do with his need to be babied, looked after, cared for. His idealised sexual experience (as voiced to Maxwell last night) was essentially him being utterly passive, while the other party undressed him, handcuffed him to a bed, blindfolded him, fed him, for fuck's sake. How infantilist is that?
His sexuality's a convoluted one, in the sense that it's apparently more defined by wanting to be a slave/servant/infant/object than anything else. By comparison, the stuff most people think of as 'sex' (sucking, fucking) seem to interest him little if at all. I do think he wants to be a slave etc. to males, though, so in that sense his could be said to be homosexual.
I'm quite surprised the hetboys have been so tolerant of Craig. It strikes me that their relationship with him is slightly anachronistic: it's the sort of straight/queer dynamic one might's seen 50 years ago, rather than today; Craig would certainly have thrived in all-male environments...
Posted by Good Fairy (Member # 479) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ganesh: [QUOTE]Of course, it's very possible that I've missed a more in-jokey subtext of the sailors/XXL stuff, in which case I apologise for seeing tedious borderline homophobia where none exists.
Yes you have, it was meant for a wider audience,I chose The BOC as I thought it was a better known "gay" bar than say, the Colherne. (although I found out about that in the Stranglers' song "Hanging Around"). I hoped that others on here would google it and find out, but thought it might have passed them by, thus killing a not-very-good-at-all joke.
[QUOTE](Off-topic, have you ever been to XXL? It's really rather jolly, and renowned as one of London's most attitude-free clubs. They used to have 'take your mama' nights, when all these big beary gayers would invite their mothers along...)[QUOTE]
I have been a few times, but I worked in the East End at a couple of "Clinics" where it had the nick name "STD" due to the alarming rate of STDs passed on in the Back Room (I saw 6 men with syph in one week, index case- XXL)
So I have a rather off kilter view of these things, I'm not homophobic, not at all, not even internally. I'm in a good, stable relationship, almost 15 years now.I wish other men that I see in my Gay mens clinic were a bit more honest, about thier relationships but that goes for both straight and gay. I do wonder how many of the partners realise they are in "open relationships".
Hugs
Posted by Good Fairy (Member # 479) on :
Mind you, I'd watch that Darryn, He'd bum you!
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
quote:Originally posted by Good Fairy: I worked in the East End at a couple of "Clinics" where it had the nick name "STD" due to the alarming rate of STDs passed on in the Back Room (I saw 6 men with syph in one week, index case- XXL)
Hmm, that's taking "attitude-free" a little far...
quote:So I have a rather off kilter view of these things, I'm not homophobic, not at all, not even internally. I'm in a good, stable relationship, almost 15 years now.I wish other men that I see in my Gay mens clinic were a bit more honest, about thier relationships but that goes for both straight and gay. I do wonder how many of the partners realise they are in "open relationships".
Indeed. On a related note, have you been to see Matthew Todd's Blowing Whistles? It's pretty good on the whole "open relationship" thang.
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
i could swear blind that in his original hm biog on the channel4 website, craig said that the one thing guaranteed to make him happy was 'fit men'. its gone now though.
nice crossposting by the way, ganesh. i suppose if you write that much in one go on one topic it makes sense to maximise its potential audience. bit dull for those of us who dip into all three fora though. Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
quote:Originally posted by discodamage: i could swear blind that in his original hm biog on the channel4 website, craig said that the one thing guaranteed to make him happy was 'fit men'. its gone now though.
Yes, he did. Interesting that it's now vanished.
quote:[qb]nice crossposting by the way, ganesh. i suppose if you write that much in one go on one topic it makes sense to maximise its potential audience. bit dull for those of us who dip into all three fora though.
Apologies for dullness. Will try harder.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ganesh:
quote:Originally posted by discodamage: [qb] i could swear blind that in his original hm biog on the channel4 website, craig said that the one thing guaranteed to make him happy was 'fit men'. its gone now though.
Yes, he did. Interesting that it's now vanished.
Thas interesting indeed and I'm sure it's no coincidence. They seem to be so non-commital to show Craigs sexuality in any direct way other than lots of hints and contradictions. That's got to be planned, shirley?
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Thas interesting indeed and I'm sure it's no coincidence. They seem to be so non-commital to show Craigs sexuality in any direct way other than lots of hints and contradictions. That's got to be planned, shirley?
It it were planned, wouldn't they have ommitted the comment in the first place? I agree that Craig's nebulous sexuality is likely one of the strands Endemol might've envisaged evolving within the House, but I suspect they're reacting to events as much as much as planning them.
I suspect Craig's never going to be explicit about his sexuality, and will develop into one of those faintly seedy forty/fiftysomething men who hang around boxing/athletic clubs, offering massages and 'practice wrestles'. While spending his weekends at Mummy Hazel's strapped up in an oversized cot, sucking on a giant cock-shaped dummy and shitting his nappy.
Posted by Fionnula the Cooler (Member # 453) on :
I reckon there will turn out to be a much simpler reason than any of the convoluted theories expounded above. Like: he doesn't want to upset his grandma. There are wills to think about, you know.
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fionnula the Cooler: I reckon there will turn out to be a much simpler reason than any of the convoluted theories expounded above. Like: he doesn't want to upset his grandma. There are wills to think about, you know.
It's possible, but I'd say it's unlikely. He just doesn't act like a straightforwardly gay male whose sole reason for concealing it is a financial one; there really is something old-school about his apparently rather naive attraction to straight boys. The above theories are only as convoluted as Craig himself...
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
All very interesting, but frankly not bitchy enough. May I inject some girly hissing by saying 'just what is with that Orlaith, getting off with everyone in the pool then coming over all ice queen'? Hmm, girlfriend?
And what's with Vanessa, telling BB what had happened? Like BB doesn't have 745 cameras trained on the housemates' every pube.
And Science... 'ya get me'? Frankly, no. Enunciate, and try to have a point.
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
quote:Originally posted by herbs: And what's with Vanessa, telling BB what had happened? Like BB doesn't have 745 cameras trained on the housemates' every pube.
Yes, that all seemed a trifle pointless, didn't it? Then again, Vanessa did voluntarily claim to be the "wackiest and craziest" housemate, demonstrating an astounding lack of both irony and self-awareness.
She's the housemate equivalent of polystyrene.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I don't often have such hatred for people, but I think that I despise mediocrity so much that I would like to hurl Vanessa off a cliff for just being so fucking unimportant. Her chief contributions to life appear to be eating the food that no-one else has room for and TALKING IN HER FUCKING VOICE.
Actually, I looked back at that and wondered who elses voice she would talk in.
I've finally settled on a mix of one of The Fat Slags from Viz comic and Seth Green in Party Animal.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Dear Big brother,
I know anthony is muscley, but how is it possible his sperm is so muscley it could swim through water, into Makosis twat and become a child in three days?
Confused in london Michael Television
Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
geordie spunk.
no-one's safe.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
In theory, right... You can spurt into an Olympic sized pool and your tadpolls could impregnate a wimmen on the other side of said pool.
Ofcourse, that's assuming that said pool is filled with fanny juice so that the man-torpedeos wouldn't die from chlorine or harsh pH levels.
Makosi strikes me incredibly dim for being a nurse... Wait... NHS nurse... Now I get it!
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I reckon you could get pregnant by rubbing Anthonys knees.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I assumed that Anfony and MyCosie had fucked. I know he said they hadn't, but he didn't seem to remember much of what had happened. And from her reaction, it sounds like there was more to it than a bit of a fumble and some super swimming spunky spurts. If that were the case, then couldn't Orlaith (Orla? Ola?) also be harbouring a microGeord? And Craig? He seems fucked-enough-up by his issues already. I hate to think what pregnancy would do to him.
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
Well, I guess particularly viscous spunk could float around in those little gloopy strings for at least a few seconds before being denatured. And, as yet, the jury's out on whether Anthony actually did stick his Geordienob in Makosi's ladygarden: he can't remember, and she's high on melodrama.
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
But yes, one would expect Makosi to be aware that the morning after pill might be a tad more useful than a pregnancy testing kit at this point.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ganesh: But yes, one would expect Makosi to be aware that the morning after pill might be a tad more useful than a pregnancy testing kit at this point.
I think MyCosie had some moral or religious objection to taking the up-to-seventy-two-hours-after pill.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: I think MyCosie had some moral or religious objection to taking the up-to-seventy-two-hours-after pill.
See? "Religion... Makes you stupid!"
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
Yeah yeah yeah. Bet she would anyway, if she reeeally thought she might be pregnant.
Posted by One Reason Why (Member # 819) on :
This may be the best g*m*pl*n ever.... will she won't she! When Kemal and Vanessa prompted her to get a pregnancy test I could almost see her think OFFS!
Thoroughly scientific! Manthony. Or what their kids probably won't look like.
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Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
Urrgh, New Jackson City! I am sooo stealing that for the Barbelith thread...
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Check out my skills with the brown paint (!)
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Posted by One Reason Why (Member # 819) on :
Be my guest but you're ganking it for the 'lith I want fulll credit dammit!
I watched BBLB today, I know I was gambling with my sanity, a holiday rep suggested Kemal would like a new age holiday because of his chanting. Colour me stupid but I thought this was a religious excercise for him.
They did have a not so nice Anecdote of the Day from Eugene from Eugene. Cue Silence-Cue close up of Euge's quivering lip. Now that's black comedy.
I just want to cuddle him and send him to social skills school really.
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Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
quote:Originally posted by One Reason Why: Be my guest but you're ganking it for the 'lith I want fulll credit dammit!
Have linked back atcha.
quote:I watched BBLB today, I know I was gambling with my sanity, a holiday rep suggested Kemal would like a new age holiday because of his chanting. Colour me stupid but I thought this was a religious excercise for him.
Not enti-i-irely sure. It'd depend on the chanting, I guess; with fantastical understatement, he describes himself as "unorthodox Muslim" but is also interested in Buddhism, and has done some nam-yo-renge-kyoing while in the House. So, uh, who knows?
quote:They did have a not so nice Anecdote of the Day from Eugene. Cue Silence-Cue close up of Euge's quivering lip. Now that's black comedy.
I just want to cuddle him and send him to social skills school.
I suspect he'd need quite a lot of social skills training. Poor sod's doing a lot of crying lately, innee?
Posted by One Reason Why (Member # 819) on :
[tone bothered]OMFG Maxwell/Anthony/Craig are talking out Craig's Anthony obssesion.[/bothered]
It all started with Craig asking Anthony to move his hand so he could see if he was wearing underwear- "I can see it I know".
Craig- Do you honestly in your heart of hearts believe I fancy you. Anthony-No Maxwell-You'd take what you could get though wouldn't you Craig? Craig-I'm sick I'd go for you though Anthony.(joking)
Many a true thing said in jest though and Craig does think he's sick sadly. Well okay he is sick (Butterfly in microwave) but just not in the way he thinks.
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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote: Craig has spent his time in the house making tea for Anthony and Maxwell, and has been the butt of many laddish pranks, but seems quite happy in this role.
In fact the hairdresser from Norfolk has said he wants to live with the pair after the show has finished so he could look after them properly.
"I'd be like the gimp," said Craig. "I'd be allowed out of my box every now and then!"
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
Craig clearly has a g*mpl*n.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Aaah, a gumplun. I thought they were illegal?
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Let us think here…
Week six: Ma-Cozy may or may not have had a bunk up with the dwarfish Geordie thick stick I guess we’ll never know.
NOW she says she might be pregnant.
Perhaps, and this is just a theory here but perhaps Ma-Cosine was already pregnant when she entered the house, she’s not slimmer of the year and wouldn’t look pregnant for a good three or maybe even four months. She claims a bunk up with Anthony, she’d probably liked that claimed bunk up to have taken place in week four but didn’t get the chance due to the separation of the two groups at the time thanks to Saskia, but now Saskia is gone week six is as good as..
Now, who’s going to vote out a pregnant woman ? And even if they do vote her out, the amount of press attention and money spinning that can be wrought from 8 more months of BB pregnancy should set her up for a while, they won’t deport her if she’s pregnant either, think of the press furor if they tried to (Let’s not forget she’s breached her visa).
Thick as a stick dumpling Anthony is so dumb that he’ll buy whatever she says, and unless someone can get her to do a DNA match test then the baby just came a little early whenever it pops out..
Nobody can do maths these days after all and 4 weeks either way is 'normal'.
That’s a serious game plan to go into the house with.
Now Ma-Cozier is one hell of a game player and I suspect that this might just be part of the plan she’s had from the beginning.
Anyone care to comment ? Am I mad or might that be true ?
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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
It sounds about right to me in terms of a pre-meditatedgameplan, but the scary thing is that no-one will shout 'bollix' at her testament. It's like thickos delight in that fucking house. I don't want Tea-cosy to win. I don't :cry: She's nonsense in physical form.
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
I think it's more likely that she isn't pregnant, but may carry on the charade for the reasons described above, finally claiming she's 'lost the baby' a week or so after exiting the House.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Classic statement last night giving evidence that they are now desensitised to the camera.
Makosi: ...but I won't tell the father.
Uber: Don't worry Makosi, your secret's safe with us..... and the rest of the nation.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Makosi: ...but I won't tell the father.
Uber: Don't worry Makosi, your secret's safe with us..... and the rest of the nation.
LOL - let's just hope Anfony doesn't read Heat.
Anyway, can you imagine his eviction interview with Daviner, if MyCosie successfully keeps this matter from him in the mean time.
"Congratulations, Anfony!"
"Aye! I don't do so bad, like."
"You're gonna be a daddy!"
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Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
did she not mean that she wouldnt tell her own father? Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
No, the babys real father....
That's how you spread real power - via HEAT magazine
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Does Mugabes top lip have a Brazillian? Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
Would the offspring be a mubabe?
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I expect it would Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ganesh: Well, I guess particularly viscous spunk could float around in those little gloopy strings for at least a few seconds before being denatured.
The only thing that could compel me to switch BB6 back on again would be Maxwell having his intestines sucked out by the pool filter, forcing him to chew through his own guts in order to save himself from drowning.
Posted by One Reason Why (Member # 819) on :
RESULT!!!!!!1!!1!!
Sadly I missed it sleep is the enemy and all that. Craig next then.
I'm not entirely sure how I feel about Craig being voted out you know into the general population maybe Endemol could be a dear and blast him onto some uninhabited planetoid or just leave him in stasis floating in cold dark space instead?
[ 08.07.2005, 18:00: Message edited by: One Reason Why ]
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
When he's been on the piss
Science is
Hardly the biz
A crapper
Rapper
Possibly
Could be
Crappest of them all
Cheers, Endemol
It's slightly perturbing
Not to say disturbing
To hear him talking
With Eugene gawking
At his borderline autistic clang associations
Verbal masturbations
Like this
(Piece of piss)
That are compellingly shit
Now he's trying to see the tit(s)
On Vanessa
Who's making a mess o'
Her previous claim
That Craig was the same
As every other member of Team Saskia
I ask ya!
She's up his arse
Like a corpse in a hearse
And all the while
Science asks Makosi if she fancies it doggy-style
(I think
I've had too much to drink
It's odd
But at this precise moment, Science is my GOD)
Freestyling?
I'm smiling
I'm becoming increasingly fond
Of Science, even though he reminds me of Crap Freestyling Woman out of 3 Non Blonde(s)
It's pretty rich
That Craig, who was previously Maxwell and Anthony's bitch
Is suddenly in with the "peasant"
It's unpleasant
How quickly his loyalties change
But probably not that strange
That he's kissing up to Science The Pimp
Given that he's a smeggy little gimp
Eugene's hard to rhyme, it's true
And I'm new
To this freestyling stuff
It's tough
Er than it seems
Craig dreams
Of Maxwell's departing butt
But
Despite being a masochistic little gimp-queen
He's not sad enough to fancy Eugene
Science is gonna regret
Letting himself get
This pissed
And having dissed
Derek to such an extent
The bent
Tory
Will doubtless get to hear the story.
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
(Okay, I promise never to do that again.)
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
So, been a while, does anyone give a shit who wins now that Eugene is 50 grand richer ?
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I'm not even sure as yet, but someone stole your photoshop idea darryn:
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
Maxwell excelled himself in the final - best bit was when all the ex-housemates were seated except him, as he was doing some sort of 'loveable cockney monkey dance' and Saskia, having seen the approaching tv camera, tugged at his leg to make him sit.
You could just tell from her expression that she was counting down the seconds till she can trade him in for a Closer "Maxwell wasn't man enough" tell-all.
Posted by One Reason Why (Member # 819) on :
From Popbitch: Spotted: Saskia and Maxwell eating burgers in total silence, Macdonald's, Surbiton last Saturday night.
I hope it is like that from them one long excruciatingly uncomfortable silence.
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