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Roy
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Alan Moore is having a chat with Michael Moorcock at Blackwells on Charing Cross road at seven o'clock on the 18th january. Tickets are six quid each and there are still some available. The phone number is 0845 456 876.
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Dr. Benway

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I'd like to think that they're literally going to bump into each other while browsing in the health and relationship section, and have a brief but polite chat.

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Ganesh
They all drink lemonade.
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Perhaps about Hawksmoor.
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Boy Racer
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Lol, my mates and I were drinking in The 10 Bells on New Year's Day and Neil and I kept dragging people outside and insisting they worship at the EVILHAWKSMOORGODOFDOOM!

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Dr. Benway

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I live in the flat above the ten bells, and this kind of thing really winds me up. All night, idiots running about playing Jack the Ripper. [Mad]

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Benny the Ball
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Benway, really? The pub looks like it could do with a touch of paint. I had a pint in there when I went on a Jack The Ripper walk, but can assure you that I was as quiet as a mouse.

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kovacs

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quote:
Originally posted by Ganesh:
Perhaps about Hawksmoor.

...from the BLEED.

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dang65
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
I live in the flat above the ten bells, and this kind of thing really winds me up. All night, idiots running about playing Jack the Ripper. [Mad]

I wonder what the worst ever place to live for fans doing re-enactments must be. I mean, there's that Star Wars place in the desert, but I'm guessing that the kind of people that make the effort to travel there are probably quite sensible and pleasant. I'm thinking, like, the zebra crossing at Abbey Road (which I've never been to now I think on). Imagine living right next to that.

I did go to Jim Morrison's grave in Paris many years ago, and there's always a few people there, but they're not pissing about usually and it's not overlooked by any houses, so that doesn't count.

What's the worst place of pop-icon re-enactment pilgrimage in the world do you reckon?

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Benny the Ball
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quote:
Originally posted by dang65:

What's the worst place of pop-icon re-enactment pilgrimage in the world do you reckon?

Neverlands guest bedroom

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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by dang65:


What's the worst place of pop-icon re-enactment pilgrimage in the world do you reckon?

I bet the residents of Abbey Road get asked to take a lot of photos of groups of four international tourists...
Please to hold on, madame, while I remove my shoeses

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jonesy999

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quote:
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
Neverlands guest bedroom

Lol
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doc d
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outside the dakota on the upper west side of new york.
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LowLevel
He's just a sweet transvestite !
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quote:
Originally posted by Black Mask:
Please to hold on, madame, while I remove my shoeses

Is it just me, or did anyone else think that sounded like a French Gollum

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Dr. Benway

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quote:
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
Benway, really? The pub looks like it could do with a touch of paint. I had a pint in there when I went on a Jack The Ripper walk, but can assure you that I was as quiet as a mouse.

No, sorry. I was subverting our notions of objective truth (thereby challenging the foundations of our moral ontolgy) by breaking down the false boundaries that have been constructed to seperate the physical world and the one in my head.

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doc d
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you fucking liar
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Dr. Benway

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yeah. Anyway, readers of the excellent 'Killing Time' magazine will know that I know more about Jack the Ripper than anybody.

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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
yeah. Anyway, readers of the excellent 'Killing Time' magazine will know that I know more about Jack the Ripper than anybody.

Alright, then... who was he?

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Roy
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I'm going to try and grow a beard in a week.
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Vogon Poetess

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quote:
Originally posted by dang65:
What's the worst place of pop-icon re-enactment pilgrimage in the world do you reckon?

Apparently platform staff at Kings Cross have been briefed to help visitors who want their photo taken next to the "Platform 9 and 3/4" sign they now have there.

Also, local residents got fucked off with folks having their picture taken outside that door from the stupid Notting Hill film. As we know from Sabian, those types don't like the proles venturing into W11.

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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Dr. Benway

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I'll with Patricia Cornwell on this. Sickert.

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Black Mask

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Patricia Cornwell's a fucking idiot.

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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
Apparently platform staff at Kings Cross have been briefed to help visitors who want their photo taken next to the "Platform 9 and 3/4" sign they now have there.

I thought it was Paddington.

[Confused]

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doc d
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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
Apparently platform staff at Kings Cross have been briefed to help visitors who want their photo taken next to the "Platform 9 and 3/4" sign they now have there. [/QB]

you have got to be fucking joking.
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Waynster

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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
yeah. Anyway, readers of the excellent 'Killing Time' magazine

It is - I'm not much of a fan of the genre to be honest beyond Shaun of the Dead, but reading this was entertaing, informative and of a standard I would expect from any off the shelf mag you would find in WH Smiths.


quote:
I know more about Jack the Ripper than anybody.
I used to work on Leman Street which apprently was one of his stamping grounds - but you probably already knew that - can't remember the exact alley but it was alledged he did one in there, just below our tape library.

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Dr. Benway

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quote:
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Patricia Cornwell's a fucking idiot.

I see.

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Black Mask

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quote:
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Leman Street

Edgar Allan Poe lived there briefly, too.

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Roy
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I'm with Mask on this. She's a bit of a twat. The smelly bit.
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Dr. Benway

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I bet she smells better than most people who publish a theory on who the killer was.

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Roy
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I bet Alan Moore hums a bit. He looks like someone who has flies buzzing around him.
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Vogon Poetess

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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
Apparently platform staff at Kings Cross have been briefed to help visitors who want their photo taken next to the "Platform 9 and 3/4" sign they now have there.

I thought it was Paddington.

[Confused]

Why on earth would it be Paddington?

I have seen the sign myself but am usually in too much of a hurry to ask someone to take my pic under it.

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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Louche
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I saw the sign last time I was in London but I thought taking a picture of it would make me look like a twat. Anyway, I was too weighted down with wine to be arsed to find my camera.
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LowLevel
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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
"Platform 9 and 3/4"

Do they help them run headlong at the pillar between platforms 9 and 10 with a trolley piled high with cases and owls?

I'd buy that for a dollar

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dang65
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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
I thought it was Paddington.

[Confused]

Why on earth would it be Paddington?
Yeah, it would be absolute chaos, what with all the other people already there dressed in duffle coats and floppy hats eating marmalade sandwiches.
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quote:
Originally posted by Black Mask:
Patricia Cornwell's a fucking idiot.

who do you think it is then? not that it matters, i mean apart from to the relatives of a couple of dead whores.
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Ganesh
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
I'll with Patricia Cornwell on this. Sickert.

Mm. Did you see the documentary thing where she bought and cut up a Sickert painting to reveal... nothing? She continued to maintain Sickert was TEH RIPPAR!!1 on the basis of ancient photographic imagery of him as an old man in which his eyes looked, like, really really evil.
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