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not...
You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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Nah, I have however noticed a few examples recently of Kovacs posting about self-love I could probably site these if I had the time or inclination.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by dang65:
Well, I'm glad you cleared that up because I also remember that post and had assumed exactly the same thing as BR. Er, anyone else??!!

Same here.

Although perhaps Modge 'lies on her back holding her legs wide open and with her mouth gaping as if in a silent scream' in a non sexual context.

Who's to know?

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herbs

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Sounds like a winner at any social gathering.

Maybe kovacs gets her to do it for the amusement of his msn chix.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
Sounds like a winner at any social gathering.

See you on the 19th. [Wink]
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Boy Racer
This man has no twinkie !
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[Smile]

Well I 'm glad I wasn't the only one who got the wrong end of the, er, stick on that one.
I feel so much less of a fool.

And my hypocracy/chance would be a fine thing comments were based around that post and the rest of your posts on that thread, which whilst not all involving your lady (apparently none of them did) were IMO alot more explicit than anything I've posted about my missing my girlfriend and the concurrent frustration, or anything else of a personal sex history nature I've posted for that matter.

As Bamba pointed out I hadn't gone into graphic detail, and I was infact not talking about having sex with my girlfriend at all, but the fact that I WASN'T.

[ 09.12.2003, 04:40: Message edited by: Boy Racer ]

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Modge
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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:


Although perhaps Modge 'lies on her back holding her legs wide open and with her mouth gaping as if in a silent scream' in a non sexual context.

Who's to know?

I know!

I did, fully dressed, do that impression as a joke, to make fun of his ex-gf. It was a bit bitchy, it definitely wasn't sexy (not for me anyway!) and it probably wasn't funny either [Frown]

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Thorn Davis

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Can we see it?
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Modge
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yes, at the meat. It will be my party piece.

Now, can we stop talking about me and get back to haranguing evilkovacs.

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Boy Racer
This man has no twinkie !
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quote:
Originally posted by Modge:
yes, at the meat. It will be my party piece.

B-but I won't get to see this as I can't make the meat because I'm flying to Mexico to shag Disco.

Only 1.59 weeks left!
[Wink]

[ 09.12.2003, 05:22: Message edited by: Boy Racer ]

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I was very pleased to have my views confirmed tonight, in person, by our greatest living novelist MARTIN AMIS.

Shaggy and jowly -- looking rather like his pere -- Amis shrugged off meaty epigrams as if they were two-a-penny, like a master butcher carving up culture and throwing out the scraps. Several of his off the cuff judgements really hit home in the light of this thread and the debates around it -- his comments about the obscenification of contemporary life, of the desperate drive to overcome inhibitions as an end in itself, and the way it leaves you feeling like MALVOLIO if you're alienated or disapprove of it all. And his assessment of much contemporary discourse as cobbled-together motifs and verbals tics that sound snappy and modern but don't really have anything at their heart at all: his radical, oldfashioned notion that discourse has to be built around a moral centre.

For someone who looked like a motheaten old toff, he was inspiring -- basking in his own knowledge that he is learned in the classical sense, an intellectual knifeman, a cultural slumster and a cerebral toiler, someone who puts the slog into working out what's going on, -- making arrogance seem perfectly and amusingly OK.

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quote:
Originally posted by mart:
Misc, I loved the "Girl Who Smokes" fantasy.

(if you don't remember, there's a "girl who smokes" living across the way from Misc+Kel's flat. she just comes out onto her balcony, which can be seen from their front room, smokes a cigarette, in that sexy way that a chick on her own on a blacony smoking a cigarette naturally has, then goes back inside again. desk to the max.)

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ah ha! It's the lust of one smoker for another .....

[ 11.01.2004, 11:07: Message edited by: Grianagh ]

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scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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You photographed her?

Is this moral?

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quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
For someone who looked like a motheaten old toff, he was inspiring -- basking in his own knowledge that he is learned in the classical sense, an intellectual knifeman, a cultural slumster and a cerebral toiler, someone who puts the slog into working out what's going on, -- making arrogance seem perfectly and amusingly OK.

Sacre bleu! I've only just read this. I have to say, having been won over by London Fields I now feel a barely restrainable urge to clawhammer to oblivion each and every worthless cur that's spied Amis a-limping and wrapped its gingvitic maw round his cord-clad, all-too-tender calves.

Fuckem all, Mart.
Fuckem doubleplus to the max - you'll leather em all at the death...

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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quote:
Originally posted by ben:
Fuckem all

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[ 12.01.2004, 17:53: Message edited by: mart ]

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omikin
Jo det ska jag tala om för dig
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mart = v. [Cool]

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