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Topic: Tells us why you can't make it for a pint tonight. Best excuse wins a prize!

Dr. Benway

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Right, imagine if I was having a beer with ben tonight, and i invited you. What would you say?

[ 27.10.2005, 10:54: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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Vogon Poetess

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I could do, but it would mean I wouldn't have time to go home after work and change for the houseparty I am going to later.

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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Dr. Benway

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wow, a houseparty. Sounds good. But on thursday?

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Vogon Poetess

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I guess that's just the crazy crowd I hang with.

I suppose I could find out if there are any Fit Single Blokes (lol) going which would necessitate changing out of drab work attire.

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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herbs

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I would, but I have to get home in time to go to Am Op. We'll be 'setting' the musicals medley this evening, and I'd hate to miss out.

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New Way Of Decay

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That reminds me VP. I have a friend who looks like a dirty Orlando Bloom. So I took some photographs of him last weekend. For. Your. Pleasure.

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George the Robot
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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
I guess that's just the crazy crowd I hang with.

I suppose I could find out if there are any Fit Single Blokes (lol) going which would necessitate changing out of drab work attire.

Sorry veeps - there's not even going to be any fit blokes there, let alone singles. Unlucky!

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Boy Racer
This man has no twinkie !

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Would love to come but unfortunately have previous plans to drink heavily with infrequently seen mate.

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dance margarita
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id love to! but i live 140 miles away!

:astroangruss:

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Dr. Benway

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These are all excellent! Ben, what would you say to try and duck out of this appointment?

[ 27.10.2005, 10:56: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.

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nope.

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ben

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Benway lad, you go home. There'll be another time. [Frown]

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Dr. Benway

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haha, good one ben! c u later!!! [Smile]

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ben

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Mail me your mobblie nubmer - if you're willing to wait till 1900 we can pin down a venue?

I have to go now I have important chee

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omikin
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what the fuck is important cheese?

it has to be wensleydale. i just know it.

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omikin
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i would love to come and have some big pints in my face with bne tonight, but i live in birmingham and i'm also having lots of drinks with a long-lost friend tonight, just like br.

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Dr. Benway

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everybody's always going on about wensleydale these days. Get over it already! It's not all that. In my local Londis they've started selling novelty cheddar - so mature that it'll blow your head off, or at least, this is the claim it makes.

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ralph

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If I could somehow swing the cost of a round-trip flight from Boston to the UK, and somehow manage to get there and back in time for work tomorrow, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

Hi, omikin! [Smile]

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omikin
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fuxxache ralph, no means no.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by omikin:
fuxxache ralph, no means no.

Ah, but what does fuxxache mean?

[ 27.10.2005, 11:13: Message edited by: ralph ]

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omikin
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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:

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Originally posted by omikin:
fuxxache ralph, no means no.
Ah, but hwat does fuxxache mean?

say it with your mouth and see what noise it makes.

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ralph

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lol

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Vogon Poetess

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So is there after work meatage or not? I aint waiting around til 19.00.

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herbs

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Bonwee - Londis cheddar won the Saturday Kitchen blind tasting Cheese Olympics. So, feast.

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omikin
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i was meant to be seeing ben this weekend as well, but that ain't happening now.

if i were him i'd be taking this personal.

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omikin
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wensleydale = cheese of da godz

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Dr. Benway

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Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
So is there after work meatage or not? I aint waiting around til 19.00.

I'm ready to go at 5 o'clock, but it looks like I'll be meating myself.

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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I'm painting a wall.

I thought you were meeting Bandrew McTall tonight anyway Benway?

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New Way Of Decay

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I will let you know all the meat has been packed in tight. Do I need to bring cheese?

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Dr. Benway

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his bid for the prize came in via email earlier in the day. It's a good one. And anyway, after what he did to you today, J to the nine to the nine to the nine, I'm not sure I can still be 'friends' with him.

[ 27.10.2005, 11:31: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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I'm all for the quality of mercy and forgiveness. Be big Benway.

If your meat doesn't come off (Teeeeffflloooon!) you can come and help me paint a wall if you like. We'll be like the Karate Kids. You'll be Miyagi-San, naturally.

[ 27.10.2005, 11:35: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]

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Dr. Benway

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'meat doesn't come off'? What, like my cock might fall off or something. I don't understand... How does that work? Why would my cock fall off? [Confused]

I've got a rendez vous with the big man, and a NEW special guest. I'm probably going to go and sit in the chandos in twenty minutes.

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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Doesn't work now.

Have fun. Send my regards to special guests. Only special ones mind.

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Dr. Benway

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I'd love to help you paint, man. We could do it in the nude, flicking "Eggshell white" over each other and laughing guiltily.

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Dr. Benway

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"eggshell white" in this case is paint, not sperm.

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