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fuxache, they're still asleep. I'm drinking home made cappuchinos and working on a job that needs to be completed by monday. Listening to a mixture of Fischerspooner and some country music recommended by BM on itunes. I'm not hungover because I hardly drink nowadays. There's white noise of semi dormant printing machines that creeps into the gaps between tracks and I'm in a gloomy corner where the weak fluorescent strip lighting barely stretches to.
I'm feeling pretty good because the music is perfect and my social life has dwindled so much that being at work on a Saturday seems like a ok option. Ah well, you probably didn't really want to know that but I felt the need to do something else. Now it's time for another cappuchino. Also I have just realised I am hungry.
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hey campers. A good night! Everybody looked (and was) lovely. Drinking, etc. Octavia told me that I was lazy, and had weird hands. We also learned that VP has very small hands. Then there was the Spanish, or at least, the hallway of the Spanish, then there was home. At least, this is my recollection. BR ---> what is your email address?
quote:Originally posted by not...: fuxache, they're still asleep. I'm drinking home made cappuchinos and working on a job that needs to be completed by monday. Listening to a mixture of Fischerspooner and some country music recommended by BM on itunes. I'm not hungover because I hardly drink nowadays. There's white noise of semi dormant printing machines that creeps into the gaps between tracks and I'm in a gloomy corner where the weak fluorescent strip lighting barely stretches to.
Not a million miles from my situation - i too am working today, but fortunately from home (thanks to the lovely Citrix), and thus am accompanied today mostly by the background noise of Cheap trick and the Chemical Brothers (iTunes on alphabetical). Sadly what was supposed to be a 2 hour workload has already been delayed by now nearly 6 hours due to incomplete pre-requisites, and just the general wonderfulness that is Accenture (so beautifully encapsulated in this little MP3 ), all the time while my mates are calling inviting me out for drinks and football, sadly all of which I have had to decline.
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I too am working from home. In an effort to motivate myself, I went out and spent a small fortune on clothes and wood. I am going to achieve nothing. I've really set my mind on that goal.
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It is clear that benway finally lost his tentative grip on reality and slaughtered everyone who was there last night. The earlier post by him is a pathetic atempt to cover his tracks.
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: hey campers. A good night! Everybody looked (and was) lovely
Note use of past tense "was lovely!"
... Drinking, etc.
Note vague reference "etc"
Octavia told me that I was lazy, and had weird hands.
Note justification for slaughter of poor Octavia
We also learned that VP has very small hands.
Pony lover VP's murder probably involved some sort of finger mutilation. Horrific.
Then there was the Spanish,
Ref: to a death with a classic DB signature - Corpse left with a Dirty Sanchez.
or at least, the hallway of the Spanish,
Probable ref to anal sex following Dirty Sanchez - I imagine this was where Roy dies.
then there was home. At least, this is my recollection.
Note disclaimer "At least, this is my recollection" indicating all the above is likely fictional.
BR ---> what is your email address?
lol! BR is no doubt lying in some london alleyway with a Benway finger moustache adorned upon his stony cold top lip.
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: hey campers. A good night! Everybody looked (and was) lovely. Drinking, etc. Octavia told me that I was lazy, and had weird hands. We also learned that VP has very small hands. Then there was the Spanish, or at least, the hallway of the Spanish, then there was home. At least, this is my recollection. BR ---> what is your email address?
That's much the same as my recollection of it, lots of entertaining chate with lovely people, the aforementioned comparing of hand-size and the bizarre dicovery that even though mine and Benway's hands are almost exactly the same size, my thumbs are roughly twice as long as his.
Sorry I couldn't make the Spanish bar Benway, as it was I just managed toi catch the midnight train and get home in good time, far better than having to wait for the 1am train which takes twice as long. More beerage soon..
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So you found Physic's password in the bloody remains of his clothing, Benway? I suppose you're busy maxing out his credit card in some sordid gore store.
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Just some dark pictures of the meat. I've edited them out, though, as I don't want to glorify Benway's actions. It's what he wants, the thumbless murderer
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I've just heard a report that a man of asian appearence was captured last night in London in connection with a series of grotesque killings, many of which had an allegedely anal theme to them. Apparently the police had him handcuffed, but he managed to somehow slip out of them and disappeared into the night singing "ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong yiddle I poo".
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I'm working from, well, work today. How fucked is that on a Sunday. Of course, I should be actually doing what I came here to do instead of messing around on here and wishing I lived somewhere sensible enough that I could actually come out now and again and see real people!!1!!!
Although - one good point, at least I'm still alive after the Benway slaughterfest.
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I can't sympathise, Saltrock. After all, you wanted to be a vicar. You should have investigated the hours beforehand, you know.
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