well, thats it really, just thought i'd say hi. my name is felix and i live with mikee and i thought i'd say hello to the peeps of TMO as i continuousley read stuff on here and know a couple of youns.
i swear alot and i spell bad, my grammer* is awful and i swear alot and i repeat myself and i dont give a fuck. im also a buffoon. feel free to scorn.
i like chicken, cheese, long long long long walks and making a tit of myself.
I LIKE GRAPES!
i also truly believe that star treck four is the best one of the lot.
xxxfelixxxx
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
Alright Felix? You and Mikee watching the match on Saturday? Meant to mention it to him earlier but forgot..
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
hello Felix. You look very slick in your video. I'm not a teenage girl, but for a while there, I wanted to sleep with your band.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Woah, he did a 'I'm a noob thread'
Today I think a good plan is for us to find a bum a job. So far the search is pretty good, with Kiki handing in an application for onod's behalf. She did however suggest that they wiped their bum across it, but we need to keep optimistic.
I'd look right now but I feel awful after downing loads of Frosty Jack, being a miserable shit to my girlfriend and then getting counselling from my ex-girlfriend. Now I feel like I am wearing a face brace. Stupid booze.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Benway, you can have your style back. Apologies for chiefage.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
it ain't my style until we get a story about puking. I was sick on sunday morning as a matter of fact. It was good because I went out the house to buy some toilet roll as I was anticipating a 'double blow out', and I bumped into jonesy, who was looking very sunny and cheerful, and was being perfectly friendly. I could barely speak however as I was breathing hard to hold in the vomit, so I could only wheeze and mumble at him until he walked off.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
but this thread isn't about me it's about felix. Sorry for that.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: it ain't my style until we get a story about puking. I was sick on sunday morning as a matter of fact. It was good because I went out the house to buy some toilet roll as I was anticipating a 'double blow out', and I bumped into jonesy, who was looking very sunny and cheerful, and was being perfectly friendly. I could barely speak however as I was breathing hard to hold in the vomit, so I could only wheeze and mumble at him until he walked off.
This story is good. It's good on so many levels that I might have to identify them.
Level 1 - It's a Sunday. This shows that Benway, like any good boy or girl gets drunk at the weekend. This affirms what we know of Benway. he likes a drink.
Level 2 - Bog roll. Benway is showing his human side here. Hey! He shits. Just like most of us. Benway is funny because like me, he can't help but slip in a reference about poo. See I said 'slip in' so you can have a chuckle about some slightly loose stools there, if you are cool.
Level 3 - the mini meat. I bumped into Jonesy. This makes it sound like you can walk up the street and bump into the funniest posters on the board. I like this bit. It gives a sense that Disco could walk up the high street in Bristol and meet 69CBElvis spitting random bollocks.
Good work Benway.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I feel a bit drunk.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Is everyone in the world still in love with their ex, or is it just me, you, and everyone we know?
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Fact: I had to shout at Benway three times before he responded.
"Steve"
No response
"Benway"
No response.
"Oi, Hangover Man!"
Squinting at me through whelk-like peepers: "Ah, alright?"
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: Is everyone in the world still in love with their ex, or is it just me, you, and everyone we know?
I was going to do a post where I misunderstand you and assume that you're talking about me, bolstering the dimension of extreme egoism in my online persona, which I could then lampoon safely for the amusement of others.
But then I thought that you might take it the wrong way, so decided not to.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Well, now you've done the disclaimer, go right ahead, buddy. This board needs more content, not less, right?
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
I like the bit in ONOD's video where he looks a bit lost and the camera pans around him and he looks uncertain and there is fear.
Also the bit at the end with the children.
note to self: that sounds sinister Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Yeah but I've killed the magic now.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
quote:Originally posted by not...: I like the bit in ONOD's video where he looks a bit lost and the camera pans around him and he looks uncertain and there is fear.
Also the bit at the end with the children.
note to self: that sounds sinister
In the music video biz, we call this the 'Spinning Jim Patrick', because it was originally used by Nu Wave poseur Jim Patrick AKA Alphabet Clock, in his video for 'Tears of Ice'.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Where is this video ?
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Is this thread something to do with the marketing of a pop band?
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
yes, I think so.
[ 07.06.2006, 05:46: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Also, on the subject of marketing, you know the Sony Bravia advert, the one so controversial on TMO, has anyone seen the Tango Clear parody of it – where they lob a load of fruit down the hill instead of bouncy balls? It actual gets a bit frightening at one point – the bit where the melon smashes against the windscreen and the lemons shatter the tenement windows. Anyway, what I want to know is this, would the Tango ad have been planned all along? As in, would it have been made by the same ad company? Or has a second company knocked up that spot on homage since the original ad came out?
Ordinarily, I'd assume it was the latter, but then they have got the same tune, which I'd assume Sony own the copyright for now. Then again, probably not, Sony probably just paid José González a chunk to use it. The Japanese electrical behemoth probably don’t own the rights to the song itself.
Anyway, personally, I like the idea that a second company has done it as one in the eye for their rivals. But the rivals probably love it anyway. No doubt they'll order DVD box sets of it for Christmas, like Blair and Co. have done with The Thick of It.
[ 07.06.2006, 05:48: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
GAY
[ 07.06.2006, 05:54: Message edited by: London ]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
you can read more on this story at Scrawny's picto-blog over at www.buyordie.net. You'll need to buy 'jazz tokens' to access the 4d content, but it's worth it.
[ 07.06.2006, 05:50: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
felix appears to have strong white teeth, which is always a good thing for a young man.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Busted have a lot to answer for..
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: I want to talk about LOVE.
Or, please post me your stories of how boring and shitty and stultifying it is to be in a long-term relationship, because I used to feel that all the time, and that's why I got out. And what's out there is MUCH MUCH MUCH WORSE. Boredom or fear: are those really our only choices?
er, sorry dudes. today sees the return of EMOnline. i blame therapy. i'll stop talking now bye.
Go on then, start a thread called I want to talk about love so I can add that to the front page as well...
Emo is the way forwards, I'm growing a fringe to rival the singer of AFI and playing 'Black and White' by The Upper Room on a constant loop, interspersed now by that vid of Felix..
[ 07.06.2006, 06:03: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
!!
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
is 'black and white' emo? I've been listening to that. Sad video.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
C'mon, Benway, look at the lyrics:
quote:She held an orange bottle And she drunk it with a straw (ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh) I watched her glide around Around the people on the floor (ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh) Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain, pain I'll kiss you in a minute If you'll only feel the same Oh...
Thats quality emo right there..
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
I've always believed in the idea that there are glass-half-empty lists and glass-half-full lists for both being in a long term relationship and being single. During a relationship, brand the best possible moment deep onto you thought organ, hardwire that memory right into the grey data sponge so it will never leave you. Do the same for the relationship's worst moment. You must never forget it – the worst moment of your relationship must hang in your recollection wardrobe - like that coat hanger that's traveled with you from the protective womb of your parent's home, to that small, hot hall of residence room, to every student home you ever filthed up like the king of the sty, to each adultish bedroom you shared with no one, to the blissful double nest you feathered with that ex partner, and that one, and that one, to the one your clothes hang in now, the coat hanger from which your children, or your siblings or your friends or a stranger from Age Concern will remove your last item of clothing, place it in a black bin liner to deliver to a charity, the coat hanger that will be left behind to swing from side to side, slowing like a dying heart, a tired metronome, slowing, slowing, slowing until it rests, dead, like you – this memory must stay with you like that coat hanger. The best and worst moments of your experiences as a Single must be similarly recorded for your entire life.
Armed with these four memories, you can be truly happy whatever your situation.
[ 07.06.2006, 06:23: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: I want to talk about LOVE.
Alright alright. I'll help. I'm not in love with your sister in the way I use to be. I still remember things we did together and I feel a really good feeling inside. Like a warm tingling in my belly. I miss her too you know, but it's not the love I used to feel. It's more a kind of happy melancholy these days. Which I imagine is the beast way to be. no regret and fond memories. So maybe you should be good to yourself and stop wasting your emotions on some dude who was wholly a cock to you. Come on, wasn't he?
Last night I told my girlfriend that I loved her and she completely ignored me because her housemate was telling a sexual anecdote. It doesn't really matter either way does it?...if I say it or not, but I have to act pissed off to show how important it is. She wrote to me this morning, simply writing 'Michael..' and I had to resist the urge to be a cock by writing 'correct..' as a reply. She has used it to her advantage though by saying she has tonsillitis so I wrote her back with loads of affection and cures for her ails. Are any other girls on the forum manipulative emotion cows? How do you do it?
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
beautiful Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Which I imagine is the beast way to be.
lol, sorry Uber, 'twas a typo you know.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: Is everyone in the world still in love with their ex, or is it just me, you, and everyone we know?
Last time I met up with my ex - about three months ago - I spent the entire evening being either bored or irritated by her, or both. The evening ended when, mid-way through her telling an anecdote about some guy she'd "made" fall in love with her, I blurted out 'Good God, I'm so glad I split up with you'. I didn't mean to put it so bluntly; it was just the thought that had been twitching away at the forefront of my mind for the entire evening and my conversation had lapsed to the point where it just kind of fell out. Obviously her next question was "What on earth do you mean by that?" I kind of shrugged, figuring there was not point in back tracking now that it was out there and said "Just that - you know - listening to you go on about this, it makes me wonder what I ever saw in you," again - not said to be cruel; just an honest answer. So we finished our drinks in silence and then I went home. In fact I left the pub at about 9.00 in the evening, which is almost without precedent for me. Anyway. Now she keeps ringing and asking when we can meet up again, and I have to keep making excuses ("Sorry - I'm busy that week: I'm meeting Libby for a drink). I did promise her, when we broke up, that we'd always be friends and that she could always rely on me to be there for her. I feel bad for breaking that promise, and for turning my back on someone who was once very dear to me, but honestly, she's just too awful these days for me to want to even contemplate spending time with.
[ 07.06.2006, 10:20: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Are you writing a book on love, London?
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: I like this bit. It gives a sense that Disco could walk up the high street in Bristol and meet 69CBElvis spitting random bollocks.
i wish this was the case but it hasnt happened yet, and to be honest, the only time i met elvis i was in my getting drunk and showing people my inspirational pants stage, so im not even sure if id remember what he looked like. quite hairy? anyway. i was talking to someone about something on the street last week, and the subject of gail's workplace came up, and i said 'my friend gail...' and literally as i said the words gail came wheeling into view on her bike. which was freaky in a nice way. and then i finishes the conversation with the first person in order to stand 500 yards from gail and wave and shout 'i was just talking about you and then you appeared!' and gail couldnt hear and was like 'what?' and stuff. so i ran down the street and we had a nice conversation in the italian deli. at no point did i think i was going to defecate or vomit forcefully though so im sure my story looks rather weakling in the shadow of benways.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by out now on dvd: i also truly believe that star treck four is the best one of the lot.
cretin.
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
Did you get the stamps Felix?
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
:shame:
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
No: I was just feeling all emo but I'm feeling better now. Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Cool. As an added bonus could you give me an example of a time you used someones emotions to get your own way?
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: example of a time you used someones emotions to get your own way?
Ah, you mean funeral fucking.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
For those biting their nails at my rollercoaster love life, you'll be pleased to know my girlfriend hasn't replied to my email this morning, once she realised she was in the clear.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Relationships are for chumps. The smart folk stay happy and single.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Spoken like a man who has nailed more chicks off tmo than any other poster.
[ 07.06.2006, 11:46: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
lol. Ralph, ringo has nailed more chicks off tmo than any other poster. He doesn't need relationships with that kind of proven record.
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Which I imagine is the beast way to be.
lol, sorry Uber, 'twas a typo you know.
"breast way to be" would have been funny too
Don't ask me about love, I'm having liasions with a beautiful 19 y/o lesbian.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: I'm having liasions with a beautiful 19 y/o lesbian.
Details.
Please.
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
nope.
Hello Felix btw, and welcome. Good to see you in our area at last *snigger*
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph:
Don't be disheartened ralph. You're just going to have to use your imagination and make up your own stories about Uber Trick's lovelife. You could start a thread called Lisa's Lesbian Liaisons. S+R could do with some new content.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: You could start a thread
lol. Have you ever known me to start a thread that wasn't announcing the birth of one of my children?
Oh, and welcome felix. I've heard nothing but bad things about you. Perhaps you could set the record straight. Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
Felix snogged my boss once, my boss is about 16 years older than him. (And a woman. Just in case anyone wondered.)
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
What makes this story even better is that we both went 'oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo' like an audience on a gameshow, looking at the star prize.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
Where the fuck is Felix? Yes I know NWOD is not ONOD's keeper. But someone's got to teach him that TMO is a commitment and you can't just drop in when you feel like it.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
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