Just trying to solve the mystery by identifying some sort of pattern.
[ 19 May 2003: Message edited by: Bamba ]
And another thing, what's up with women? I hang around libraries and internet cafes, and none of them will talk to me. I'm starting to think, you know, that maybe there's something wrong with me? Am I right? Guys, back me up here ... Am I right?"
<silence>
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Perhaps, and this is just a thought, no one likes you.
oh.... and theres more
I get the impresion, and again this is just a thought, that no one likes you here either
Wow i should be at Oxford with deductive powers like that 
quote:There is nothing wrong with me! The problem with Handbag.com is that it has got too agressive moderators!
Originally posted by Frank:
And another thing, what's up with women? I hang around libraries and internet cafes, and none of them will talk to me. I'm starting to think, you know, that maybe there's something wrong with me.
quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin:
There is nothing wrong with me! The problem with Handbag.com is that it has got too agressive moderators!
You love it really Steely, you dirty little bitch. Admit it, you try to stay away but the craving just gets too strong. "It's been quite a while since anyone moderated me", you think to yourself. "A really fast, hard moderation would do me a world of good right now. The churning in my stomach as I hit the Register link, the sweat on my brow as I make my first post, the iron-hard erection that arrives the instant someone recognises who I am. Then I go to post again and SPLURGE! That hot, liquid feel in my three-day old pants as the error message appears. The pleasure slowly ebbs away leaving me with only the hard gaze of a suspicious EasyEverything employee for company. That most erotic of phrases One of the moderators here has banned your account due to your violation of the Terms and Conditions burned into my mind as I stumble stickily through the door. What now? What to do after such a transcendant experience? My eyes alight on a nearby library and a thin smile comes unbidden to my lips...
quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin:
There is nothing wrong with me! The problem with Handbag.com is that it has got too agressive moderators!
is very simple. handbag be a company, see? yes. a company. actually a joint venture between two fairly large companies who value their reputation, such as it is.
posters who have previously espoused the sort of vows you have are likely to be booted because their admin is having nightmares about banner tabloid headlines screaming about evil internet types and and the things they perpetrate should anything happen to any of the hb chicks at a meat.
thing is, you've made it so that you'll automatically be a suspect whether you were involved or not.
added to which, they can't take the chance that you're not real.
which we know. but there ya go.
and yes, I've stopped using capital letters, its too much effort. and for those that once again wail that steely must be real i refer you once more to his post concering his trollism and the northern working men's club. which for me was as close to a confession as you're likely to get.
and the karaoke meat thread. what more do you people need??
quote:
Originally posted by fifichan:
... i refer you once more to his post concering his trollism ...
At first I read this as '... concerning his troillism ...'
*shudder*
quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin:
booted off
Why do you want to post there anyway?
quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
Why do you want to post there anyway?
Because Handbag is brimful of ripe, young, impressionable girls, just gagging for a masterful man of the world to finesse his way into their knickers by impressing them with his knowledge of all things socialist. He wishes.
This doesn't warrant its own thread, but my day has certainly been chock full of clusterfuckery so far.
I know it's just 11:30. But can I go home now please?
We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread, already in progess.
[/hijack]
quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
Why do you want to post there anyway?
It gets worse: Phill is also "real" rather than a half-hearted Kovacs troll.
quote:
Originally posted by ben:
Fifichan: the Rick J of Harlequin Denial.
Harlequin is real because I've met him - and there's photographic proof!It gets worse: Phill is also "real" rather than a half-hearted Kovacs troll.
Gasp!
Ben!
Here!
At night!
Is nothing sacred anymore?
[ 21 May 2003: Message edited by: Bamba ]
quote:
Originally posted by ben:
Fifichan: the Rick J of Harlequin Denial.
Harlequin is real because I've met him - and there's photographic proof!It gets worse: Phill is also "real" rather than a half-hearted Kovacs troll.
Hey! I resent in anyway being compared to Harlequin!
quote:
Originally posted by Phill:
Hey! I resent in anyway being compared to Harlequin!
Was I you Phil, I'd be resentin' the "half hearted Kovacs troll" line rather than the HarlY comparison.
quote:
Originally posted by ben:
Fifichan: the Rick J of Harlequin Denial.
Harlequin is real because I've met him - and there's photographic proof!It gets worse: Phill is also "real" rather than a half-hearted Kovacs troll.
Heavens Ben. I'm not suggesting he doesn't physically exist - I have indeed met the man in question in the flesh at a meat.
Have you not been following my ubertroll theory.
And there's another, more interesting one. Which for now I'm keeping to myself.
Just because he's pitched up to a meat doesn't mean that the person he posts as exists anywhere other than his head. I've already been through this people. None of his posting, especially of the last 8 months or so, adds up.
So mock me if you will, but as I said, what more do you people need? I simply refuse to believe that Steely really is a homeless Big Issue salesman who fancies organising a karaoke meat. None of it adds up people. None of it. I refuse to be sucked in again. He's toying with y'all....
However. Was shocked to hear about the whole Phill - real person - incident.
quote:
Originally posted by fifichan:
However. Was shocked to hear about the whole Phill - real person - incident.
Which was?
quote:
Originally posted by ziggy:
Which was?
It turns out that Phil is a real person. That was the incident.
quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
it was shocking. I was shocked, anyway.
I don't think I really was. I was more surprised to find out that you were a real person Benway. I'd always assumed that you were a composite creature created from the forums shared hoped and dreams then given digital form by Bandy, his phooing fingers unconsciously creating that which everyone desired. Turns out I was wrong. It's a funny old world.
quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
I'd always assumed that you were a composite creature created from the forums shared hoped and dreams then given digital form by Bandy, his phooing fingers unconsciously creating that which everyone desired. Turns out I was wrong. It's a funny old world.
Bandy is famed as phoo-artist extraordinaire, but few know about his genetic manipulation skills. Bandy created The Benway Project in a lab. Before the public launch of the physical being, he tested the unfinished mind by wiring it to a computer and giving it a TMO username. That name was Benway.
It lives.
quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Bandy created The Benway Project in a lab.
This would certainly explain a few things. Benway always did have this strange synthetic quality about him, and being labgrown is the most plausible explanation for The Beard as I've ever heard.
quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
Was I you Phil, I'd be resentin' the "half hearted Kovacs troll" line rather than the HarlY comparison.
No I'll stick with being more insulted by being compared to Harly.
I mean would YOU want to be compared to him???
quote:
Originally posted by AversiveSpider:
Sorry for butting in here-- I lurk here but post over there-- but I would like to thank Steely for warning me about his continued desire to attend HB meets. In fact I have posted this link to warn others.web page
Funny you should mention that, I noticed that myself and have just returned here from an entertaining trawl through HB's archives watching Steely make a twat of himself, Kovacs camp it up to 11 and trying to work out which of us ScaryMary and Bootleg are. Anyone willing to 'fess up?
[ 27 May 2003: Message edited by: Bamba ]
Seeing as this thread is linked to my one on HB, you've already told them 
quote:
Originally posted by AversiveSpider:
Why did I even say that Kovacs?Seeing as this thread is linked to my one on HB, you've already told them
B-but... Are they really smart enough to click on the link in the HB thread?
<winky smiley in keeping with the handbag flavour>
quote:
Originally posted by princess tasty
Arh, ya, after reading these morons threads I would deduct it is 100% likely that we would be safe at a London meet from their fast city ways and unlimited soo-fist-a-cation and finesse.
Yikes!
Would be interesting...
quote:
Originally posted by Stefanos:
How about a joint HB/TMO meet.Would be interesting...
You sick fuck.
quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
You sick fuck.
Think of it as a `Vicars and tarts' party for the new millenium...
quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
I was suprised at the number of people on that handbag thread that said they were afraid to post. That's crazy. What's to be scared of?
The inhabitants of TMO warmly greeted the soul of the lost HBer...
[ 28 May 2003: Message edited by: Stefanos ]
quote:
Originally posted by Stefanos:
How about a joint HB/TMO meet.Would be interesting...
Steely actually suggested this on handbag. Strangely, it didn't go down to well
I get lost in the pink froth everytime I go there.
quote:
Originally posted by AversiveSpider:
In fact I have posted this link to warn others.web page
Read. The. Thread. Vegan Pointless.
quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
Steely actually suggested this on handbag. Strangely, it didn't go down to well
But did he suggest it because it would be fun in an ironic sense? - or was there mention of `hugs and kisses' in the same post?
[ 28 May 2003: Message edited by: Stefanos ]
quote:
Originally posted by Stefanos:
But did he suggest it because it would be fun in an ironic sense? - or was there mention of `hugs and kisses' in the same post?
Steely? Irony? You're 'aving a larf ain't ya?
quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
Read. The. Thread. Vegan Pointless.
Ack, it's true, newbie's threads are studiously ignored.
And Steelgate, I don't hate you.
I just don't understand you and find the thought of you rather creepy and sexually unpleasant.
You are the living personification of this:
Eeeew!
God pity your poor girlfriend!
quote:
Originally posted by sweet:
You do that?Eeeew!
God pity your poor girlfriend!
Yeah, you wanna watch out for Bandy, he's a beast!!
quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin:
See this thread they are talking about me on. I didn't know they hated me that much. I am really shocked now.
Don't confuse "they hate you" with "you frighten them"... it would appear there's a significant dose of the latter involved.
They probably interpreted your shyness as something more threatening, given that your sole aim of going to handbag meats appears to be to "get a woman" rather than to meet new friends and have a laugh.
quote:
Originally posted by sweet:
You do that?Eeeew!
God pity your poor girlfriend!
edit to remove photograph before the missus sees it and nails my nuts to the wall.
[ 29 May 2003: Message edited by: fish ]
Also, I'd just come accross this
Which turned my stomach and scrambled my brains.
Sorry.
quote:
Originally posted by Londie:
Wow, look at Bandy's unfeasibly hairy arm.
He be a scent and hormone driven primate! Like Richard Keys (sp?) from GMTV who liked to drape his hirsute limbs around the dirrrty loveliness that is Lorraine Kelly (apparently).
me no likey lorraine now. she had hairy man. she never go for postpubescentteenager.
quote:
Originally posted by ben:
Fifichan: the Rick J of Harlequin Denial.
Harlequin is real because I've met him - and there's photographic proof!
Do you remember when Tony Kaye bought a homeless man and exhibited him as art?
quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
Harlequin, your habit of lurking in a corner and glowering at women may be construed by some as amusing at best, intimidating at worst.
quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin:
I only lurke until I can think up of something to say to people! At the handbag meet at Tiger Tiger I made several attempt to talk to the women there but they simply wouldn't speak to me at all!
well heres an idea..... write down a few conversational pointers (The weather, your job, what the local libary is like these days) on a card. that way if you get stuck you can quickly check the card for somthing to say.
Oh and dont forget to add "your hot" on there. Dont wanna miss that one out when talking to the ladies
now i want to know what he said.
see, right now i am rather fond of him.
perhaps i should not be?
quote:Its not that easy as you have to say something which is relevent to the current situation, any old topic wont do!
Originally posted by Phill:
[QB]well heres an idea..... write down a few conversational pointers (The weather, your job, what the local libary is like these days) on a card. that way if you get stuck you can quickly check the card for somthing to say.[qb]
[ 31 May 2003: Message edited by: Harlequin ]
will learn to do proper links at some point down the line!
quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin:
[QBIts not that easy as you have to say something which is relevent to the current situation, any old topic wont do![/QB]
Yeah of course it will. after all... you always have you good looks and charm to fall back on.
quote:I am also very shy though! I was at a love@lycos meet the other week and was too shy to tell anyone there that I was there for the meet. I just hung around the edges asking women if the gathering they were at in a cordoned off part of the pub was an office party or something. When one of them mentioned a website I pretended to know nothing about computer and asked if it was computer users club or something. That way I thought I would get to talk to the women without having to admit I was actually there for a singles gathering as I was just far too embarresed and shy to do so. It didn't work though as I ended up getting told to leave the cordoned area by someone who said it was a private event!
Originally posted by Black Mask:
I've always found showing strange women your cock is a failsafe icebreaker. 'Specially if you've given it a bit of a rub first...
quote:
Originally posted by Black Mask:
You're just not playing to your strengths, H. Take it from me, nothing gets a woman going faster that the unmistakable smell of giro. Try it. And then thank me.
Maybe if he gives the ladies your address they can thank you aswell
quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin:
[QUOTE]I am also very shy though!
A good way to meet people is through your friends.
A good way to meet people is through the internet.
quote:
Originally posted by Spiderwoman2002:
A good way to meet people is through your friends.
But poor likkle Harlee doesn't have any fwends, so this suggestion is useless... 
quote:
Originally posted by Spiderwoman2002:
A good way to meet people is through your friends.
A good way to make friends is to get a hobby and not to go out of your way to look for women. Worked for me - I met Mrs Stefanos though my obsession with the R***n thang (and I got into that through an interest in history and stunt fighting) because she was interested in it as well....
[ 02 June 2003: Message edited by: Stefanos ]
quote:
Originally posted by Stefanos:
A good way to make friends is to get a hobby and not to go out of your way to look for women.
Knowing what Harlee's hobbies are - namely, trailing at demos with wandering eyes and skulking in the dark corners of public libraries, I very much doubt that this is a decent course of action.
I've found that talking about wine and cheese combinations while doing nighttime shopping also works, but I don't suppose Harlee knows much about this.
quote:
Originally posted by Samuelnorton:
I've found that talking about wine and cheese combinations while doing nighttime shopping also works
This sounds like a horrendous scene in a chic sitcom/ full length rom-com as scripted by someone who always worked out witty and sophisticated rapports with women but never actually got to pur them into practice. I could just imagine the kooky humour and astonishingly inept attempts at looking metropolitan and cultured right now. *shudder*
quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
This sounds like a horrendous scene in a chic sitcom/ full length rom-com as scripted by someone who always worked out witty and sophisticated rapports with women but never actually got to pur them into practice.
I would have thought the same before it happened, ackcherlee. I was at the time looking for cheese, not a woman. She just happened to ask what wine went with the cheese she happened to be buying, which I suggested was a bit bizarre as it was 3am and she couldn't buy alcohol anyway.
In short, I was looking for Emmenthal and found Emily.
She was highly-strung and peeled labels off shampoo bottles with a maniacal precision, though. Which was not good.
quote:
Originally posted by Samuelnorton:
But poor likkle Harlee doesn't have any fwends, so this suggestion is useless...
Begs the question why. Not one friend?
quote:
Originally posted by Spiderwoman2002:
Begs the question why. Not one friend?
Private Steely: ...I've been stuck here on this forum for three flipping years! I haven't moved! All my friends are dead: My pet spider, Sammy; Katie the worm; Bertie the bird - everyone except Neville the fat hamster.
Captain Blackadder: I'm afraid Neville bought it too, Steely. I'm sorry.
Steely: Neville, gone, sir?
Blackadder: Actually, not quite gone - he's in the corner, bunging up the sink.
quote:
Originally posted by mart:
RickURHughGrant&ICM€5, you fop you.
Hmm. If I were someone else I'd see a good script there. Nazi sympathiser, anti-Semite and anti-Blacke activist meets neurotic recruitment manager with a large collection of 1980s CDs and shampoo bottles with no labels.
At a supermarket cheese counter at 3am, no less.
[ 02 June 2003: Message edited by: Samuelnorton ]
quote:
Originally posted by Spiderwoman2002:
Begs the question why. Not one friend?
Is that the sound of the 2x4 being readied and a lynch mob forming? Sometimes, when handbaggers come here and start tentatively throwing jibes at Steelgate I feel like Dustin Hoffman at the end of Straw Dogs.
edit: In this scenario I like to think of Ben as the Susan George character.
[ 02 June 2003: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
BTW I saw Susan George swimming once, she wore a turquoise terry towelling bikini.
quote:
Originally posted by Spiderwoman2002:
No Thorn.BTW I saw Susan George swimming once, she wore a turquoise terry towelling bikini.
Oddly enough I've seen ben out swimming in exactly the same get-up.
[ 02 June 2003: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
Watch yourself when diving in a non-retentive outfit like that.
Ditto for libraries..
quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Frankly if anyone asked me about wines at the cheese counter at 3am, I would immediately have them down as a complete raving mentallist and do my best to politely get the fuck out of there as quickly as possible without upsetting the fragile balance in their head...
In hindsight, this might have been the best plan of action Ringers old chap. But she was sort of attractive, if you get my drift. Of course, if it had been female equivalent of Steelgate, I would have quickly turned my eyes back to the Emmental.
quote:
I would also question what the fuck I was doing at a cheese counter at 3am. Exactly what sort of madness necesitates the purchase of cheese that immediately? And not just any cheese, no, we're not talking Sainsburys extra mature cheddar here, that's sold from the chiller, this would have to be some sort of fancy gay cheese...
I used to (and still) shop at night because:
- there are no queues, for one;
- there are no pikey single mothers with screaming brats;
- I am a nocturnal creature (no "creature of the night" comments, svp), and prefer to do this sort of thing when all else are asleep. Exceptions are when alcohol is on the shopping list, and even then I arrive at the supermarket at 2230.
quote:Yes and the last time I had loads of friends was years and years ago back in the late eighties! Long before I moved to London. I met loads of women through them but none of them fancied me!
Originally posted by Spiderwoman2002:
A good way to meet people is through your friends
[ 02 June 2003: Message edited by: Harlequin ]
[ 02 June 2003: Message edited by: Harlequin ]
quote:
Originally posted by Samuelnorton:
I used to (and still) shop at night because:- there are no queues, for one;
- there are no pikey single mothers with screaming brats;
- I am a nocturnal creature (no "creature of the night" comments, svp), and prefer to do this sort of thing when all else are asleep. Exceptions are when alcohol is on the shopping list, and even then I arrive at the supermarket at 2230.
Want me to tell you what it's like to be spontaneous?
quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Want me to tell you what it's like to be spontaneous?
Oh, I can do spontaneous too. I think.
quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
go on then...
You want me to pop out to Tesco now? Egad.
quote:
Originally posted by Samuelnorton:
You want me to pop out to Tesco now? Egad.
Yes, go now. Buy something you've never bought before and wouldn't even think of buying usually. Then report back. SOmething like a So Solid CD or whatever.
quote:
Originally posted by Black Mask:
Egad?
[speedracer]Go cheese racer, go cheese racer[/speedracer]
[ 02 June 2003: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Yes, go now. Buy something you've never bought before and wouldn't even think of buying usually. Then report back. SOmething like a So Solid CD or whatever.
This could be the start of a whole new thread...one where you are prompted to do something you'd never dream of doing...
quote:
Originally posted by Stefanos:
This could be the start of a whole new thread...one where you are prompted to do something you'd never dream of doing...
OK. Let's play "Be nice to Harlequin and stop persecuting him for comments made on another forum many months ago".
quote:
Originally posted by sweet:
OK. Let's play "Be nice to Harlequin and stop persecuting him for comments made on another forum many months ago".
You're too late. That one has already been done.
quote:
Originally posted by Octavia:
Stef darling there is an 'i' and a 't' missing from your sig, for strict phoneticability.
I know. It drives people up the wall >:->
[eastenders]Bum bum bumbumbumbumbum[/eastenders]
quote:They didn't like me long before I posted those views! They hated me because my veiws were too left wing and because I admitted that I went to the meets to try to pull!
Originally posted by Castaspella:
I post in Handbag too, and have seen some of the things posted about Harlequin, and its obvious that they don't like him because of his views on rape.
Who gives a flying fuck?
If you don't hold these views (that rape is acceptable - do you?) then do you really want to try and 'pull' woman that are shallow enough to believe rumours?
quote:
Originally posted by Spiderwoman2002:
then do you really want to try and 'pull' woman that are shallow enough to believe rumours?
I think women who re-use tampons are acceptable.
quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
I think women who re-use tampons are acceptable.
That's nice, I think they're dirty bitches.
quote:
Originally posted by Spiderwoman2002:
do you really want to try and 'pull' woman that are shallow enough to believe rumours?
No! Surely not Steely! He wouldn't!
quote:
Originally posted by Spiderwoman2002:
do you really want to try and 'pull' woman that are shallow enough to believe rumours?
quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin:
There are loads and loads of women that post on handbag.com!
Aren't most of them kovacs though? Ah well, each to his own!
quote:
Originally posted by Frank:
Aren't most of them kovacs though? Ah well, each to his own!
Well he did admit he was desparate...
quote:
I am also very desparate for a woman so cant be too fussy!
Desperate for sex or or love?
Desperation stinks, and people can smell it, if you're genuinely interested in people then they may want to know you, and eventually you may get laid.
quote:
Originally posted by Spiderwoman2002:
That's nice, I think they're dirty bitches.
Beware the sarcastic troll, it's relatively harmless but prone to assumption.
[queenofthedesert]Assumption my dear Mitzi, is the mother of all fuck ups[/queenofthedesert]
quote:
Originally posted by Carter:
Dirty bitches rock.
catheter camberbert cock, non.
Je adore le fungi fanny batter.
quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Beware the sarcastic troll, it's relatively harmless but prone to assumption.[queenofthedesert]Assumption my dear Mitzi, is the mother of all fuck ups[/queenofthedesert]
Is that me or you,you're talking about?
If it's me, then I am stating that re-using tampons is a dirty thing to do.
Suck on that!
quote:Who bumped your pram?
Originally posted by Spiderwoman2002:
If it's me, then I am stating that re-using tampons is a dirty thing to do.
quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
Haven't you passed your use-by date?
Friendly sort aren't you.
quote:Who bumped your pram?[/QB][/QUOTE]
Originally posted by Octavia:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Spiderwoman2002:
[qb]If it's me, then I am stating that re-using tampons is a dirty thing to do.
Who rattled your cage?
[ 06 June 2003: Message edited by: Spiderwoman2002 ]
[ 06 June 2003: Message edited by: Stefanos ]
Could you make it a link to the image a little later on please, I don't want Slim bending my ear too badly..
quote:
Originally posted by Waynster:
Cranky Slim
I don't get this. Why would someone place their work in the public arena, in the eminently plagiarisable form of an internet image file, if they're then going to get all fucking wiggy about that image being misappropriated? If he's that fucking precious why doesn't he keep his pictures in a nice, shiny zip-up portfolio?
Maybe there's a thread here..?
Also, there is this real cool guy who pops in our local who has a rare gene disorder. He has no legs but uses two wooden pegs to walk on. He has no real fingers and cannot hold on to much. He came out to the local indie-ish nightclub and really enjoyed himself. He danced, got tanked up and pulled. She was real pretty too. You see, you don't need to be of able body to go out have fun, get pissed and pull. Its bloody simple. If someone with painfully awkward disfigurements can do it, there is no excuse for rape really?
1) Prostitutes
or even better
2) Wanking
End of.
Anyway, what you said.
quote:And some people have climbed Mount Everest or won the National Lottery! It doesn't mean that all people can do it!
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
If someone with painfully awkward disfigurements can do it, there is no excuse for rape really?
Some people are just lucky but most people aren't!
Prostitutes
Wanking
Or this! Which you were too stupid to think of!
[ 06 June 2003: Message edited by: Harlequin ]
quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Its bloody simple. If someone with painfully awkward disfigurements can do it, there is no excuse for rape really?
The difference here being that your mate's handicap's are physical while Steely's are mental and therefore social. I should add that I don't mean this as an excuse for rape, just to point out why Steely can't do this "simple" thing when someone like your mate can.
quote:I don't have any mental handicaps! I have phyisical handicap - bad looks!
Originally posted by Bamba:
The difference here being that your mate's handicap's are physical while Steely's are mental!
quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin:
I have phyisical handicap - bad looks!
Perhaps if you stopped making that angry face so much?
Didn't your mother ever tell you if you keep making that face, it will freeze that way?
quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin:
Some people are just lucky but most people aren't!
Thats right. Having two planks of wood instead of a pair of legs is super fucking lucky.
Why I so insensitive?
[ 06 June 2003: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
Handbag is looking quite good these days, I just checked. I mean the bulletin board format, rather than the content, which is pretty much the same as ever.
But you love it, don't you? You bloody love it, you do. Somewhere deep within your psyche, a lone voice yearns to be free: listen...you can hear it...Jaaaaansooon......Jaaaansooooon
It can only be a matter of time.
[ 06 June 2003: Message edited by: The Dixie Flatline ]
quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin:
Prostitutes
Wanking
Or this for the desperate for a shag people!
O, fuck off.
quote:
Originally posted by Herlequin:
http://www.speeddater.co.uk/what.cfm
quote:
Originally posted by Samuelnorton:
O, fuck off.
are we to take from this that you didnt meet nightowl at the cheese counter, rick?
[ 07 June 2003: Message edited by: discodamage ]
quote:We've only got your word for it that this person ever existed!
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Thats right. Having two planks of wood instead of a pair of legs is super fucking lucky.
Anyone want to host a picture for me?
[ 08 June 2003: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Anyone want to host a picture for me?
well, you can mail it to webmaster@sabian.net, you can upload it at meat.sabian.net, or you could use misc's handy dandy pic hosting which is convienently found here: http://www.anthonypaynter.com/tmo/uploads/
Its a bit fuzzy as we was moving. Pesky fellow.
[ 08 June 2003: Message edited by: Harlequin ]
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Originally posted by Harlequin:
I'm sorry I doubted you NWOD
Thats OK, I hope you feel suitably ashamed of yourself.
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Originally posted by Ringo:
No, that was some psycho bird, DD, pay attention. Unless Nightowl is a bottle peeler...
lol. Last time I checked my bathroom all of the labels on the bottles were intact.
quote:I still doubt that your mate pulled on a night out!
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Thats OK, I hope you feel suitably ashamed of yourself.
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Originally posted by Harlequin:
I still doubt that your mate pulled on a night out![/QB]
Do you like apples?
But I doubt he is losing sleep over that.
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Originally posted by Harlequin:
I nearly pulled on a night out a couple of years ago when I got a snog of a woman in a club in Covent Garden, but I think she was a bit drunk though.
And probably lacking a sense of both sight and smell.
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Originally posted by Samuelnorton:
And probably lacking a sense of both sight and smell.
Slightly harsh, don't you think Mr Brad Pitt?
And Harley, a snog counts as a "pull".
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Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
Slightly harsh, don't you think Mr Brad Pitt?
lol. Harsh? Moi?
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And Harley, a snog counts as a "pull".
What is this, the unoffiical "be kind to Harley" week? Never in a million years would I consider a drunken snog as a "pull". What do others think? Time for a new thread?
It's not "be kind to Harley week", as far as I'm aware, but attacks on personal appearance are dull, pointless and childish and more befitting to the Handbaggers that come over here just to insult.
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Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
It's not "be kind to Harley week", as far as I'm aware, but attacks on personal appearance are dull, pointless and childish and more befitting to the Handbaggers that come over here just to insult.
It's not really an attack on personal appearance per se, although the sense of sight and smell jibe clearly alludes to this. It is more an attack on on Harley's continued bleating on his inability to "pull" (however one defines this concept), and the underhand tactics he uses in trying to achieve this.
True, Harley's looks - as he himself admits - wouldn't exactly win him the face of the year award. However, this isn;t really the issue. I find his "pulling by stealth" approach - for this is what it is - somewhat disconcerting. Anyone woman who reacts positively to this sort of neaderthal approach - to anyone - has to be either severely intoxicated, blind or deaf. Or bloody stupid.
One wonders how Harley achieved his "feat". Maybe the man can answer this question himself.
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Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
Apparently, the US equivalent of "pull" is "to hook up with"
I always thought it was "make-out"
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Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
Apparently, the US equivalent of "pull" is "to hook up with"
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Originally posted by Phill:
I always thought it was "make-out"
Both true. In my ultra-scientific sample of one it seems that 'to make out' was what was done 1988-1993 or so, while 'to hook up' is more recent, say, mid-90s to now. I think "making out" is still in use, though.
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Originally posted by Harlequin:
Score is also another term for pull or get off with. Crack is also another word for women. Crack was used as a term for women years and years before the drug crack ie crystalised cocaine was invented!
Most interesting. But you ignored my question.
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Originally posted by Harlequin:
Crack is also another word for women. Crack was used as a term for women years and years before the drug crack ie crystalised cocaine was invented!
Cock is also another word for certain men. Cock was used as a term for certain men years and years before you were even thought of!
quote:No it is not the same as pulling. I have had a couple of snogs of women over the years but not managed to take them home with me. To pull means to start a relationship with them and keep on seeing them. Not an odd drunken snog at a party or in a pub!
Originally posted by kovacs:
I believe snog does = "pull" in the argot of today's young women.
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Originally posted by Harlequin:
I have had a couple of snogs of women over the years
What "technique" did you employ, Harley? Did you actually ask the girl or did you simply "wade on in there". I am truly intrigued.
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...but not managed to take them home with me.
Thank God for that.
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Originally posted by Harlequin:
she stared back and said I looked nice and then came up to me and we started snogging straight away! She must have been a bit pissed!
Harley, sweetie, if I hadn't met you I wouldn't believe you could be real!
You've reminded me why I don't use dating sites, though.
Thanks for that [shudder].
Why don't you post an ad in here
Or, since you're banned, we can all help write one for you & post it under a pseudonym
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Originally posted by froopyscot:
I think "making out" is still in use, though.
Is indeed. They used it in the film Cruel intentions.
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Originally posted by Octavia:
Amy used it the other day - to refer to snogging rather than pulling, though.
but snogging someone IS pulling them
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Originally posted by Spiderwoman2002:
Cock is also another word for certain men. Cock was used as a term for certain men years and years before you were even thought of!
quote:They wont accept personal adds on Handbag.com the moderators would delete it!
Originally posted by AgeingGrace:
[QB]Why don't you post an ad in here
I have an even better idea though how about holding a joint TMO and Handbag.com meet up?
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Originally posted by Harlequin:
how about holding a joint TMO and Handbag.com meet up?
Janvaks can discuss -er, skincare & lipstick with all the fairy gurlz; Physic can get his back fixed by one of the many physios/nurses/alternative therapists; VP can terrify the 'baggers by being brainy andbeautiful without makeup; everyone else can discuss films music (maybe not music) and the validity of modern TV with a fresh viewpoint, while we few double agents hide in a corner, drinking heavily.
Oh, and you'll be restrained by the policewomen.
I imagine you quite like the idea?
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Originally posted by Harlequin:
I have an even better idea though how about holding a joint TMO and Handbag.com meet up?
Erm. Isn't that where we started?
And why does my clock-radio keep playing I Got You Babe every morning?
[ 16 June 2003: Message edited by: froopyscot ]
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Originally posted by froopyscot:
Erm. Isn't that where we started?
By the way Grace why dont you suggest a joint handbag/TMO meet up on handbag and see if the other posters on there like the idea?
Besides which, anyone who posts on both is free to go to either. People who don't obviously have a reason not to. It's the worst concept in the history of stuff, and all that would happen is that there would be two meets in the same place. Pointless.
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Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
Given that the boards have entirely different styles, types of member and generally posters from each hold the other in contempt, why on earth would this be a good idea?Besides which, anyone who posts on both is free to go to either. People who don't obviously have a reason not to. It's the worst concept in the history of stuff, and all that would happen is that there would be two meets in the same place. Pointless.
you have no sense of fun.
Please feel free to continue to speculate on why the Handbaggers hate Steely in a new thread..