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Yes, good luck London! Sending you lots of positive vibes - not long to go now!
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I don't understand. Is she up in stirrups with nurses running around while she taps this into an iphone with her free hand? Is her next update going to be "ARRRGHH! *pant* *pant* *pant* ARRGHH!"?
Anyway, I guess by the time she reads this it will all be over, so, London, I hope it went well.
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I was told, cause I didn't witness the whole act In and out was the movement of the ballsac It was hot and sweaty and lots of pushin Then the nut came gushin And it was hell tryin to bail to the ovary With nuttin but the Lord lookin over me I was white with a tail But when I reached the finish line, young black male! One cell made two, and two cells made fo' and so on, so now I'm a embryo Then I got a hunch that I'ma be on lockdown, for nine months Chillin, with my mother to guide me And nuttin but a stomach to hide me from all that worry and bullshit Nine months later, I elbow pull and kick cause my time is up and I don't care With one big push, I'm outta there June ??th, it's just my luck In 2008, a nigga is the product
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Well. I suspected it might have been something like that, but I was really really hoping that it was London doing the text updates. That would have been amazing.
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Excellent! I'm so very happy and pleased for you, London - congratulations! I have to admit reading about Jimmy asleep with his soft hair made me do an hormonal well up - so lovely.
Well done, you.
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Welcome Jimmy! Good luck with life and everything like that. Bits of it should be OK, other bits not so much but if you're lucky the bad bits will serve as light and shade for the good bits and the great bits and hopefully you'll look back at all of it and realise you wouldn't change it, not even a little bit.
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Yes. And don't cry too much over the next two years. It doesn't get any better than being warm, having your every need met, and having everyone look at you and think you're fascinating just by existing. Make the most of it.
Any pics of the Jimmy? And is he really called Jimmy? And Big Nuts?
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What would be best is if someone photoshopped a recent picture of JBN so he was wearing a nappy and being nursed by London. I've got that image in my head now and it really is quite remarkable.
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: What would be best is if someone photoshopped a recent picture of JBN so he was wearing a nappy and being nursed by London. I've got that image in my head now and it really is quite remarkable.
Being nursed? No, he should be emerging from the birth canal with a terrified look on his neck-bearded face.
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