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Thorn Davis

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Although that experience can be adequately conveyed by going to Eurodisney and standing in the Space Mountain line bfor three hours, only to be told there's a technical fault, when you get to the front of the queue. [/toksvig]
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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by Deep Freeze:
did I stevie that?

Sort of yeah. And you bumped my toksvig to the next page. Wrecked the whole thing basically. Like that time we were trying to chat up those two girls in the pub and you kept yelling "AND THAT'S JUST THE TEACHERS!!!" after everything I said.
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Deep Freeze
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I went to the 'London Experience' recently. After completing the experience without having been stabbed by a gang of immigrant children, forced into unemployment by Polish labour, and then mobbed by a crowd of rampaging hippy idiots, I demanded my money back.[/littlejohn]
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Deep Freeze
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I did actually go to the london experience, and it was quite weak.
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Deep Freeze
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hang on it's called the london bridge experience isn't it. Man I'm all over the place today. Certainly more misses than hits.
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Deep Freeze
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here's a picture of me with a teddy bear:

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Thorn Davis

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The London Tombs thing looks like the kind of thing I would have enjoyed as a teenager. And now, probably, because I haven't really come that far in the past 15 years.
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ralph

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quote:
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makes ginger beer look like a klingon drink...
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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by Deep Freeze:
here's a picture of me with a teddy bear:

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Is that one of our books on your lap? Black Bodies and Quantum Cats?
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Thorn Davis

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You should have given the full page info.

I remember a discussion about that bearsac chick. About whether or not it would be worth nailing her. Having met her in person what's your verdict?

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herbs

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Oh God. Is that <gibber> BearSac?
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Deep Freeze
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it is! I'm reading it. That book has caused me a fair amount trouble. Earlier in the day it was lying on its face on my desk, and a passing manager pointed and said "Ahah - clarkson!" and I said "I don't think so! Clarkson! What? Me?" and of course it turned out he was a big clarkson fan, and there was embarrassment all round.

Later on, on the tube, a crazy woman who talks exclusively through her teddy bear (www.bearsac.com, folks) sat next to me, and the bear started talking (vis her mouth) about my book because it had a picture of a cat on it. The upshot of the whole exchange was a picture taken on a pretty full tube train of me holding a teddy bear. Actually I didn't mind that, Debra's alright, and a bit of a local celebrity, but still. That book again.

[ 08.04.2009, 10:48: Message edited by: Deep Freeze ]

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Deep Freeze
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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
You should have given the full page info.

I remember a discussion about that bearsac chick. About whether or not it would be worth nailing her. Having met her in person what's your verdict?

She's actually hotter than you might expect, she's got a cute laugh and a really pleasant demeanour, so yeah.
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herbs

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She's got good skin, I seem to remember. Though I was still mildly traumatised by my encounter with the bear that is a sac.
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Deep Freeze
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I enjoyed talking with her, but I think that my prior knowledge helped.
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Thorn Davis

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Also, it looks like you've lost weight in that photo.
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Deep Freeze
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I was able to be all like "heyyy... bearsac! You're famous! And this must be the lovely debra!" rather than just wtf'ing in silent terror as the other travellers looked on with a mixture of horror and immense relief.
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Deep Freeze
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quote:
Also, it looks like you've lost weight in that photo.

yes, I've got AIDS.

[ 08.04.2009, 11:17: Message edited by: Deep Freeze ]

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
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Oh God. Is that <gibber> BearSac?

Lol, yes! Good old bearsac.

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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
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yes, I've got AIDS.

Congratulations! You should have mentioned it before. I'd have sent you a card with a happy puppy on it.
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New Way Of Decay

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I am mildy upset to see that Bearsac is b....bleeding. He's literally had the stuffing knocked out of him. Must be Finsbury.

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Deep Freeze
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no, he was fine. neck was a bit stretched because debra holds him by his head.
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squeegy
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Is that for real? Olivia... wow

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Deep Freeze
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they all look like that in vauxhall.
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squeegy
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I just can't stop looking at that picture

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Tilde
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What is it with these Aspergers people? I watched in a mixture of fascination adn horror the other day as a guy who looked kind of like Steelgate "chatted to a woman on the circle line tube by undoing his trousers and showing her his "ball sac".
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Deep Freeze
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you should give me a ring next time you're in london - we could have a pint!

[ 08.04.2009, 11:33: Message edited by: Deep Freeze ]

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Deep Freeze
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hey and squeegy - congrats on something!
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Deep Freeze
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wow, what a great afternoon we're having! [Cool]

[ 08.04.2009, 11:38: Message edited by: Deep Freeze ]

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McDirts
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On topic, I just had a cold bottle of full fat Coke in the John Lewis cafe.
For the first three swallows it was quite literally the most delicious thing in the world and then it got a bit boring and furred my teeth up.
I tested it on the Hetero-O-Meter and it got 5 out of 10.

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ralph

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Is that supposed to be some kind of poke at me and my manhood?
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McDirts
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I'm not going anywhere near your manhood. Christ, what the fuck, Roy? You're a bit weird you know that? You want your manhood poked go and find a rent boy with a sharpened stick.
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ralph

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I don't have a response to any of that.
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Is... is he from space?

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