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Topic: come on
scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
posted 24.10.2007 10:56
So i guess you'll be alone then, too. -------------------- ...because that's the kind of guy you are.
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vikram
posted 24.10.2007 11:03
last week i had a weird dream involving applicants 's lead singer, book burning, transvestites and bbc's mark and lard. it was set in some sort of bauhaus complex. i also had a sex dream about a tmo'er. i'm so lonely
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ralph
posted 24.10.2007 11:09
quote: Originally posted by vikram:i also had a sex dream about a tmo'er. Which one? If it was me, please don't tell me.
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vikram
posted 24.10.2007 11:47
sorry, bigfoot was a reference to ralph and his sasquatch ways. i didn't dream of ralph. or bandy. and for once it wasn't benway. [ 24.10.2007, 11:48: Message edited by: vikram ]
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vikram
posted 24.10.2007 12:09
you did ralph, your manly beard did not really. it don't count if you're not the one taking it right? [ 24.10.2007, 12:14: Message edited by: vikram ]
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MiscellaneousFiles
posted 24.10.2007 12:30
How am I supposed to keep up with your current sexuality? I don't read your inevitable twit® or baebo or whatever. Besides, do former str9 gayers never dream of girl-folds? Not even in an ironic way?
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Brian Munich
Newbie
posted 24.10.2007 16:49
quote: Originally posted by jonesy999:I thought tampons were premium bonds I had a Portuguese au pair when I was younger. Yup, suck it up. Anyway, she used to leave the inner tubes from tampons in the bin. The cardboardy bits. I thought they made excellent pirate telescopes. I used to show my Mum every night. And then there would be looks, and then they would disappear. Only to appear again a few weeks later and the cycle would continue. There should be more toys that help explain the complicated female in a d'oh many years later way.
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sam
TMO Member
posted 25.10.2007 04:25
How much simpler it would have been had your parents asked her to wrap them first before discarding them. --------------------A day without laughter is a day wasted. In memory of Alastair
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Benny the Ball
"oh, hold me"
posted 25.10.2007 06:46
quote: Originally posted by ralph: quote: Originally posted by Benny the Ball: ralph works at home, misc No I don't. I wish I did, but even if they allowed that sort of thing, I don't have the bandwidth at home to do it. Sorry - I thought you did - maybe all the talk about building a home made me think that? -------------------- If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down
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MiscellaneousFiles
posted 25.10.2007 07:26
quote: Originally posted by Benny the Ball: quote: Originally posted by ralph: quote: Originally posted by Benny the Ball: ralph works at home, misc No I don't. I wish I did, but even if they allowed that sort of thing, I don't have the bandwidth at home to do it. Sorry - I thought you did - maybe all the talk about building a home made me think that? You're thinking of ralph's kids. They work at home, bless 'em.
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