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scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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So i guess you'll be alone then, too.

[Frown]

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Jimmy Big Nuts
CounterCulture Vex'
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yes. All alone.
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vikram

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last week i had a weird dream involving applicants's lead singer, book burning, transvestites and bbc's mark and lard. it was set in some sort of bauhaus complex.

i also had a sex dream about a tmo'er.

i'm so lonely [Frown]

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by vikram:
i also had a sex dream about a tmo'er.

Which one? If it was me, please don't tell me.
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vikram

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turns out bigfoot is big all over
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Tilde
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Bandy?
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vikram

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sorry, bigfoot was a reference to ralph and his sasquatch ways.
i didn't dream of ralph. or bandy. and for once it wasn't benway.

[ 24.10.2007, 11:48: Message edited by: vikram ]

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MiscellaneousFiles

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It was Stockholm, innit?
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vikram

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i'm a gayer now, you fool
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ralph

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are you? what made you decide to switch teams?
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vikram

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you did ralph, your manly beard did

not really. it don't count if you're not the one taking it right?

[ 24.10.2007, 12:14: Message edited by: vikram ]

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ralph

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no. if you're not taking it, it doesn't count.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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How am I supposed to keep up with your current sexuality? I don't read your inevitable twit® or baebo or whatever.

Besides, do former str9 gayers never dream of girl-folds? Not even in an ironic way?

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vikram

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i'm not really gay
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ralph

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liar
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MiscellaneousFiles

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Oh god that's really funny! You said you were gay but in fact you're not!

You're crazy Vikram [Big Grin]

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Brian Munich
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quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
I thought tampons were premium bonds

I had a Portuguese au pair when I was younger. Yup, suck it up. Anyway, she used to leave the inner tubes from tampons in the bin. The cardboardy bits. I thought they made excellent pirate telescopes. I used to show my Mum every night. And then there would be looks, and then they would disappear. Only to appear again a few weeks later and the cycle would continue. There should be more toys that help explain the complicated female in a d'oh many years later way.
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sam
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How much simpler it would have been had your parents asked her to wrap them first before discarding them.

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Benny the Ball
"oh, hold me"
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
ralph works at home, misc

No I don't. I wish I did, but even if they allowed that sort of thing, I don't have the bandwidth at home to do it.
Sorry - I thought you did - maybe all the talk about building a home made me think that?

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
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Originally posted by ralph:
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Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
ralph works at home, misc

No I don't. I wish I did, but even if they allowed that sort of thing, I don't have the bandwidth at home to do it.
Sorry - I thought you did - maybe all the talk about building a home made me think that?
You're thinking of ralph's kids. They work at home, bless 'em.
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Deep Freeze
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me: Yes! Since christmas, anyway

you?

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