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Lickapaw#2
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Currently eating a mozzarella, tomato and basil sandwich on granary. Fucking delicious. Current week status elevated to 9/10

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Cherry In Hove
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Currently eating salad due to weighing myself and noticing that I've put on about ten pounds over the christmas period. 1/10 [Frown]
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Cherry In Hove
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Just read that Jenna Jameson is retiring [Frown]

0/10

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Lickapaw#2
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Why's she doing that? Isn't there a market for elderly porn stars?

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Cherry In Hove
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I'm not entirely sure you're going to make yourself very popular by referring to a 33 year old as "elderly"
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dang65
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quote:
Originally posted by Lickapaw#2:
Why's she doing that? Isn't there a market for elderly porn stars?

Yeah, but there's absolutely no demand for even slightly attractive ones, as far as I can tell.

[ 17.01.2008, 09:27: Message edited by: dang65 ]

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Pepper
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Coincidentally I spent a happy morning on wikipedia reading up on porn stars. Buck Angel is my favourite, in theory at least.
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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I like Sandra Romain. Triple Anal! A great achievement.

[ 17.01.2008, 09:43: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]

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Lickapaw#2
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quote:
Originally posted by SilverGinger5:
I'm not entirely sure you're going to make yourself very popular by referring to a 33 year old as "elderly"

I wasn't sure what age she was. I meant elderly by porn star standards.

Naturally.

Please don't hate me, Silver *bats eyelashes*

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Darryn.R
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quote:
Originally posted by Lickapaw#2:
Why's she doing that? Isn't there a market for elderly porn stars?

Does she have the bad aids now or just a crap plastic surgeon and a desire to be size zero ?

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London

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How can you do a triple anal? I mean, in terms of the positioning of the male bodies? I can just about understand a double one, but a triple? Please explain.
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scrawny
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quote:
Originally posted by London:
How can you do a triple anal? I mean, in terms of the positioning of the male bodies? I can just about understand a double one, but a triple? Please explain.

I've been worrying about this for an hour or so now. I mean, double's just like double penetration with a tidier aim, right? But triple. Hmmm.

I can imagine once you've managed triple, anythign less than that would be distinctly underwhelming. You probably wouldn't feel it. In fact, i think i saw that girl in an aggressive four-way once, and she was definitely doing a crossword.

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London

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I guess if one was lying on his back, and the girl sat on top of him. And then one came in from behind her. And then the other one, very bendy, bent himself backwards with his penis sticking out, and came in from the side? That would do it. Please can someone with experience of this explain.
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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yeah, I don't know. I've not seen it, I just saw it on her wiki page. A bit of research suggests that one or two of the dongs involved might be made of plastic.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by London:
How can you do a triple anal? I mean, in terms of the positioning of the male bodies? I can just about understand a double one, but a triple? Please explain.

Well the double is usually achieved in the straightforward sandwich configuration.

I've never seen a triple, but I assume it would require the female to lay face-up, on top of two inward-angled males. Once their cocks were safely inserted, the third male could climb aboard and attempt to enter.

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Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
A bit of research suggests that one or two of the dongs involved might be made of plastic.

Oh that's just fucking pathetic.

I think my theory would work, although you might need a fifth party to act as Insertion Co-ordinator or Goatser.

[ 17.01.2008, 11:44: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]

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scrawny
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Logisitics aside, I'm feeling pretty weird about the idea of three cocks fighting for space in one butt. Weird in an existential sort of way.

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scrawny
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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Well the double is usually achieved in the straightforward sandwich configuration.

I've never seen a triple, but I assume it would require the female to lay face-up, on top of two inward-angled males. Once their cocks were safely inserted, the third male could climb aboard and attempt to enter.

I wondered about this - but in that case, where would the camera be? I'm assuming she's not doing this at home, for fun.

Benway's plastic fantastic theory would make mroe sense, although it does serve to diminish the achievement somewhat.

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froopyscot
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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by London:
[qb] I've never seen a triple, but I assume it would require the female to lay face-up, on top of two inward-angled males. Once their cocks were safely inserted, the third male could climb aboard and attempt to enter.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by scrawny:
I wondered about this - but in that case, where would the camera be? I'm assuming she's not doing this at home, for fun.

Benway's plastic fantastic theory would make mroe sense, although it does serve to diminish the achievement somewhat.

I suppose the camera could be mounted inside the dildo. [Frown]
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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WHATEVER

[ 17.01.2008, 11:57: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]

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London

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why did you edit that? i hadn't read it yet!
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dang65
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I think I've solved it, but I started typing the solution and then realised it would be irresponsible as a dwarf, a former Japanese prisoner of war and a man with a 14" willy might read my theory and try to test it out at home.
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dance margarita
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i dont think it would be a matter of angling inwards. i think youd need one guy with a really long and flexible member, lying underneath a guy with a really short and stubby member. and then the lady and then someone in the missionary position. thats just my theory, off the top of my head. theres probably a really obvious logisitcal issue that i havent thought about though.

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dance margarita
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lol, dp when talking about tp!

[ 17.01.2008, 12:15: Message edited by: dance margarita ]

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scrawny
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Aha - of course the size of the member would help, although there's something again slightly disappointing about the idea that all three cocks wouldn't be uniformly sized and beautifully matched.

Not much fun for the guy on the bottom though.

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Abby
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When I read Jenna Jameson's 'book' I was delighted to discover the term 'airtight'!

Anyway. I am currently in Colorado! Yeah - bet you all noticed I haven't been about this week?

I am at a conference and it is pretty banging. The catering, accommodation and even the sciency goodness have been excellent. AND I have been skating on a deserted lake with sparkly lights in the trees, skiing, and been in an outdoor hot tub in the snow! I bought excellent new ski trousers and today is the last day of work then I get 3 days skiing. It is about -20C at base level though. Brr.

I am pretty exhausted as we have lectures from 8am-11am, then ski until 5pm and have lectures until 10pm. Then drinking until ~1am. Luckily my bed is 7ft wide so I get high quality sleep for a short period.

9/10

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quote:
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Anyway. I am currently in Colorado!

waves 2,000 miles to the west
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froopyscot
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silly ralph. there are waves only about 1200 miles west of colorado.

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H1ppychick
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Up until about 5.45, I'd have said that this week has been trending up from maybe a 5/10 at the weekend - having to work both days but getting paid ridiculous contractor rates for it to compensate - up towards a 7 or an 8 as we were getting out of the woods of our reporting cycle, only for the powers-that-be to decide that they want to bugger about with the numbers at the last minute.

Still therefore stuck at work waiting for my colleagues in India to do their bit of the job so that I can check it and give it the AOK, and I'm on a day rate and don't get overtime.

I will also have to repeat some work tomorrow which has already been through about 4 iterations, therefore extending yet another day into overtime.

about 2/10, and that's being kind.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by froopyscot:
silly ralph. there are waves only about 1200 miles west of colorado.

I knew you were going to say something like that.

How's winter treating the froopsters? My section of our wonderful state is setting records for snowfall.

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dang65
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quote:
Originally posted by scrawny:
Not much fun for the guy on the bottom though.

I thought they were all on the bottom. [Confused]

My config was:

1. Man with very long willy lies down on his back.

2. Analee (ha! look! that's a real girl's name isn't it? - I mean, the lady who is to be analled) gets on top, front down, bottom in the air.

3. Long willy man enters.

4. Incredibly thin man enters, facing same way as lady.

5. Dwarf slots in behind thin man, entering the middle of the willy sandwich.

(Has to be dwarf so as not to obstruct Guiness Book Of Records camera crew.)

Do not try this at home

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quote:
Originally posted by Abby:
When I read Jenna Jameson's 'book' I was delighted to discover the term 'airtight'!

aka Tupper-whore™

quote:
Originally posted by dang65:
(Has to be dwarf so as not to obstruct Guiness Book Of Records camera crew.)

Norris Muck-Squirter and Roy Arsehole?

Lubrication, lubrication,
Lubrication, that's what you need,
If you wanna be the best,
If you wanna beat the rest,
Oh-oh lubrication's what you need,
If you wanna be a three-cock-taker!
Oooooh!


I'm here, all weak...

[ 18.01.2008, 04:19: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]

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Lickapaw#2
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So now we've got two ways of entering, so how on earth are those three chaps going to co-ordinate some inny-outy action?

Edit: Lol @ TMO for starting a conversation about the quality of the Wednesday workplace and moving almost seamlessly onto TP!

[ 18.01.2008, 04:58: Message edited by: Lickapaw#2 ]

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Lickapaw#2:
So now we've got two ways of entering, so how on earth are those three chaps going to co-ordinate some inny-outy action?

That'd be down to her.

There's a video on Cheggit that claims to include this act, with three real cocks. I haven't downloaded it yet, but don't say I don't do my research.

I'm starting to think some sort of specially modified automatic sex chair might be necessary...

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whatever happened to waynester?
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