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I'm just saying. I mean, yeah, I get it. It's 2008 and we all don't do meats any more. Hahaha, meats! How lame! Jesus! You don't need to keep wanking on about it as though you're far too fucking good to meet up with some people off an internet board. WE GET HOW FUCKING COOL YOU ARE SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
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Sorry everyone, it’s not like I don’t want to go. I really do! But money’s so tight at the moment I just can’t afford it right now. Can we do another one in a month or two?
I’m still kind of in two minds about it, I mean I could just bum my overdraft for it. It just doesn’t seem totally sensible for me to do that, y’know?
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No, not me. I wanted to go. But I was also primed to schmooze with my colleagues. This company works very, very socially, unfortunately and I really would like to be on my projected target for my 30k@30yo. But it's ok. I'll go for a piss up with you guys because London's off her tits on hormones.
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Well mine was money issues, but then I realised to rush back for my shitty four hour job, the earlier ticket would cost me those four hours of work anyway, so I thought "fuck it , might as well stay"
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I'm hoping Captain Mainwaring (pronounced 'Mannering') will be on there. He was pretty great. And Compo. He was somewhat great, too.
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I'm actually 2 stone thinner, but something's gone wrong with how I reflect light, making it look like my shirts are straining to stay in one piece, and my jowls are hanging beneath my chin.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: I'm actually 2 stone thinner, but something's gone wrong with how I reflect light, making it look like my shirts are straining to stay in one piece, and my jowls are hanging beneath my chin.
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: remember when ringo turned up to a meet one time and we were all like "!!!!!"
that's what I'm rocking at the moment.
Wait, what? What are you talking about?
Actually one of the things I was most looking forward to about the meet was people like "omg you look amazing, like a normal human being not like a hairy version of Sadsack"
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Oh man. How annoying. This is one meat that I possibly could have participated in - Breast Meat. I would have eclisped all other mamms with my shuddering, fleshy zeppelins. Until someone made a remarkably crass comment about them by way of saying hello, prompting me to punch them in the face and then leave. So perhaps it's best that I'm not going.
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So. Breastmeet2. Is anybody around in the afternoon at all so we can start a bit early? I know Damo said he could be there at 6.30 but do any other slackers on here not have jobs or have the day off and could potentially hook up at like, 5pm or something?
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