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Louche
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If it doesn't matter
All that much if you fuck up
Can I play too?

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Lickapaw#2
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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Intercourse with necks...
Is it the new skull-fucking?
Which orifice next?

"Bonking eye sockets
Is satisfying," says Black.
"They're very squelchy."

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Thorn Davis

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ralph and Misc obviously both drank a pint of spastic for breakfast, because otherwise they would know that the five/ seven/ five 'rule' is really just an invented English alteration to the Haiku, and is more of a guideline than a rule, and is actually the result of an imprecise translation. Furthermore, if you're going to go super-literal about the form, you should also acknowledge that many of the poems here aren't to do with season or the natural world, which is traditional for the haiku. So if you must be pendantic try being consistently so, rather than blunder in with a correction that exposes your greater ignorance.

[ 14.02.2008, 09:14: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]

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Ringo

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a dry dusty kiss
the texture of old leather
dead girls are more fun

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Do you really have
A younger sis, lickapaw?
Can Ringo kill her?

[ 14.02.2008, 09:16: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]

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Lickapaw#2
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Any chance you can reduce all that into the 5, 7, 5 formula, Thorn? [Big Grin]

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Lickapaw#2
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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Do you really have
A younger sis, lickapaw?
Does she do anal?

Sorry Misc, I don't.
I do have an older bro.
I'll send him a text.

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Louche
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quote:
Originally posted by Lickapaw#2:
Sorry Misc, I don't.
I do have an older bro.
I'll send him a text.

Will he buy a card
and send it on to me?
I haven't got one.

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Thorn Davis

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Misc and ralph posting
clever comes out sounding like
"Huuuneerrguuhflerrrbbbrr"

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Lickapaw#2
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quote:
Originally posted by Louche:


Will he buy a card
and send it on to me?
I haven't got one.
[/QUOTE]

I'll send one more text.
Everyone deserves a card
on Valentine's day.

Misc, he wants to know
Do you do anal, my lad?
Sounds quite keen to me.

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ralph

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laugh out loud at thorn
busting my stones yet again
drinks pint of spastic

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rooster
"When You're Hungry For A Big Cock!"
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No chocs this morning
Don’t bother with them later
Next day half off sale

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Ringo

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Single on v-day
it's not the end of the world
guilt-free porno day!

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Lickapaw#2
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Fap-fap-fap-fap-fap,
Fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap,
Fap-fap-fap-fap-fap!



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Louche
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I don't want your bro
If he wants to anal Misc.
I wanted more class.

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Lickapaw#2
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I thought Misc's anus
Was the most prestigious hole
in the UK, Louche.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
I don't want your bro
If he wants to anal Misc.
I wanted more class.

There's a old saying,
That beggars can't be choosers.
[Frown] [Frown] [Frown] [Frown] [Frown]

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Lickapaw#2
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I just spied your sig.
Misc, what are those numbers for?
I would like to know.

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Louche
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I don't care about
the numbers in Misc's sig.
But I am v bored.

[ 14.02.2008, 09:53: Message edited by: Louche ]

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Thorn Davis

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Start a new thread, then
Why always wait for others
To entertain you?

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froopyscot
nibbled to death by an okapi
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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
So if you must be pendantic try being consistently so, rather than blunder in with a correction that exposes your greater ignorance.

in a morning's thread
verse does not meet thorn's muster
all hail, king pedant

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Louche
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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
Start a new thread, then
Why always wait for others
To entertain you?

Brain is empty
of all original thought.
Need help to think.

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Thorn Davis

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Read with your eyes. See,
That I was defending verse
'gainst needless criticism

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
Read with your eyes. See,
That I was defending verse
'gainst needless criticism

That criticism
Was also in verse, Davis
Despite your dislike

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
drinks pint of spastic

Baaaaaaaaaannnneeeeeeeer!!

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Louche
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Also, still feel like
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Sidney
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saucy underwear
a present for both of us
unless he wears it

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Sidney
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what are those noises
coming from mum and dad's room?
bad mental image

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Louche
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Rudely interrupted.
Hello Sidders!
This is not a haiku.

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Sidney
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just tried on undies
watching McKeith on telly
would arouse much more

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Sidney
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hello louche my dear!
have been meaning to mail you
but i am shit, see

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Lickapaw#2
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quote:
Originally posted by Sidney:
saucy underwear
a present for both of us
unless he wears it

Hairy man in thong
Elastic stretching too far
I can see your balls!

Bra that doesn't fit
He's padded them with his socks
Still unhooked at back

Stockings are too short.
Are you taking the piss, love?
Manky, netted feet.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Lickapaw#2:
Hairy man in thong
Elastic stretching too far
I can see your balls!

Your haiku offends
removes thong; puts on boxers
you've ruined my day

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Lickapaw#2
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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
[QUOTE]
you've ruined my day

In the nation where
they say, 'have a nice day', is
this the worst put down?

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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Happy birthday me
All you fuckers have forgot
I'm an NPC.

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