quote:Originally posted by jnhoj: I'm blaming the decline on tmo on all the fucking...the fucking..I can barely say it...
parents
Or... The fact that most of us have grown up a bit and the idea of 'cool' and 'trendy' by ingesting as many chemicals as possible and shagging whatever moved in a piss soaked loo as some crackhead does lines off your asscheek isn't as attractive as it used to be.
FFS, everyone whinges about the decline of TMO. Most of us that are here have 'known' each other for almost 10 years... Well, closer to 10 years than not anyway. That's a fucking long time on the interweb.
Stop fucking whinging. Stop trying to find blame. And spunk in a cup for Glastonbury!
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And when I say "most of us", I of course mean those of us with kids whilst the rest of you tenuously hang onto vestiges of 'what that was' while the people you hang out with secretly laugh behind your back calling you "dirty old man" and "clapped out ho"
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Last week on the way to work, I found three or four crackheads doing lines off my asscheeks. The terrible part was that they'd probably been there for ages, and everybody had seen them, yet nobody said anything to me. Embarrassing.
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I want to do al ot of holidaying this year. I'd like to go to portugal for a weekend to see my friend carlos, a festival in barcelona estavalle? something? And then back to Italy to see my ex / some friends and just hang out.
quote:Originally posted by jnhoj: And my vote is going for Mikee to be the next person to fling his spunk juice into a vagina.
Interesting phrasing. Makes it seem acrobatic, like he's going to somehow project it through the air across the room. Hey babe, hold still, I call this one the 'penis trebuchet'
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That's the way I'm going to do it, because then I can say to my offspring
"Son, you were once part of the Penis Based vagina Attack Air Force, flying through the air at roughly 25 mph, you not penetrated your target, you NAILED IT!
And if it's a girl, I'm going to make my sure my wife has a very powerful reprodutive system so she can fire her eggs out into the air, and then I fire my spunk into the air, and then there will be a miracle mid air conception.
Then we'll have to put that back inside with our fingers but you know.
quote:Originally posted by jnhoj: That's the way I'm going to do it, because then I can say to my offspring
"Son, you were once part of the Penis Based vagina Attack Air Force, flying through the air at roughly 25 mph, you not penetrated your target, you NAILED IT!
Brilliant. Like the final attack scene in Return of the Jedi.
Jnohnj: Almost there... almost there...
Splayedfemalecompanion:Stay on target!
Perhaps you could even wear Star Wars costumes, though you'd presumably have to cut out strategic holes to make it all work properly.
quote:Originally posted by sabian: The fact that most of us have grown up a bit and the idea of 'cool' and 'trendy' by ingesting as many chemicals as possible and shagging whatever moved in a piss soaked loo as some crackhead does lines off your asscheek isn't as attractive as it used to be.
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