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McDirts
TMO Member

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Hi team.

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Cherry In Hove
Channel 39

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I think if there was a vote between who should stay out of ralph and McDirts, McDirts would win by a landslide so he's doing alrigh.

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McDirts
TMO Member

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In your face Ralph, you stupidhead. You're lame here, you're lame there. See? Sucking ass doesn't work, you've got to keep shit real yo. Motherfuckers can tell if your shits not for real.

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Ringo

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I like McDirts and Lilo. Also, according to Facebook, Babb is a hott chick, which is fine by me also.

By contrast, Ralph is a middle aged man with a beard who lives in the woods. I don't think our lives are really comparable.

Sorry Ralph, them's the breaks.

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McDirts
TMO Member

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PWND!!11!!! OMFG!!111!!!! FOLR!!!11!!

RALPH U R SO FCKNG LAME. TRUE.!!11

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Lilo
TMO Member

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Poor Ralph.

But yay me!

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New Way Of Decay

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I'm going to vote we keep McDirts because 'shit packed up tight' made me lol in an open office of 40 plus people.

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McDirts
TMO Member

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AND THAT'S FO SHIZZLE YO.

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ralph

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I never suggested that McDirts should leave. Hell, I invited him here. I'm a little hurt by the anti-ralph sentiment though.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Cherry In Hove:
I think if there was a vote between who should stay out of ralph and McDirts, McDirts would win by a landslide so he's doing alrigh.

Is there, in your opinion CiH, anyone that I would defeat in a similar vote?

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Lilo
TMO Member

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At least you still have your 'day', eh Ralph?

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ralph

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heh. No. It was only celebrated once. And by celebrated I mean not celebrated.

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Lilo
TMO Member

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That's not what you say on the other place.

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ralph

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I know. I lied to make McDirts jealous. [Embarrassed]

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Lilo
TMO Member

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Oh dear, Ralph.

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ralph

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This was the only good thing to come out of ralph day. Thanks, Misc. [Smile]

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MiscellaneousFiles

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You should see what I'm planning for next RalphDay!

[Big Grin]

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ralph

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You missed it. It was in January, 2008. But nobody cared. [Frown]

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MKandy
TMO Member

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What was this thread about? I forget.

Incidentally, I believe most men are wank machines, though not taking an opportunity to wank purely because they're thinking of sex, but because wanking relieves boredom for a bit.

Maybe i'm wrong though, and i should stop wanking so much... starting now .

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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap

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quote:
Originally posted by Abby:

quote:
Urban Dictionary:
the pre-orgasmal point of no return for men during the sexual act, where failing to blurt your mess will result in blue balls
I thought is was just after you have come, and are just squeezing the last bit out, while pulling a strange face (as if drinking vinegar)?

I thought it was because douching with vinegar used to be a method of contraception in Ye Olden Days?

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McDirts
TMO Member

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I'm going with the first definition, but whatever it is, hey, it sounds good when dropped in conversation.

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Abby
Slave Girl of Gor

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I think we need to reach some kind of consensus. Using this phrase inappropriately could prove highly embarrassing. Vote now!

Also here is a fun riddle...

...if my laptop is running really slowly, and it is not full, it does not need defragmenting and there are no overt signs of virus, what is it?

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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap

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You need a new laptop?

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by Abby:
I think we need to reach some kind of consensus. Using this phrase inappropriately could prove highly embarrassing. Vote now!

Also here is a fun riddle...

...if my laptop is running really slowly, and it is not full, it does not need defragmenting and there are no overt signs of virus, what is it?

Vinegar Strokes is exactly that, the last strokes where orgasm produces faces akin to drinking vinegar. See also Jester's Shoes: the point of orgasm where the toes curl up.

2nd: could be any fucking thing.

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MKandy
TMO Member

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quote:
Originally posted by Abby:

Also here is a fun riddle...

...if my laptop is running really slowly, and it is not full, it does not need defragmenting and there are no overt signs of virus, what is it?

ctrl + alt + delete, open task manager, go to 'processes' and have a look at what processes are using your cpu the most

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Babb
TMO Member

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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Also, according to Facebook, Babb is a hott chick, which is fine by me also.

Really? Where on earth on Facebook does it say that?

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Babb
TMO Member

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quote:
Originally posted by MKandy:
What was this thread about? I forget.

Incidentally, I believe most men are wank machines, though not taking an opportunity to wank purely because they're thinking of sex, but because wanking relieves boredom for a bit.

Maybe i'm wrong though, and i should stop wanking so much... starting now .

Girls wank out of boredom too, you know. And to get to sleep.

[ 01.09.2008, 09:39: Message edited by: Babb ]

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MKandy
TMO Member

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For some reason I don't associate wanking with women, probably because the hand gesture used to single out a wanker doesn't really fit with how women masturbate, unless i'm really mistaken, in which case i might have to try it that way some day.

However, if i'm right, I think women frig themselves to get to sleep.

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Ringo

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quote:
Originally posted by Babb:

quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Also, according to Facebook, Babb is a hott chick, which is fine by me also.

Really? Where on earth on Facebook does it say that?

I couldn't possibly qualify this statement without sounding like some kind of Ralphesque stalker. So I won't.

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Cherry In Hove
Channel 39

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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
I couldn't possibly qualify this statement without sounding like some kind of Ralphesque stalker. So I won't.

But... From ralph's list of friends, it was fairly obvious who Babb was. And there is a photo.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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ralph

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That's not Babb! That's Elizabeth Babbin, who I used to work with in New York City. Babb is no longer in my Facebook friends list. She culled me some time ago. Or I culled her. I can't remember anymore.

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