quote:Originally posted by Babb: I have two before I leave the house. I'm a dirt bag.
First thing I do when I get out of bed is put on my dressing gown and go and have a fag in the garden. I was going to post my routine but every time I start people come and talk to me and I have to minimise and I lose my flow.
I bet ralph has failed at giving up smoking again.
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My dressing gown is fucking cool. I've had it since i was 15 and it's been washed so much that it's really worn through so the neighbours probably get a nice view of my penis in the morning.
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I own a dressing gown. I wear it whilst cooking a lot of the time, therefore it now has little spittles of olive oil on it, which is a shame really.
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I have one but I wore it once while cutting my hair and now it's a bit too itchy to wear. I've tried washing it several times but it hasn't sorted it out.
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quote:Originally posted by Louche: Is it paisly, Cherry?
Your dressing gown, not your penis, obvly.
It's striped with vertical Red, Yellow, Green and Blue stripes.
Oddly enough the yellow stripes are the ones that have worn away and are almost completely threadbare while the other ones have maintained their penis covering integrity.
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quote:Originally posted by Suckmonster: I wear a cape in the morning before I've gotten dressed. Capas are fantastic.
I want a cape.
My dressing gown is leopard print. It was a Christmas present from my mum years ago, and at first I only kept it because it was a present from my mum but now I love it and never ever want to be without it. Even though it is leopard print.
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My dressing gown has a towelling lining so I can put it on straight out of the shower and it makes me nice and dry.
It's not towelling on the outside, though, that'd be chavvy.
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quote:Originally posted by Cherry In Hove:
quote:Originally posted by Louche: Oh, yes, do! You could drape it over that tree you keep talking about.
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I would love a leopard print dressing gown. Do they do them for men? They've got to as I'm sure that Rock Stars wear leopard print dressing gowns.
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quote:Originally posted by Cherry In Hove: Perhaps my bay tree? That wouldn't support the weight of a dressing gown.
Bay tree! That's the thing. You should drape yourseld, in your dressing gown, prvocatively over your bay tree. probably a good idea to conceal the cock before posting the picture, though.
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I'd like a beautiful white waffle type one, but it would only end up getting ruined. A white dressing gown is probably a terrible idea, like white underpants, but still.
Anyway now I like to prance around in my jockeys, showing off my ink.
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