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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by Babb:
I have two before I leave the house. I'm a dirt bag.

First thing I do when I get out of bed is put on my dressing gown and go and have a fag in the garden. I was going to post my routine but every time I start people come and talk to me and I have to minimise and I lose my flow.

I bet ralph has failed at giving up smoking again.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Cherry In Hove:
I bet ralph has failed at giving up smoking again.

Yeah. I'll probably get the cancer someday, but at least I don't own (or wear) a dressing gown.
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quote:
Originally posted by Cherry In Hove:
First thing I do when I get out of bed is put on my dressing gown and go and have a fag in the garden.

Someone buy this man a smoking jacket, ffs.
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Cherry In Hove
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My dressing gown is fucking cool. I've had it since i was 15 and it's been washed so much that it's really worn through so the neighbours probably get a nice view of my penis in the morning.
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Go on...

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Lilo
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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
quote:
Originally posted by Cherry In Hove:
I bet ralph has failed at giving up smoking again.

Yeah. I'll probably get the cancer someday, but at least I don't own (or wear) a dressing gown.
You don't own a dressing gown? Everyone owns a dressing gown!
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Cherry In Hove:
My dressing gown is fucking cool.

Dear. Lord.
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Suckmonster
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I don't.
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Lilo:
You don't own a dressing gown? Everyone owns a dressing gown!

I don't know one man who owns a dressing gown. Must be a British (ghey) thing.
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Zygote
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I own a dressing gown. I wear it whilst cooking a lot of the time, therefore it now has little spittles of olive oil on it, which is a shame really.
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Imagine my surprise. [Roll Eyes]
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Ringo

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I have one but I wore it once while cutting my hair and now it's a bit too itchy to wear. I've tried washing it several times but it hasn't sorted it out.
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Louche
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Is it paisly, Cherry?

Your dressing gown, not your penis, obvly.

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Babb
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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
quote:
Originally posted by Lilo:
You don't own a dressing gown? Everyone owns a dressing gown!

I don't know one man who owns a dressing gown. Must be a British (ghey) thing.
My boyfriend has a dressing gown. I like wearing it because it's about 50 sizes too big for me. I might steal it.

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I bet if Prince had a penis it would be paisley.
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Suckmonster
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I wear a cape in the morning before I've gotten dressed. Capas are fantastic.
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Louche
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I've got a dressing gown that billows. I like billowing.
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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
Is it paisly, Cherry?

Your dressing gown, not your penis, obvly.

It's striped with vertical Red, Yellow, Green and Blue stripes.

Oddly enough the yellow stripes are the ones that have worn away and are almost completely threadbare while the other ones have maintained their penis covering integrity.

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Cherry In Hove
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My penis is so big that I can't get far enough away from it to discern exactly what colour it is.
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Louche
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I am quite thrilled by the thought of that striped dressing gown. How fabulous. I envy it slightly.
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Cherry In Hove
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I'll take a photo of it later and put it on the internet.
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quote:
Originally posted by Cherry In Hove:
I'll take a photo of it later and put it on the internet.

Your penis is so big it has its own account on Facebook. It 'added me as a friend' last week.
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Louche
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Oh, yes, do! You could drape it over that tree you keep talking about.
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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
Oh, yes, do! You could drape it over that tree you keep talking about.

I don't remember ever talking about a tree [Confused]
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Lilo
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quote:
Originally posted by Suckmonster:
I wear a cape in the morning before I've gotten dressed. Capas are fantastic.

I want a cape.

My dressing gown is leopard print. It was a Christmas present from my mum years ago, and at first I only kept it because it was a present from my mum but now I love it and never ever want to be without it. Even though it is leopard print.

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H1ppychick
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My dressing gown has a towelling lining so I can put it on straight out of the shower and it makes me nice and dry.

It's not towelling on the outside, though, that'd be chavvy.

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Louche
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
Oh, yes, do! You could drape it over that tree you keep talking about.

I don't remember ever talking about a tree [Confused]
It might be a juniper bush?
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Cherry In Hove
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I would love a leopard print dressing gown. Do they do them for men? They've got to as I'm sure that Rock Stars wear leopard print dressing gowns.
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Zygote
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I think we should all take photos of our dressing gowns tonight and post them here.

I am particularly excited by Lilo's leopard print one.

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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
It might be a juniper bush?

Oh. Perhaps my bay tree? That wouldn't support the weight of a dressing gown.
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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
It's not towelling on the outside, though, that'd be chavvy.

Mine is 100% towelling material. I'm proud of it, even if H1ppy thinks I'm a chav.
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Fucking hell. UK Dressing gown = US robe. Yeah...that's fine then. As you were...

[ 22.08.2008, 11:19: Message edited by: ralph ]

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Louche
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quote:
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Perhaps my bay tree? That wouldn't support the weight of a dressing gown.

Bay tree! That's the thing. You should drape yourseld, in your dressing gown, prvocatively over your bay tree. probably a good idea to conceal the cock before posting the picture, though.
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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I'd like a beautiful white waffle type one, but it would only end up getting ruined. A white dressing gown is probably a terrible idea, like white underpants, but still.

Anyway now I like to prance around in my jockeys, showing off my ink.

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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I guess £15 isn't too much
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