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Lilo
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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
So what was the idea behind that? "Hmm these pyjama bottoms worn at 3 in the afternoon make me look a bit slovenly. I still remember the odd trick or two though! These pearls will give me the formal touch I need to get away with wearing jim-jams to the office".

My dog died this morning. I was dressed in work clothes at the time. When I came back home, I was a bit of an emotional wreck and managed to drop a glass of juice on my skirt. I went upstairs and put on my jim jam bottoms on as they were the first thing I came across. I couldn't be bothered to take my tshirt, cardigan or necklace off.
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New Way Of Decay

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Keep getting caught hanging around in the house in your jockeys? Some sock suspenders will give you the sophisticated look you desire.

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ooof, you're fucking cold, Thorn.

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Lilo
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Yeah, Thorn. How dare you not know by the power of mind alone that my dog died this morning. You insensitive mong.
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quote:
Originally posted by Abby:
I have a black toweling one for the cold...

I also own a black towelling DeeGee, but I'm thinking of moving upmarket now I've found out it's chavvy. It's also covered in white cat fur, which isn't a terribly good look, I admit. Still, I suppose I only wear it if I'm ill.

ETA: Sorry about your dog, lilo. [Frown]

[ 22.08.2008, 12:27: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]

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New Way Of Decay

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You did mention it before Thorn went all China on your Tibetan ass.

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Abby
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What?! Chavvy! It is from fucking John Lewis I'll have you know.
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Lilo
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
You did mention it before Thorn went all China on your Tibetan ass.

Well, yeah, but he wasn't to know the exact reasons why I had my top half 'work' and bottom half 'unemployed', was he?

Plus, how can you expect a man who leaves dogs on the motorway to care about my poor dead dog, anyway?

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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quote:
Originally posted by Lilo:
Yeah, Thorn. How dare you not know by the power of mind alone that my dog died this morning. You insensitive mong.

I did think that the pearls / pj thing was probably because of this. [Frown]

[ 22.08.2008, 12:33: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]

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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
You did mention it before Thorn went all China on your Tibetan ass.

Well look at you being all... 'Hey I'll ride the coat-tails of Thorn's joke and... oh... oh Thorn you evil bastard.'

Very sorry to hear about your dog Lilo. FWIW I thought pearls and pyjamas was quite a good look in a 'demented woman at the supermarket' kind of way.

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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
I did think that the pearls / pj thing was probably because of this. [Frown]

Right. I see how this is working. This is why you were emailing those comments saying 'Here, post this one up. And this one. Here, and this one' instead of doing it yourself.
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mart
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I think pearls and pyjamas is about the sexiest look I've ever seen.
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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I'm just trying to score points. I'm that sleazy, turtle neck wearing villain in a romcom who comforts the love interest after the main character accidentally upsets them when a well meaning plan goes horribly wrong. Later on, I'll end up driving my shiny MG into a lake, and then some secretly recorded rant will be played at a public gathering, both exposing me for the evil bastard I am, and revealing just how generous, loving, and warm hearted you really are. In fact, it will be revealed that I'm just trying to get my hands on lilo's money so I can pay my gambling debts, and that actually, I can't stand her or her family or her kookie friend who never liked me anyway.

[ 22.08.2008, 12:40: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]

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Thorn Davis

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Has anyone else just caught themselves trying to work out how attractive Lilo might be, based on a photo of her wearing a leopard skin dressing gown over her work clothes and pyjama bottoms, with her head cut off from the neck up? I'm having difficulty getting a frame of reference.
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mart
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Yes [Frown]
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quote:
Originally posted by Abby:
What?! Chavvy! It is from fucking John Lewis I'll have you know.

Blame H1ppy:

quote:
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
My dressing gown has a towelling lining so I can put it on straight out of the shower and it makes me nice and dry.

It's not towelling on the outside, though, that'd be chavvy.

See?
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Lilo
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Can you shut up please Thorn.
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quote:
Originally posted by Abby:
ralph - what did you think a dressing gown was that resulted in such scorn?

I assumed it was a cross between a dress and an even fancier dress.
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quote:
Originally posted by Lilo:
Can you shut up please Thorn.

Good luck with that.

Again, sorry about your dog. It wasn't Jack, was it?

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Lilo
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No, Ralph. It wasn't Jack. Jack's still alive. But he's very confused by the lack of Angel. He keeps searching the house, then flopping down in front of me, then searching the garden, then flopping down again and repeat repeat repeat.

SAD FACE.

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[Frown]
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Abby
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quote:
I assumed it was a cross between a dress and an even fancier dress.
Oh yeah. That would be wierd.


Misc...I thought you meant that black toweling in particular was chavvy. Whereas we all know that it belies a darkly complex character.

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How're you holding up, Lilo?
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Zygote
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Sorry to hear about your dog, Lilo..

The dressing gown is astounding!

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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
You did mention it before Thorn went all China on your Tibetan ass.

Well look at you being all... 'Hey I'll ride the coat-tails of Thorn's joke and... oh... oh Thorn you evil bastard.'
Did it show?

Sorry about your dog, Lilo.

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Lilo
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Thanks everyone. We can stop talking about it now, though. It's not a very interesting topic for you all. And wine is making me feel better. Lovely lovely red wine.

So yeah, dressing gowns, eh?

[ 22.08.2008, 16:45: Message edited by: Lilo ]

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I'm not a fan of dressing gowns really, the only time i recall wearing one was at a posh hotel i stayed at for a christmas do. Me and a collegue made use of the hotel ones, refraining from wearing any sort of underpants. It was mildly liberating.

At home, i just use a towel should i need to parade around without getting dressed, or my new pyjama pants which are fully ace. They have 'Kapow', 'Blam' and other such words printed all over them.

[ 26.08.2008, 07:18: Message edited by: MKandy ]

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Kanye West
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I don't have pyjamas. When I was at university, I used to be quite jealous of my housemate's crisp grey M&S jammies, complete with a red trim and a crest on the pocket. In the midst of that hell, striding confidently downstairs in clean, ironed pj's was the equivalent of sipping malt whiskey and reading wordsworth while your imperial jungle settlement was being overrun and destroyed by drug crazed natives. Defiantly retaining dignity and Britishness as the chaos swallows all.

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Kanye West
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I'd mentioned that before haven't I.
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Kanye West
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sorry
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You should read the 'Band Gary Gliter from uk!' group on Facebook. It's the virtual equivalent of a howling mob.

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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
You should read the 'Band Gary Gliter from uk!' group on Facebook. It's the virtual equivalent of a howling mob.

This is harsh. Sure Leader of the Gang wasn't the best song ever, but if Paul McCartney can be forgiven for Mull of Kintyre, I don't see any problem with Glitter coming back.
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Kanye West
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I don't know if I should read that.
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I lied a bit there, it's only got a few posts, but the suggestions so far are that someone would bite off his nose and put the bloodied tip into his bottom and another suggests we should forcefully tattoo him with the info that he's a paedophile and that he's inviting us to kill him because of it.

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quote:
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I don't know if I should read that.

Why not?

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