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Topic: Before I put on my make up

ralph

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[ 27.08.2008, 08:46: Message edited by: ralph ]

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McDirts
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No. This site is my chance to turn a new corner. It's not going to be another place where I swap useless bits of shit banter with you. Kindly walk away and let some of the other posters make some reasoned and lucid comments about keeping their shit locked down tight yo.

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ralph

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[ 27.08.2008, 08:45: Message edited by: ralph ]

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McDirts
TMO Member

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that's a cheap stunt, you fag loser.

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ralph

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[ 27.08.2008, 08:55: Message edited by: ralph ]

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New Way Of Decay

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BUY A TICKET AND WATCH SOME METAL

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MiscellaneousFiles

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WHERE BOBO?

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McDirts
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ah yeah, this is the meat right here. This is the real shit. This is what I signed up for, the cut and thrust of insightful comment and fresh debate.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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If you like Barbelith so much, why don't you go live there?

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McDirts
TMO Member

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where Barbelith?

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MiscellaneousFiles

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McDirts
TMO Member

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something to do with bumholes?

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Ringo

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Yeah it sounds right up your alley

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McDirts
TMO Member

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shut it, you're putting me off my stroke. That picture misc posted, it's well hot.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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I found some more pics from later in the same series:

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McDirts
TMO Member

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fucking hell. The slags...

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MiscellaneousFiles

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)Φ(

Finished yet?

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Lilo
TMO Member

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Jesus Christ.

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McDirts
TMO Member

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just when I'm on the vinegar strokes you have to bring HIM into it.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by McDirts:
No. This site is my chance to turn a new corner.

quote:
Originally posted by McDirts:
just when I'm on the vinegar strokes you have to bring HIM into it.

:shakehead

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Babb
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quote:
Originally posted by McDirts:
just when I'm on the vinegar strokes you have to bring HIM into it.

Vinegar strokes?

[ 29.08.2008, 09:34: Message edited by: Babb ]

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ralph

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quote:
Urban Dictionary:
the pre-orgasmal point of no return for men during the sexual act, where failing to blurt your mess will result in blue balls

lol

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Babb
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I'd like to be a man for a day. Needless to say I'd do nothing but wank.

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ralph

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yeah. because that's all we do. [Roll Eyes]

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Abby
Slave Girl of Gor

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quote:
Urban Dictionary:
the pre-orgasmal point of no return for men during the sexual act, where failing to blurt your mess will result in blue balls

I thought is was just after you have come, and are just squeezing the last bit out, while pulling a strange face (as if drinking vinegar)?

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Babb
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yeah. because that's all we do.

No, because that's what I would do. Because I've never had a man-wank, so I'd want to try it lots.

You need to ditch the persecution complex, Roy.

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ralph

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I misunderstood you. I'm sorry. Yeah, if I could be a woman for one day I'd probably be a bit of a whore.

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Babb
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[Roy] Are you implying all women are whores?[/Roy]

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ralph

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In the same way you were implying that men are nothing but wank-machines.

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McDirts
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In the way that Roy clearly wants to know what it feels like to be penetrated, the massive Hom.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by McDirts:
No. This site is my chance to turn a new corner. It's not going to be another place where I swap useless bits of shit banter with you. Kindly walk away and let some of the other posters make some reasoned and lucid comments about keeping their shit locked down tight yo.

idiot

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McDirts
TMO Member

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hey, you were the one who said if he was a woman he'd be a bit of a whore. What other conclusions are there to be drawn? You want it up you, nothing wrong with that if that's what does the job for ol' Ralphy over there.

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Babb
TMO Member

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Who are you talking to?

And why do you keep adding 'yo' on to the end of your sentences?

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McDirts
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I'm talking to Ralph yo. He wants his shit packed up tight.

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ralph

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He was talking to me. Yet he keeps making snide remarks wherever I go. I think he might be stalking me. No idea why he keeps saying yo. I think he's trying (and failing) to endear himself to the good people here at tmo. Weak.

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