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Kanye West
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why don't you kill Richard Dawkins? I would.
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Ringo

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quote:
Originally posted by Kanye West:
why do you hate me?

Perhaps he didn't like the way you were walking with his son?
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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by Kanye West:
why don't you kill Richard Dawkins? I would.

I really like Richard Dawkins. I'd let him do me.
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Cherry In Hove:
I had leek and potato soup followed by quiche for dinner. I suspect this makes me at least half way to being a homosexer.

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Originally posted by Cherry In Hove:
I really like Richard Dawkins. I'd let him do me.

Looks like you got the rest of the way there. Well done.
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Kanye West
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would you let him give you a french kiss?
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Kanye West
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cup your balls?
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McDirts
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rICHARD dAWKINS, GOTHED UP, IN A Lolita hood.

mmmmmmm mmmm

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Kanye West
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I wouldn't let him near my balls. He'd have em. He'd have em away. Add em to his freaky-deaky collection of balls. No way. Not mine.

[ 05.09.2008, 06:38: Message edited by: Kanye West ]

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Cherry In Hove
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The video of him reading his e-mail was brilliant. well worth a watch.
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Cherry In Hove
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I'm not sure a video of me reading my e-mail would be quite as entertaining.
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Louche
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Richard Dawkins makes me irate.
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ralph

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Kittens and warm summer days make you irate.
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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
Richard Dawkins makes me irate.

You've misspelled "horny"

[ 05.09.2008, 06:47: Message edited by: Cherry In Hove ]

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ralph

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and "ralph"
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Black Mask

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quote:
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Why does my dad look so much like the Archbishop of Canterbury?

That's something you might want to ask your nan.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
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That's something you might want to ask your nan.

Sadly, I've got about as much chance of getting a reply from God.
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Benny the Ball
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quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
Richard Dawkins makes me irate.

I wouldn't mind him too much, if just once, once, he said "I may be wrong too, but..." - it's the whole "I'll prove I'm right by shouting about the thing that I hold all my faith in to be true" stuff that gets on my nerves.

I'd ask god why he was such a spiteful brat for the whole old testament stuff.

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froopyscot
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quote:
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
Richard Dawkins makes me irate.

I wouldn't mind him too much, if just once, once, he said "I may be wrong too, but..." - it's the whole "I'll prove I'm right by shouting about the thing that I hold all my faith in to be true" stuff that gets on my nerves.
Dawkins doesn't annoy me, he's just taken atheism with an almost religious fervor. So I guess he's no more annoying than any other fundimentalist.

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Give 'em .0139 fathoms and they'll take 80 chains.

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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he's trying to tell people something that is genuinely important, not just babbling some bullshit.

[ 07.09.2008, 09:43: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]

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Black Mask

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I read the other day that Larry Charles has a new movie in the pipeline. Religulous! Which, apparently, isn't meant to poke fun, rib, ruffle the feathers of or critique but to destroy all organised religion.

Can't wait.

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Kanye West
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they're showing that shizzle at the London Film Festival.
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Kanye West
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LOL
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Kanye West
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lol
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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
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lol

Best post of the day
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Louche
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Kanye West:
lol

Best post of the day
LOL!
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Zygote
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x

[ 24.09.2008, 09:49: Message edited by: Zygote ]

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Alright, Zygote?

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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i'm

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i'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song

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Zygote
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Aye, not bad NWoD. You?

My internet usage was mentioned by my boss recently, so I've been on a paranoia streak ever since.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Your boss sounds like a dick.
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Zygote
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She is. I intend to mutilate her.
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Louche
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Have you not been bankrupted by the credit crunch/economic downturn/global recession thing, Zygote? I thought your type were the first to go.
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Zygote
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I've not dealt in shares for about a year and a half now. I got myself a nice 'stable' job last year and have, hopefully, taken a safer career path. I think. It's fucking boring though, all told.
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Louche
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Oh, I am glad you're not having your washing machine repossessed or something. Can't you make your boss accept that the boringness of your job means you must have internet based relief.

That sounds a bit wrong.

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Zygote
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That's the argument that I would resort to, although I doubt that firms are as hesitant to sack people in the current economic environment, and I've sort of grown used to the idea of my pension. A pension! I'm a right tight arse these days, Louche. I've even started doing Mystery Shopping. I've got 94 points now! Not bad, eh. I feel like a professional spy. That's about as exciting as it gets these days.
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