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McDirts
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Bitch ass motherfuckers. Yo Chuck, pass me the mother fucking Ferrero Rocher, I'm gonna get Hazlenut praline on my mouth's ass.
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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Your mamma's got gold foil wrapping. You've got nougat on your couch. Wash your hands.

[ 28.11.2008, 11:33: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]

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McDirts
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Hotel D'Chocolat? your moms IS a mother fucking Hotel D'Chocolat. Shit there's a battalion of Islamic Terrorists still laying siege somewhere in her ass.
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ralph

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Oh McDirts. [Frown]
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McDirts
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What? What? I'm jus trash talking with my homo Benway. It's a cultural thing, you wouldn't understand. Cracker.
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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this chuckie cheese candy-assed motherfucker better step off.
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McDirts
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Motherfucker knew what time it WAS, but that was way back in '82. It's time for this dog to step up and spread some Twinkies on his ass, show the motherfucker that MC Dirts knows what motherfucking time it IS. Yo.
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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else I got a deuce deuce that's gonna push that whitebread bitch half way back to hicktown.
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McDirts
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Owwwwwwwwww! That Jacobs Cream has gots to be hurtin now!
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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by McDirts:
Isn't 'candy' a bit cheap at Christmas? Shouldn't it be posh chocolate?

Dude, I have to eat that posh shit all fucking year! Christmas is candy time. American candy time. It's... exotic. And... fun.

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Ringo

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what [Confused]
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McDirts
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You eat chocolate all year?? Are you a millionaire??? [Eek!]
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quote:
Originally posted by Black Mask:
Christmas is candy time. American candy time. It's... exotic. And... fun.

You've got it wrong, man, Hallowe'en is American candy time. Everyone knows that.
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ralph

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Even *I* know that. Christ.
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McDirts
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Can you do a deal BM? Tell me it aint too late for ya? Will all that candy keep till All Hallow's Eve 09?
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I don't intend to eat very much of it. It's for the Masketeers, really. They wanted to buy the Firebox package of American candy. I thought it was overpriced, so I looked on the web for an alternative. I got a bit carried away. I'm not keen on American candy, on the whole. I quite like Lifesavers, and I've been known to eat a Hershey kiss. But, i work around the corner from a Maison du Chocolat and...

Sorry, chinese has arrived

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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ooh, be careful. I had a chinese the other night. Proper mad dreams all night, felt sick all day the next day. It was like eating hash, only mad salty.

[ 28.11.2008, 14:36: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]

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Ringo

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Saturday's drifting was awesome, in case anyone care's. The Spazda didn't even blow up a little bit, and I didn't get beaten up by anyone. The best bit was coming terrifyingly close to smashing my car up by sliding backwards into another car, but narrowly missed much to the amusement of everyone involved.

Look here, there are pictures and everything. Pretty sick, huh?

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Ringo - why has your car got a great big G code in front of it ?

Very wanky way of image protection that feller uses - most of the image is obscured, and the navigation is pathetic. Your driving skillz look good though chap.

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Ringo

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Yeah it's pretty lame. i think it's because he sells prints. He's the official photographer for Santa Pod and does all their drag photos. Even a watermark would be preferable.

As I was going past him I was trying to get it as sideways as possible so I could be totally square-on when I went past. A few times I took my hands off the wheel and waved mid-drift but it doesn't look like he caught any of those, unfortunately.

There are a few other galleries from the day, without any stupid banners, but annoyingly nobody but the official 'tog got any pictures of me.

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[Smile]

[ 01.12.2008, 12:44: Message edited by: Ringo ]

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who's the passenger?
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Ringo

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Friend of mine. A girl who likes drifting. Who ever thought there was such a creature?
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Amy
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your car is just too cute, ringers.

( Christ alive! I've just noticed that I've got 2800 posts. Only 200 more til 3000! How long have I been coming here? Even ralph has more posts than me, lol. )

[ 01.12.2008, 12:52: Message edited by: Amy ]

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Friend of mine. A girl who likes drifting. Who ever thought there was such a creature?

Certainly not I. Which is why I asked. I thought perhaps she was your girlfirend, and after a torturous afternoon of drifting you had promised to take her shoe shopping or something.
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mart
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That is quite clever panning from the photographer. I think. Or they were in motion as well. Or something.
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Ringo

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Thanks Amy

No Ralph she came willingly, and in fact had a really good time. Next time I'm going to make sure she has a go as well.

Mart, the guy was panning, standing still. That's without a tripod as well so I figure his camera has sone neat anti-shake features

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Amy
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np.

It's a great photo and without a tripod as well. Shouldn't you be wearing a helmut or something? Or is that silly?

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mart
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a helmut?
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Ringo

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Us drifters are fucking hardcore.

No but seriously most venues make you wear a helmet, but for some reason Santa Pod don't. They have a disclaimer that basically says that if you smash your brain box it's totally your own fault and not down to them.

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quote:
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a helmut?

So what? I'm having issues with my spelling today. You shouldn't correct people, it's not very becoming.
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Amy
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Us drifters are fucking hardcore.

No but seriously most venues make you wear a helmet, but for some reason Santa Pod don't. They have a disclaimer that basically says that if you smash your brain box it's totally your own fault and not down to them.

Well, I suppose as long as you know the risks. Although, I do think you should try to be careful. We wouldn't want you to accidentally smash your brain. [Wink]
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mart
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I was going to make a gag about Helmut Newton taking the photo, but realised that was, er, crap.
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mart
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Ringo, here's that same pic arsed about with for your pleasure.

(I was trying some new plug-ins)

oh bollocks to it

[ 01.12.2008, 15:40: Message edited by: mart ]

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