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I come bearing strange delights from the orient, such as have never before been witnessed upon these shores... Strange and magical trinkets for the little ones... mystical powders that will make your unspoken dreams become wakeful... the most potent elixirs of lustful bewitchment... All I ask is shelter from this foul night storm, this devil's playground... The rain has soaked me to the scalp, and my sodden clothes hang as loose and heavy as the limbs of birth-crippled lambs...
Linda reckons it's buy one get one free at greggs. I went there and they didn't have any donuts left. I'll try again tomorrow. I know I shouldn't, but I love to sit there and sometimes eat a whole box of donuts! It's naughty isn't it.Posts: 3821
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quote:Originally posted by squeegy: I know, the fun never ends!!
We know exactly what your life is like, squeegy, thanks to *this programme.
I've also watched a few films on the Nigeria Movies channel recently, so you could say I'm pretty much an authority on Africa.
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quote:With Mma Ramotswe's infamous quick wittedness and infallible instincts, the audience are once again embroiled in the murky world of scandals, misdeeds and skulduggery that come to pass for life in Botswana, South Africa.
Botswana, Southern Africa.
It's like calling a Kiwi and Australian. Except it rarely happens.
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It looks like we're going to have the warmest weekend of the year so far, and I've got a stinking cold type thing. Planning to spend the weekend in bed, getting up only to pee, drink black coffee and stand on the outside stairs in a dressing gown, smoking roll-ups made with menthol filters and liquorice rice the.
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you shouldn't smoke if you've got a cold. It'll lower your immune system, making the symptoms last longer. Hope that helps.
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quote:Originally posted by Kanye West: you shouldn't smoke if you've got a cold. It'll lower your immune system, making the symptoms last longer. Hope that helps.
quote:Originally posted by Cherry In Hove: You shouldn't really smoke ever. It's generally considered to be bad for you.
sound advice. The less you smoke, the less chance you've got from dying from a smoking related illness. This means that if you smoke a lot, then you've got more chance of dying from a smoking related illness, such as cockrot, eye-shrink, and bum spasms.
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Now you've given up fags Misc, I suggest you consider giving up your lard only diet. It is no wonder you have problems walking and have to wear pregnancy clothes.
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