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1. Slippers with Homer Simpson on. When you stub your toe, they go ‘d’oh’. They also do it when you kick a ball, or a cat. Or take them off and push them against the wall. Sometimes they go d’oh mysteriously in the middle of the night. I’d like a Homer condom. Just one. Thick. Reusable. Pair of light grey socks (ribbed). Green A-line shorts, nipped in at the waist with elastic and worn just above a rump of fat that makes me look like I have an American fanny. Stripey shirt (Dylan Jones would call it foxed, but it’s fucked really). I’m rocking the Victorian child at bedtime crossed with Truffle-shuffle.
2. Nada.
3. In Bruges. Very good. Like Sexy Beast with sightseeing.
4. Coconut and chocolate flapjack, plum, pear. Worked for me.
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1. I'm wearing jeans and a grey t-shirt that says 'death at sea' and a red hoodie thing over that and some nike air 95s on my trotters.
2. no real plans for the weekend at all. I would like to go to argos tomorrow morning to get an exercise mat. Apart from that, I'll probably do some gym, play some xbox, do some light cooking, and go on a walk.
3. last film i watched was Zombie Flesheaters 3 that I already mentioned. It was alright. I might go for Rambo tonight.
Vans lo-top -black Gap Jeans, slim fit - dark blue oh, missed these: Socks black, natch Pants, dark grey trunks? self created T-shirt dark blue, skinny fit, logo I ripped off from some guy on the internet scarf, srtipy brown by rocha john rocha rocha john black blazer from M&S which has seen better days
2 .Plans for weekend are a bit Ringoesque: Making a deck area in garden.
3. Last film I watched was "Mama Mia" which I actually enjoyed, mainly on account of watching Pierce Brosnan singing Abba songs. It clearly wasn't something he was entirely comfortable with, in fact it looked as if he was fighting every natural instinct in his body in order to force out the notes. Amazing.
4. Music, usual shit.
5. Lunch was ham and pickle sandwich, Coffee and custard creams for dessert.
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Is decking your garden Ringoesque? I would have thought a Ringoesque weekend would involve watching motorsports, working on cars, and getting drunk.
Indeed, this weekend I will be watching the F1 (getting up at 5.30 to watch as it's in stupid japan), changing the cylinder head on the Spazda, and possibly going round to a mate's house for drinks and PS3.
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I like how you all just coolly ignored 69 Comeback Elvis' comeback. If there were any women left in this forum they would all have been screaming 'Yay, Elvis!', and throwing virtual knickers. But you all dealt with it nice and calm, like proper menfolk. Kudos.
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I myself fell into such a swoon at his return, that I have only just recovered myself, and am as we speak removing my drawers.
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quote:Originally posted by London: I like how you all just coolly ignored 69 Comeback Elvis' comeback.
There might have been some excitement if it came off like a genuine comeback, rather than just Elvis swooping in for a couple of posts in the hope of some rapturous reception before immediately disappearing and pulling the same routine in ten months' time.
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engorged, salt encrusted fingers blindly disembowelling a greasy bag of chips... piping hot vinegar flowing down his chin and onto his 'Reading week 06' promotional tie.
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He made a big deal about having run out of things to say. Was that why he stopped posting? Or was he too busy? Bored? Annoyed. We'll never know now. I had some stuff I wanted to ask him still. Snippets of information. Never going to happen now. Never going to happen.
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He might have changed his habits, so as not to be harrassed by his remaining fans. Or kidnapped. If he was kidnapped he certainly wouldn't be allowed out for fish and chips.
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oh! I made a mistake. I was thinking of the word 'keeping' when I wrote 'peel' so I wrote 'peeling'. A sign of low intelligence.
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After the Tories win the next election Ben will turn up in an Al Queada video, trussed up to a chair begging David Cameron to pull whatever strings it takes to get him out and declaring that anyone who supported this awful war is "shit-thick cattle".
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