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but why not pick on Thorn for not knowing the meaning of the word squelch, hmmm? he *is* supposed to be an author, right? although I guess I'm an author too as I have the same number of novels published as he does...
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quote:Originally posted by ralph: I guess I'm an author too as I have the same number of novels published as he does...
Since you're such a big fan of precise definitions, you should have run 'author' through the Free Internet Dictionary too, because being an author has nothing to do with being published.
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quote:Originally posted by ralph: obviously. which is why I can call myself an author.
Well, your post anchors your use of the word 'author' to novels, so you would still have to have written a novel to call yourself an author, in that context.
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I find it really hard not to get bogged down in tedious details when I'm talking to ralph. It's like arguing with my sister.
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Benny the Ball's wife was quite good looking, too. But this is absurd. No-one's going to turn round and say someone's wife mings.
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To know the mingers, one must merely make a note of the ones which are not mentioned.
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quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Thorn: d'you reckon your sister is hotter than the ralfwiphe ?
Hard to say with one's own sister. Last time I saw her was at my wedding. She was looking pretty good there.
I picture ralfwiphe as an incredibly attractive but frail, skinny brunette. Like the woman in the wooly hat, with the coughing children who begs Mrs Deagle for a break in Gremlins. So ralfwiphe is probably more attractive, in my head.
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damo once posted a pic of wiphe, at the wedding if I remember correctly. Or was that BtB?
All wives, including mine, are small brunettes, apart from Thorn's.
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How is the divorce working out for you, Dang? Is it the same as being married, in the same way that not much changes when you do get married, except suddenly you have a glut of horseshoes and fish slices?
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: I picture ralfwiphe as an incredibly attractive but frail, skinny brunette. Like the woman in the wooly hat, with the coughing children who begs Mrs Deagle for a break in Gremlins. So ralfwiphe is probably more attractive, in my head.
I don't *do* skinny. ralfwiphe has *curves*...like a woman is supposed to have. But you're spot on regarding her hair color.
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quote:Originally posted by herbs: All wives, including mine, are small brunettes, apart from Thorn's.
Mine's fairly tall, for a girl. She's also dyed her hair red for as long as I've known her, apart from an experimental attempt at blonde many years ago which both of us nixed. That's about 25 years of red dye. Gosh.
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quote:Originally posted by Louche: How is the divorce working out for you, Dang? Is it the same as being married, in the same way that not much changes when you do get married, except suddenly you have a glut of horseshoes and fish slices?
Pretty much the same, yeah, except I think we can be a lot ruder to each other (verbally, I mean) which is quite liberating in an odd way. It can be quite funny.
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