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doc d
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So it really is * grimmer up north.
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Harlequin
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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
I don't think Joely goes in the bowl. I know it looks like that, but if you read it again the mixture is prepared and then applied to Joely. First you 'get' Joely, and then you start preparing that mixture.

I would let Joely do it to me as well. I suppose she would want to mess me back anyway after I squelched the first handful into her face. So it would be more of a food fight. Yes you are right she wouldn't go in the bowl she would just stand by it while I mixed up the muck.

[ 17.10.2008, 05:27: Message edited by: Harlequin ]

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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what would you both be wearing for this unlikely encounter?
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doc d
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i would be sat on my sofa, wearing blue plaid cotton pajama pants, no socks, white wife beater and a tshirt over the top. (blue).

as i am off work.

what would you be wearing JBN? to splosh with joely richardson.

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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probably something to prevent my clothes and hair getting all messed up. A plastic poncho and fisherman's hat maybe.
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doc d
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i see, practical and embracing your plastic fetish.
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Louche
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Like Patrick Bateman when he axe murders that bloke.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
probably something to prevent my clothes and hair getting all messed up.

I think you might be missing the point of WAM...
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quote:
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Like Patrick Bateman when he axe murders that bloke.

yes, like that. I wouldn't want to ruin my clothes.
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Louche
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Would you put some newspaper down?
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Louche
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Actually, why the fuck am I even engaging with this conversation?
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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it's fun to chat with me, Louche. That's true in real life as well.

[ 17.10.2008, 06:19: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]

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doc d
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b o r e d o m.

thanks tammy!

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Louche
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I have no doubt that it's fun to chat with you, however, I am questioning whether it is sensible and viable to be chatting with you on the subject of doing strange things with mainly dairy based foodstuffs and Joely Richardson.


Given that the days of meeting people off the internet are more or less over, I will probably never meet you in Real Life, which is actually mildly sad, in some ways.

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mart
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Benway's a great guy. A great guy.
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mart
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No, but seriously, he's a close personal friend of mine.
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He's deep, too.

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Like an Olympic swimming pool.

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did we mention his come to bed eyes?
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Louche
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Now I am doubly saddened that I will never meet Benway.

I may have a small weep.

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Black Mask

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Pull yourself together. You're embarassing yourself and everybody else.

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Louche
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You're just put out because I am not weeping over you.
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me and mart have been very close for a number of years. We often talk on the phone, and chat about friends and family.

[ 17.10.2008, 06:43: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
You're just put out because I am not weeping over you.

I really am.

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quote:
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We often talk on the phone, and chat about friends and family.

But are you on each others' Friends and Family lists? As everyone knows, that's the true measure of friendship (or familyness).
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No.
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doc d
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http://www.familyness.co.uk/
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Louche
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Would it help if I shed a few lonely tears for you, Masky?
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quote:
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Would it help if I shed a few lonely tears for you, Masky?

It really would. I'm feeling pretty wretched.

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doc d
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pull yourself together man, there's a bloody war on.
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Louche
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My assistant goes home at twelve, I'll squeeze out some saline sadness then, peering at TMO, regretting oportunities lost. Then mop myself up with an Eat napkin and womanfully face the world again.
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The Family Ness wasn't great, but it was clearly superior to Jimbo and the Jet-Set.
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quote:
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squeeze out some saline sadness

Best TMO wanking euphamism yet.
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Louche
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I did wonder how long that would take.
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