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MiscellaneousFiles

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No, really. It's brilliant. Wonderfully descriptive.
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Harlequin
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quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
probably something to prevent my clothes and hair getting all messed up. A plastic poncho and fisherman's hat maybe.
What? So you don't like the idea of being gunged by a gorgeous female celebrity like Joely Richardson? Most guys would jump at the chance. [Wink]
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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no, that would be fine, but I don't want to end up either ruining my clothes or getting food in my ears.
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Harlequin
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The solution then would be to wear some really old clothes or just old pants and why care if you get food in your ears if it is a hot woman doing it to you.
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It's a bit like poohing on to a glass coffee table. Fun at the time, but then you have to clear it up in the cold light of post coitus.
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New Way Of Decay

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I reckon Joely would be really excited to see you in your old pants, benway.

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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maybe dig out those combats. Sergeant squidge.
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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
poohing
Is this when a tiny yellow bear comes into your house, gets chased by bees and leaves hunny all over everything. The little yellow **** .

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mart
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Those nights with Richard Whitely are coming flooding back to me now.
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By the way there is even a company specialising in offering food fights with women. See this: http://www.sploshagirl.com
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