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I just got bored of editing my paper and thought I would stir things up. You know, chuck something out there and see what happened. Besides it could be be true.
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I think you people have got your facts mixed up. A mate of my dads slept with Nick Cave once, on top of a computer in an internet cafe in Hove. His wife found out and hired someone to drive kneecaps under his nails.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: that's how 100% of marriages fail in Britain.
I put it to you mr bignuts... Sleeping with people on the internet is what keeps marriages alive.
Added bonus, you can't catch the hiv online... Avast doesn't let it through the latex of its e-condom
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Also, I would just like to say that I love how today being, quite possibly, the most historic day in modern time... The majority of the conversation is about who/what shagged Nick Cave's missus.
God bless the internet!
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I don't know who Melanie Phillips is, but that article didn't have a lot of substance, did it. Or actually make much sense.
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quote:Originally posted by mart: I don't know who Melanie Phillips is, but that article didn't have a lot of substance, did it. Or actually make much sense.
It dropped in through a wormhole from a parallel dimension. The give-away was that Obama and McCain had goatees.
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quote:Originally posted by McDirts: Is it cos she is a jew?
Maybe, maybe not. It could be because she is a Joo. But then it could be because she's a screaming pro-Israel hawk, and you don't have to be Jooish to be that.
Just look at the so-called "Christians" who propped up Dubya.
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