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Hello TMO

I thought you might like to know that after all my traumas of losing babies - then being turned down for adoption by Sharon Shoesmith-alikes - it rather looks as though at the end of June I will be spawning. Something of a surprise, and such a miracle I still can't really believe it.

Please cross your fingers, toes and any other prehensile appendage you possess that it's all OK. And come and tell me that I'll be a great mother.

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Totally, totally awesome news, herbs. I'm so happy for you. [Smile]

You'll be a great mum!

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I'm fairly sure that this is going to put a smile on every TMOers face today. Congratulations herbs. Really, really happy for you - that's fantastic news.
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am over the moon to read this, herbs. [Big Grin]

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Fantastic news [Big Grin]
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Splendid news, herbs! Well implanted.

Top advice (by proxy) is get into maternity trousers as soon as you can, if you haven't already. Apparently it is folly to delay.

Also - enjoy!

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Now that's magic!

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Marvellous news Herbs. Who said there was a Recession on, eh? And I wish you were my mum. Although that would probably be a bit too weird for either of us to handle, so probably best if you stick with your real babby for the time being.
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Oh wow herbs! That's the best news I've heard in ages. I'm absolutely delighted for you.
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Well I aints been paid, the weather outside is appalling, yet for hearing that I feel like its one hell of a beautiful day - congratulations!

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Fantastic news herbs! Huge congratulations. Though I would like to counteract Carter's proxy advice and say you can wear your own jeans with a Belly Belt and a Band-O (both available on amazon)apparently forever. Though maternity skirts are to be recommended and there seems to be no getting away from the need for tops.
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[Big Grin]

AWESOME! Oh Herbs I am so delighted for you!

It has been so sad to think of all the horror you have been through. This is brilliant!

And it is Friday! Gosh I feel so cheery I may even do some work...

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I am so thrilled for you Herbs. I have gone all Ready Brek Glow with rare and genuine glee. Congratulations. Absolutely fucking brilliant.
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I'd suggest Baby Meat 2010 but the Galactus Twins could destroy Cafe Boheme in a heart beat.
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Ooh lordy, I've come over all weepy. It's the hormones, you know.

I still can't really believe it's all going to be alright, despite being 18 weeks, with no problems, and seeing him battering his tiny fists and feet against my womb on a scan two days ago. Have yet to have the big scan when they give you all sorts of risk factors and probabilities of problems and send you scurrying to google, but I'm trying to have faith.

I caved in and bought some maternity trousers last night, as couldn't stand being cut in half by usual trews, being held together with a hair hand, any longer. I don't know why I didn't wear them when not pregnant either. Comfiest things on earth.

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Do you know if you're having a boy or a girl yet? Are you even interested in finding out now, or would you prefer a surprise?
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I don't know yet, but have a strong feeling it's a boy. We do want to know - it makes it more real, I think. I think the fact that I've squeezed another human being out of my noo-noo will be enough of a surprise on the day...
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Herbs, that's really wonderful news, and is making me smile like a loon! I'm absolutely convinced you'll be a wonderful mother.

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Originally posted by herbs:
I don't know yet, but have a strong feeling it's a boy.

After my wife successfully predicted the gender of our four children prior to their births, I've learned never to scoff at a womans strong feeling. Congrats again...this is absolutely stunning news. [Big Grin]

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I predicted/guessed the sex of the ones I lost, too, which turned out to be right. Though of course it's a 50:50 chance anyway.

Only told my work today, as only passed my probationary period last week! Went down surprisingly well, considering I promised I was in the job for the long haul, blah blah, but will now be going on maternity leave less than a year after I started the job...

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Great news. Hope it all goes well.

Seek help, possibly medication.

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ace - thats all i can say mwah xx !


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This is the best news I've heard in ages and I am beside myself with glee and delight for you. You will be an AWESOME and EXCELLENT mother, no doubt about it.

I'm totally up for Baby Meat 2010 and if your prediction is right, it'll be full of little boys. Unless Thorn & Octavia have a girl, of course.

I'm off to wipe the tears from my eyes and enjoy the warm gladness in my heart that this thread has given me. I'll keep popping back for updates so make sure you keep us posted.

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Major congratulations, I'm so pleased for you! You can also add my vote to the 'you're going to be a great mum' pile! [Smile]
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congrats herbs! That's wonderful news.

About this baby meat. Can we still come if we don't have lil ones? Lol. Maybe a BBQ or something would be better. You know, rather than a bar.

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Happy news! Congratulations herbs. You'll do great.

Originally posted by jonesy999:
I'd suggest Baby Meat 2010 but the Galactus Twins could destroy Cafe Boheme in a heart beat.

Joking aside, if we start planning now (pick a date, at least), this might actually happen.

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Aces! Excellent news, herbs. I'm only posting this late cos' we've been out doing ante-natal things all day. If the Baby Meat happens we should do it at the Herne Tavern. It's a pub in Dulwich, full of families, nice food, nice beer but all the babies there are *****. The place needs some quality TMO DNA, and I'm sure you've got enough quality DNA for all of us.


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wonderful news! yay!
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I am absolutely delighted for you herbs. Really, really really. And you will be a bloody fantastic mother! GLEE all round!!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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That's wonderful news Herbs. [Smile]

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Excellent news Herbs, everything is crossed! Congratulations!!!

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