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No excuses, no glandular problems, no socio-economic traps, just sheer gluttony, 2 for 1 chickens and eating both in one go with two bags of chip shop chips, non stop crisp sangos in between meals, no 'between meals' just meals all the time of varying degrees of size... this is why you're fat, because you've got the time and imagination to create masterpieces such as these... this is why you're fatPosts: 979
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Deep fried coca cola?? THAT'S EITHER AMERICAN OR SCOTTISH... rALPH, EXPLAIN THIS WILL YOU, IF YOU CAN'T IT'S PROBABLY SCOTTISH AND sUCKMONSTER CAN STEP IN.
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do you remember when I ordered the pizza and I was really hungry and when he came I opened the door and said hi and drooled down my t-shirt because i was so hungry? lol do you remember.
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quote:Originally posted by McDirts: THAT'S EITHER AMERICAN OR SCOTTISH... rALPH, EXPLAIN THIS WILL YOU, IF YOU CAN'T IT'S PROBABLY SCOTTISH AND sUCKMONSTER CAN STEP IN.
I think it's Scottish. If it *is* American, I'd assume it's from the deep south...like Texas or one of those other states I've never been to.
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chicken thighs and rice with a bit of tabasco or chilli pickle. MMMMmmmmm mmm, that's a chitlin' and still healthy, I could eat rice all day yo.
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Fuck you, Ringo. The thighs off a decent chicken are excellent (the Indians prize dark over white chicken meat), but broiler chicken thigh meat is fatty and flavourless.
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The scots will fend you off with a deep-fried king-size mars-bar sword (behold the power of the Hyphen Triumvirate!) and a munch box shield. They'll fire catapults of flaming tikka massala balls which wil land on an area of the battlefield an inch wide, then spread a firey oil slick at a ratio of 1/100.
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There are some fantastic Scottish dishes, if you take the time to look. (And Scottish produce is invariably the best.) I don't trust anyone who doesn't enjoy a fish supper.
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quote:Originally posted by Suckmonster: Fuck you, Ringo. The thighs off a decent chicken are excellent (the Indians prize dark over white chicken meat), but broiler chicken thigh meat is fatty and flavourless.
Yeah, but what's India famous for? Curry and famine.
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I know you're being a tease, but Indian food is fantastic. (And if it's good enough for them . . .) Ralph, if you ever tried a proper haggis, I reckon you'd like it. (A proper haggis is made with mutton and not pork, as so many cheap versions are.) Fucking hell, I'm starvin' now.
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why does ralph constantly feel the need to attempt to flame the board with his digs at 'the British'? Does he think it's somehow interesting rambunctious fun, and that we're all burned every time he makes one of his limp, lame jibes? Does he not realise that actually, it's boring us all to death? Is he so bolstered with national pride that he needs to keep insinuating that Britain is shit, and we're all well crap compared to the amazing Americans, because he thinks that we A) care what he thinks and B) all foster a secret inferiority complex because we A) care what he thinks? Jesus it's so fucking tedious. Maybe I'm alone in not flaring with rage every time Ralph takes a lazy pop at some nebulous concept he's got of what Britain/England/UK is, but I don't think I am. I also don't know a single American that wouldn't want to distance themselves from the kind of weak douche-baggery that he peddles here on a daily basis. Why? Why does he do it? Is he really the cock sniffer that he makes out to be, or is it some kind of terrible, torturous joke that will be on us when he finally reveals the amount of collective man years that have been wasted replying to his deliberately witless horseshit?
Anyway, I just had to get that out. Feel better now. Carry on.
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