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Ringo

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Pfft. Ralph thinks "ironic" is a good adjective for anything made from iron.
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Suckmonster
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That'd be amusing. Were it not so close to the truth.
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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by Deep Freeze:
why does ralph constantly feel the need to attempt to flame the board with his digs at 'the British'? Does he think it's somehow interesting rambunctious fun, and that we're all burned every time he makes one of his limp, lame jibes? Does he not realise that actually, it's boring us all to death? Is he so bolstered with national pride that he needs to keep insinuating that Britain is shit, and we're all well crap compared to the amazing Americans, because he thinks that we A) care what he thinks and B) all foster a secret inferiority complex because we A) care what he thinks? Jesus it's so fucking tedious. Maybe I'm alone in not flaring with rage every time Ralph takes a lazy pop at some nebulous concept he's got of what Britain/England/UK is, but I don't think I am. I also don't know a single American that wouldn't want to distance themselves from the kind of weak douche-baggery that he peddles here on a daily basis. Why? Why does he do it? Is he really the cock sniffer that he makes out to be, or is it some kind of terrible, torturous joke that will be on us when he finally reveals the amount of collective man years that have been wasted replying to his deliberately witless horseshit?

Anyway, I just had to get that out. Feel better now. Carry on.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Deep Freeze:
why does ralph constantly feel the need to attempt to flame the board with his digs at 'the British'?

Where did I take a dig at the British today? Link or stfu.
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Pfft. Ralph thinks "ironic" is a good adjective for anything made from iron.

that would be irony dude.
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Black Mask

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'cock sniffer'... Excellent.

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ralph

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you would like that...
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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by Suckmonster:
He's being "ironic". Honest.

Y...e.ah, but you have to start questioning someones 'irony' when it actually just sort of becomes their identity. Like that mate, you know the one who makes all the racist jokes. He doesn't mean it though. Some of his best friends have an array of unfunny jokes based on their ethnicity. I mean, if Sartre were a TMO member, he'd probably point out that years of hilarious zealous American patriotism is actually, well just Ralph's actual persona, seeming that he can't identify with any other role or attitude. And then the tears. Ours.

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Deep Freeze
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Ponder, you mean. He's the racist.
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Black Mask

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'weak douche-baggery'. Priceless.

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ralph

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Right. Seems I'm American Patriot. Which is pretty laughable when you consider my politics and record on paying my taxes. I expect better from you Mikee. Not sure why, but I do...
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Black Mask

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'witless horseshit'.

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Black Mask

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What a great afternoon.

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ralph

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you forgot the deliberately...
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ralph

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it's still morning in the US of A. Long may she wave, etc.
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froopyscot
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Hm. So you're saying that by your choice to withdraw from the mainstream political process (ron paul, pfft) and not paying taxes, you're passively resisting?

Coming Soon: Ralph as American Ghandi II?

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ralph

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No...I'm saying that, for the most part, I'm ashamed of my country and do whatever I can to keep my money from financing some of its questionable choices.
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quote:
Originally posted by froopyscot:
(ron paul, pfft)

yeah...the Obama presidency is going great so far, huh? [Roll Eyes]
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Black Mask

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quote:
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you forgot the deliberately...

You might want to read through DF's excellent rant again, ralph. It is quite long, and many of the words are polysyllabic, but the gist was that your 'witless horseshit' would only be deliberate if your posting here was an elaborate joke. I don't think you posting on TMO is a joke. At all. Hence the omission of the 'deliberately'.

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ralph

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lol [Big Grin]
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Black Mask

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quote:
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do whatever I can to keep my money from financing some of its questionable choices.

Wow. How noble. Plus, you get to keep the money, right?

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Y...e.ah, but you have to start questioning someones 'irony' when it actually just sort of becomes their identity. Like that mate, you know the one who makes all the racist jokes. He doesn't mean it though.

Er, does that make you a homophobe then? [Frown]
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ralph

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quote:
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Er, does that make you a homophobe then? [Frown]

lol
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ralph

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
do whatever I can to keep my money from financing some of its questionable choices.

Wow. How noble. Plus, you get to keep the money, right?
Well duh. Nothing gets past you, does it Masky? lolol.
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Black Mask

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Black Mask:
quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
do whatever I can to keep my money from financing some of its questionable choices.

Wow. How noble. Plus, you get to keep the money, right?
Well duh. Nothing gets past you, does it Masky? lolol.
So, it's less a revolutionary gesture and more... tax evasion? Cheapness? Bullshit?

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quote:
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So, it's less a revolutionary gesture and more... tax evasion? Cheapness? Bullshit?

No. For example, Massachusetts recently raised it's tax on cigarettes to some outrageous figure. Considering that Massachusetts already had one of the highest cigarette taxes in the US, it seemed a bit wrong to punish us smokers even further. So rather than pay the tax, I purchase my cigarettes out of state. It's not wanting to pay a tax that I think is unfair. Kind of like the Boston Tea party from way back when...
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Black Mask

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Right. Cheapness and bullshit.

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Black Mask

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Oh, look...

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...a freedom fighter.

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ralph

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So you welcome all new taxes, right? Talk about bullshit. What are you, a sheep?
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ralph

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At what point do you say this isn't right and actually do something about it?
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ralph

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lol. Forgot who I was talking to. You'd be too busy lounging around, drinking yourself into a stupor and reading comic books...
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hmmm. what would you do if they put a huge tax on comic books? [Confused]
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Mask?
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meh. probably off paying your taxes.
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