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McDirts
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enough with the bumming jokes.
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ralph

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look...I can't find it, ok? But it was all honeybaby. Back me up here, nwod. You were there. You registered and posted at t'other place briefly. Tell him it wasn't me...
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Hmmm, I've got a dilemma where I can vindicate an innocent party here. On the other hand the party is ralph. Man o man, decisions.

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McDirts
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Nail the fucker
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ralph

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heh.

Hey nwod...were you Lambert recently at t'other place? It's ok...you can tell me...
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McDirts
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although I remember you at T'Other Place
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mart
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Does anybody actually care?

It's all so tawdry.
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New Way Of Decay

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I'm faithful to the Dragon.

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ralph

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I think the three of us discussing it care a little bit. If this thread has turned into something that doesn't interest you, might I suggest you check out some of the threads over in games?
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McDirts
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some people, jeez.
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mart
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I'm just saying.
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ralph

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Does anybody actually care?
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New Way Of Decay

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Not really but I'm trying not to make any bum jokes, obvs.

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McDirts
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What do you call a man with 10 arseholes?
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ralph

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popular at the McDirts residence?
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McDirts
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Why?
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ralph

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'cause you're gay?
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McDirts
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Even if I was gay, why would I be interested in some kind of genetic freak? A man with ten arseholes would be hideous, an awful, awful thing. I know in your fevered imaginings all gay men are at it all the time and their world (and yours it seems) is all about arseholes and how to fill them, but in reality gay sex can be as much about the individual and attraction to them as a person rather than the number of arseholes they can bring to the table.
Christ Ralph. You're a bit weird sometimes, you know that?
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ralph

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so what's the punchline to your joke?
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McDirts
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I was throwing it out to the board as a whole and NWoD in particular.
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Suckmonster
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See, if he "punches" another bloke in the arse, that's a bit like he's fisting him. In the arse. Like a gay.
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McDirts
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CHRIST.

This place was a bit of a sanctuary from T'Other Place. A chance for witty banter and challenging debate. If you two are going to infect this oasis of intellect with your dribbling and puerile inanities and destroy it like you did there then I may as well leave now.
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Don't go McDirts! First Kovacs a-and now you?... [Frown]
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Suckmonster
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Are you saying I'm not witty, you utter fucking bastard?
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McDirts
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Not just not witty, nay, witless I'd vouchsafe Sucko, Wit-Less. Devoid of wit, a wit vacuum.
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ralph

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Worse than me? Come on...you know he is...
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McDirts
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He's not even close to your level of inverse wittery.
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Suckmonster
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At least I'm not a homo.
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Samuelnorton
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I'd love to meet that Roy fellow and give him a pat on the back. I'd also ask him to punch Kovacs again.

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Hard.

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McDirts
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was Kovacs a **** then?
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ralph

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I liked kovacs. Was just chatting with him briefly at t'other other place late last week.
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McDirts
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what t'other place?
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McDirts
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quote:
Originally posted by Suckmonster:
At least I'm not a homo.
that's not strictly true now, is it? El Homm?
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quote:
Originally posted by McDirts:
what t'other place?
I'll pm you at t'other place...
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