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I've got £90 $73 84 Euros a cheque for £121 from my mum. This clearly marks me out as an international player, able to drop anything and go and look after business abroad at a moments notice. It also marks me out as the sort of guy who can afford to pay his mum's phone bill as well as his own, but the sort of guy who ain't lettin' no ho' get one over on him by ensuring she pays him back every quarter yo. I've also got a Boots loyalty card, which I'm building up and building up without spending because one day I may need that shit and then I'll have Right Guard and Polytar locked down tight despite having no visible means of income. Sweet.
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£18.37 30 Euros Visa card Nectar card Library card Wellness Health & Fitness card Benefit VIP customer card Seven old train tickets to London Terminals Konaki Greek Restaurant receipt (£62) Body Shop receipt (£24) Argos receipt (£92) De Hems receipt (£17) Five Oyster top-up receipts (£40 in total) Topshop receipt (£35) A business card for someone I don't remember meeting but he works for a print company on Great Portland Street The Dark Knight cinema ticket stub GAME receipt (£22)
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so you've got Euros as well as pounds in your wallet. That marks you out as an international player as well. Well done Lilo.
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£5 note A little note from a young child Picture of a young child Nandos Loyalty card with two stamps in Nationwide Gold Card MBNA Credit Card National Insurance Card Barclays Visa Barclays Business Visa Nationwide Visa Membership card to a skatepark Receipt from a local pub for £3.45
What does this say about me? Well I'm either a peodo or a father, I have eaten at Nandos twice, I don't carry much money around with me and I think it's perfectly acceptable to buy one drink down the pub with my card. I have too many credit cards, I'm in debt. I'm probably having a mid life crisis.
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: What on earth are these 'euros' to which you attach so much import? Must be something like an 'oyster' card, I assume.
FOREIGN CURRENCY, IN YOUR WALLET. mARKS YOU OUT AS A PLAYER.
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people like you hold up the drinks at the bar, tippy tappying your number into a machine and then waiting for the 'other side' to respond and 'accept' your transaction. Meanwhile decent, hard cash paying players like me, wait thirstily for our turn to be served and fume at the student holding everythin up "£3.05pee for a pint? Do you accept cheques?"
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£0.67, Switch card, credit card, gym membership card, oystercard (bent), fake student ID for going snowboarding in Milton Keynes on the cheap, soup-shop loyalty card, scuba-diving qualification ID, pink post-it note with a picture of 'cyril the jump-gerbil' thanking me for attending a party, business card for Phoebee the body-piercer, business card for Graham the microscope engineer from Zeiss, a Jehovah's witness leaflet, train ticket from Innsbruck to Salzburg, train tickets to and from Ely.
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no, it's not like Popco, which I just wiki'd to find out whether it was like popco. Mu job involves advertising toys to kids. Although Misc, I have done 'real feel' plushes with that.
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I should start using a wallet. I've got a rather elegant Swaine Adeney Brigg one, but don't like using it, or any wallet for that matter, but, equally, I've lost too many notes whilst taking a balled up collection of money and receipts from my pocket.
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I only started using a wallet about 3 years ago after a friend gave me one as a present for being his Best Man. I love it. It's one of the main things behind me becoming a player.
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Dirto, I doubt your player credentials. How many bottles of Cristal have you chillin' in your obnoxiously-large fridge? How many pimped-out rides you got in your garage, mothertrucker?
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There's a guy at the office who still can't help showing off his Pulp Fiction wallet every time he pays for something.
I guess when asseenonscreen first started out it might've seemed sort of 'cool', even if a decade out of date. Then he bought some 'Morpheus' shades, etc...
I like to imagine the wallet was a present from his mum.
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50 Zambian Kwacha (equivalent to about 0.00001 of your English Pounds)
3 car wash receipts (free wash if 5 receipt presented)
Nandos and KFC receipts that need to be claimed back from work
Hotel receipt, same as above
A picture of a girl I once knew - not sure why its still there
Debit card
Medical insurance card
ID card
Exclusive books membership card
Drivers license
South African SIM card
GPs business card
Small change
Wow, thats a lot of shit. Do I get international points for the Zambian Kwacha? I did have a 100 billion dollar Zimbabwe bank note but I gave it to a friend to take to Denmark.