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New Way Of Decay

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  • Abbey Visa Electron
  • Ikea 'Family' card
  • Blockbuster video card
  • Oyster card
  • Book of stamps (1st class)
  • Expired train ticket
  • receipt for the flatwich
  • Spare duct tape


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Ringo

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  • Barclays bank card
  • Snooker club membership card
  • Blockbuster video card
  • GAME reward card
  • Mazda dealership business card
  • MX5 Owners' Club membership card
  • OU Club card
  • MBNA credit card

Today I have nothing in my wallet which isn't a card.

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squeegy
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
  • Spare duct tape

In your wallet?

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Tilde
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
  • MBNA credit card


Worst card ever.
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McDirts
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I've got more stuff than I initially said in my wallet, I just concentrated on the stuff that made me a Player.
Friend of the Tate membership doesn't make me a player, nor does a Sunday Times wine Club handy credit card sized vintage guide.

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froopyscot
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So, wallet inventory:

  • Credit cards: a Visa issued by my credit union, a Discover card, my personal Amex and a company issued Amex card. Also a Home Depot shopping card.
  • Cash machine/ATM card
  • BJs card. Which despite its name does not work as advertised, as I still haven't gotten a BJ for presenting my card.
  • Photos of my daughters (old school!)
  • Driver's license, due for renewal with a new photo next year. I'm starting to look less and less like the person on the license, considering the photo was taken in January 2000.
  • Medical and dental insurance cards
  • CVS pharmacy card
  • Library card (again, old school!)
  • $18 cash
  • Three spare business cards

Hmph. Not as exciting as I might have hoped...

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by squeegy:
quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
  • Spare duct tape

In your wallet?
Yeah. It's not on a roll or anything. It's just a small square about and inch and a half by two inches.

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ralph

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Why do you carry a small square of duct tape in your wallet? Have you ever needed a small square of duct tape?
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rooster
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You all must be selectively leaving stuff out, right? My wallet is stuffed w/crap:

7 credit cards (three personal, four business)
2 personal ATM cards
1 biz ATM card
driver's license
random receipts
a winning lottery ticket ($2)
the same insurance cards and BJs membership froop has
business cards for:
my landlord, a hairstylist (or two or three), my chiropractor, a cleaning service, and the local police (from when my studio was vandalized)
a handful of doctor's appointment reminder cards (for me and the girls)
my law school alumni card
old overnight postage tracking forms

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New Way Of Decay

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I haven't but does that mean people who haven't had a flat tyre should get rid of theirs from the boot of their car?

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
I haven't but does that mean people who haven't had a flat tyre should get rid of theirs from the boot of their car?

No...I was just looking for a McGyveresque story of a time in the past where you needed a small piece of duct tape...
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New Way Of Decay

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Sorry, my wallet is a Ducti that I bought about 5 years after Benway bought his. ie: when they were cool, so no spy like duct tape stories.

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Deep Freeze
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I am quite the trend setter.
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Deep Freeze
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hang on, it wasn't 'trend setter' was it.
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McDirts
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I've also got my oyster card, drivers license, Gala Casino membership card, mastercard, assorted receipts and various nub ends.
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froopyscot
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quote:
Originally posted by rooster:
You all must be selectively leaving stuff out, right?

No, in my case I listed the entire contents. I had a few receipts in there also a few days ago but pulled them out do file expense reports yesterday.

All except one.

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McDirts
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"THANKYOU FOR COMING" eh? LOL, there's a joke there, right? right? eh?
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ralph

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$25 for a lap dance? You were robbed.
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McDirts
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no he wasn't. Fag.
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ralph

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we'll just have to agree to disagree. and no need to bring sexual orientation into the argument.
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McDirts
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How much do you pay the town bike to writhe around on your lap once the much younger wife and kids are in bed then, Ralph?
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ralph

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  • Cash machine/ATM card
  • Driver's license
  • Medical and dental insurance cards
  • Library card
  • $19 cash
  • Picture of McDirts mother (servicing a platoon of US Marines)


[ 24.02.2009, 13:48: Message edited by: ralph ]

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Samuelnorton
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Smile Visa debit card
Amex Blue card, which is transparent and looks coll
Egg Visa card
Citi Platimun Visa card
Driving Licence
Business card from Drayton Tyres and Exhausts
One Day Travelcard dated 04.08.08
AA membership card
Barclaycard Cashback Mastercard
Oyster Card
Nectar Card
NI Card
Business Card from Le Touquet restaurant "Bleu, Blanc, Mer"
Piece of paper with some security codes on it. Cannot recall what they are for.
Assorted receipts from Tesco, Sainsbury's and Waitrose. From the past month or so
Small passport photo of Nightowl
£12.03
15 Danish Kroner
1 completely useless Austrian Schilling

[ 25.02.2009, 05:01: Message edited by: Samuelnorton ]

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froopyscot
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quote:
Originally posted by Samuelnorton:

Piece of paper with some security codes on it. Cannot recall what they are for.

You should post them here. I remember reading that crowdsourcing was once supposed to be one of the great promises of the interweb. Perhaps this is the time to find out.

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squeegy
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Yes. Do that.

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Samuelnorton
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102552/ZH7HVDWS

Come to think of it I think it might have been a consignment number for a parcel I sent back in 2008 sometime.

Or the deactivation code for that Uzbekistani nuclear warhead that has been sitting like a rather large paperweight at the back of the garden shed.

lol.

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froopyscot
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I'm sure it's just a harmless game code.

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Keef
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  • Personal bank Card
  • Joint account bank card
  • Virgin credit card
  • Savings account card
  • Drivers licence
  • National insurance card
  • Union membership card
  • Health insurance card
  • Choices video membership card
  • book of six 1st class stamps (1 left)
  • Tesco clubcard
  • Nectar card
  • Morrisons miles card
  • Boots clubcard
  • Car Insurance card
  • RAC card
  • Mini club membership card
  • Appointment card for a haircut next month (28th if you're interested)
  • Free entry card to peppermint hippo
  • A few "hey, join our Mini club" cards that I leave on parked Minis I encounter
  • Two old train tickets
  • £25
  • card receipts from the last month

Hmmm... more than I thought.

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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For 'wallet', read 'handbag' - I have one of those ones with slots for credit cards and so on so I don't have a separate wallet, I have the following, complete and uncensored, items:

Outer zip pocket:
Two tickets for Ross Noble on Sunday
£10 M&S voucher inexplicably sent by credit card company as some sort of loyalty bonus.
Boots discount voucher
Silver purse with £7.13 in change
Lime & orange Tictacs

Inside flap pocket:
£215 in notes
Hairdresser appointment card
Receipt for watch left with jewellers for new battery

Inside credit card bit:
Lloyds TSB cashpoint card
American Express credit card
Barclaycard Cashback credit card
AA membership card
Boots Advantage card
David Lloyd membership card
Nectar card
Matalan membership card (*shame*)
National Trust membership card (not so much old skool as just old)

In zip pocket:
Sheet of 16 1st class stamps left from Christmas
cards, folded
Ski Club of Great Britain membership card
LiveNation LiveCard membership card
Bristol Library card
Blockbuster membership card
John Lewis card
8Gb USB stick

In flap pocket:
Mirror
Half an emery board

In main section:
Bunch of keys
Small Bodyshop hairbrush
Ventolin inhaler
Lip gloss tube
ExtraIce spearmint mints tin
Vaseline Rose Lip Therapy tin
Avon lip gloss (Rhinestone Rose)
Concealer pot
Gaviscon Cool tablets mini-tub
Pocket tissues pack
Scrap of paper with shopping list for tonight

In concealed zip pocket at back of main section:
2 green Tampax tampons
Strip of 6 ranitidine tables (generic)
Strip with 5 remaining hayfever tablets (generic)
Strip with 8 paracetomol tablets (generic)

all of this is in a handbag approx 16cm x 16cm x 8cm.

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Tilde
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Most muggable forumite so far.
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froopyscot
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quote:
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
all of this is in a handbag approx 16cm x 16cm x 8cm.

That's one very dense handbag. Does it generate its own gravitational field?

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Deep Freeze
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I think all matter generates a gravitational field, but a handbag would have to be incredibly dense in order for it to be demonstrable this close to the gravitational pull of Earth itself. In fact, I'm not sure that an object this close to Earth could ever have a gravitational pull of its own.

[ 25.02.2009, 09:46: Message edited by: Deep Freeze ]

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froopyscot
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 -

Steve, earlier today

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mart
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My god, he's fucking huge.
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Deep Freeze
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I think that the man is standing in front of a picture. In reality nobody is bigger or even the same size as the two largest gas giants.

[ 25.02.2009, 10:01: Message edited by: Deep Freeze ]

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