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Black Mask

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McDirts
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quote:
Originally posted by Cherry In Hove:
Well, not so much a link but I walk to and from work, all my light bulbs are energy efficient, I have a mostly vegetarian diet (probably eat meat 2 times a week), most of the veg I buy is grown locally. I refill washing up liquid bottles etc rather than having to get a new one made.

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Cherry In Hove
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Well, because of my gay lifestyle I don't run the risk of pregnancy so I don't have to destroy the environment by shipping in ozone destroying condoms from the middle east like you straight playboys use.

I do seem to have to spend a lot on groin creams to get rid of the itching though.

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Ringo

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I know we've kinda moved away from the pig aids en/pan/epidemic but I thought this was rather interesting and kinda highlights what a ridiculous load of nonsense this swine flu really is

make click [Big Grin]

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McDirts
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Groin Cream...? Is that the same as Jizz Spunk or have I got hold of the wrong end of the stick here?
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Cherry In Hove:
all my light bulbs are energy efficient

Which likely contain mercury, a disposal nighmare and hazrd to all living things.

quote:
Originally posted by Cherry In Hove:
(probably eat meat 2 times a week)
most of the veg I buy is grown locally

probably? most? you seem a bit confused as to what you eat and where it comes from. why should I believe anything you say?

quote:
Originally posted by Cherry In Hove:
I refill washing up liquid bottles etc rather than having to get a new one made.

And this washing up liquid that you use...is it a petroleum-based product? Brand name please or stfu.
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McDirts
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
I know we've kinda moved away from the pig aids en/pan/epidemic but I thought this was rather interesting and kinda highlights what a ridiculous load of nonsense this swine flu really is

make click [Big Grin]

I think the main reason they're erring on the side of caution is this comment though -

About 9 out of 10 of those deaths are among people older than 65, Currie said. Most times, they already have health problems that the flu makes worse, he said. "Regular influenza can be taxing," he said. "It causes their underlying disease to decompensate and then they don't have the reserves to get through it. "While it may not be the direct cause listed on the death certificate, it certainly contributed." One of the reasons medical experts are nervous about the swine flu outbreak is that many of the people who have died in Mexico have been young and otherwise healthy.

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Ringo

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Actually we were never talking about it in the first place were we
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Or Bea Arthur. What about Bea Arthur?

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McDirts
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We really were never talking about it. You're absolutely right.
I feel a bit of an idiot now.

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what about her?
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Ringo

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Anyway, there's erring on the side of caution, and then there's the silly media hysteria and cancelled flights, with leaflets being sent out to all UK homes about how to avoid hamageddon etc etc.

The article also points out that regular flu can cause death in young people too, and obviously Mexico being a poorer country isn't going to have access to the kind of medical care available in the US and Europe. Which might explain why nobody has died from it outside of Mexico.

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erm...

but I still agree with what you're saying.

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I've got a sore throat. I did eat an enchilada four days ago, so I'm quarantining myself, just to be on the safe side.
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squeegy
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quote:
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what about her?

She's dead. What with all this bird flu, I thought it couldn't be a coincidence.

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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
probably? most? you seem a bit confused as to what you eat and where it comes from. why should I believe anything you say?

Well, I don't eat the same things every week so it averages to about twice a week. And yes, most of the vegetables I buy are locally sourced. Sometimes I'll get things that are out of season here if it's something I really fancy.

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And this washing up liquid that you use...is it a petroleum-based product? Brand name please or stfu.
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quote:
Originally posted by McDirts:
I've got a sore throat. I did eat an enchilada four days ago, so I'm quarantining myself, just to be on the safe side.

Pork enchiladas, you weirdo? You deserve pigflu
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The outbreak of swine flu should be renamed "Mexican" influenza in deference to Muslim and Jewish sensitivities over pork, an Israeli health official has said.

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H1ppychick
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How is it offensive to call it swine flu, when it's flu which originated from swine?

[dailymail] it's political correctness gone mad, I tell you![/dailymail]

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quote:
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Which might explain why nobody has died from it outside of Mexico.

There has been a death in the US.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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Yeah, I mean it's not like this flu is a really lovely thing, and the association with swine makes it offensive to those who consider pigs unclean. It's bloody horrible. It's a nasty thing. Like pigs, if you're a Joo.

Besides, Mexican Flu would sound pretty fucking racist.

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quote:
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There has been a death in the US.

Blame the Tex-Mex?
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Maybe it should be rebranded as Abrahamic Flu just to really spite those stupid, whiny religious fucks.
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quote:
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Maybe it should be rebranded as Abrahamic Flu just to really spite those stupid, whiny religious fucks.

JooFloo has a nice ring.
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Black Mask

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I hear it originated in Atishooana.

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"Sorry, I can't come in today because I've got IsrAIDS"
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I can't think of any more... that's pathetic.

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"also, my Mohammerrhoids are playing up"
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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
quote:
Originally posted by rooster:
There has been a death in the US.

Blame the Tex-Mex?
I'm pleased to see the WHO have issued a ban on pig-licking til further notice, and as a non pig-licker I'm relieved to be 100% safe from the pigflu. I don't know why so many people make the lifestyle choice to lick pigs, but maybe the swine flu is just God's way of punishing them for immoral pig-tonguing.

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by McDirts:
I've got a sore throat. I did eat an enchilada four days ago, so I'm quarantining myself, just to be on the safe side.

Pork enchiladas, you weirdo? You deserve pigflu
Ohhhhh ok I just got it...
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idiot ringo
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Don't stand for that Ringo.
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idiot McDirts
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Don't stand for that McDirts.
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