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ralph

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christ. I waited 7 minutes for that?
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McDirts
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Ummm... yeh. So what. Do some fucking work you loser.
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ralph

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Fatherhood has not been good for you, dude. I've never seen you this lame. Poor lame McDirts. [Frown]
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McDirts
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I'm tired. [Frown]
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ralph

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whiner. you only have one tiny child. stfu.
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ralph

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and one house. and a cushy desk job. man up already ffs.
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ralph

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I can't even look at you man.
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ralph

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I'm tired. what a ****.
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McDirts
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It's a lively child. Livelier than your slug-a-beds.
And your jobs a desk job.

Fag.

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ralph

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please. I've got 4 kids. And I'm not the ***** who's posting about how tired he is. Poor tired McDirts. Fag.
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New Way Of Decay

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Come on Energyralph, make a swine flu pun so far off the mark as 'the aporkalypse' or 'you should rub some oinkment on that' it comes out as Pigfluenza or Trotter AIDS.

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Ringo

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The ralph seems stuck in a feedback loop. Can someone please reboot it?
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ralph

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there's nothing funny about swine flu
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Ringo

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Sure there is. If a Jew or a Muslim contracts it, they may face eternal damnation. Now try and tell me Yhwh doesn't have a sense of humour!
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ralph

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that's not really funny though
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Ringo

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I'm not sure you're really qualified to judge
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ralph

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yeah...like you are...
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New Way Of Decay

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I know you are but what am I?

Fucking boring.

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ralph

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yo momma
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MiscellaneousFiles

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*

"It is not a question of whether people will die, but more a question of how many. Will it be hundreds, thousands or tens of thousands?"

[Frown]

"It really is the whole of humanity that is under threat in a pandemic."

[Eek!]

"It is important to maintain a level of calm"

[Roll Eyes]

[ 30.04.2009, 06:09: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]

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Thorn Davis

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You know what. I think newspapers and radio shows and all the rest of it should prove that they know what a 'pandemic' is before they use the word, and that every instance of its use should be accompanied by an explanation. It seems to get batted around as being one up from an epidemic, when the two don't actually correlate to each other at all. A pandemic of swine flu could mean simply that in four different countries, one person catches the disease from another. A pandemic could mean that eight people out of the global population got sick, as long as they all got sick in different places. It could be pandemic without being epidemic anywhere. In other words, we're back to what we already knew, which is that it's a load of flapping about nothing.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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No, it's Gaia's response to Global Warming.

Or maybe it's all been *engineered by the manufacturers of Tamiflu who last year allegedly predicted a 531% increase in sales during 2009!!!

Or perhaps it was created so Massachussetts could declare *Martial Law!!!

Then again, maybe the *Feds knew that they NY flyover would create panic!!!

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Cherry In Hove
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Phew. Panic over everyone. The well respected medical expert Michael O'Leary has said that Swine Flu is only a risk for slum dwellers.

I personally like to take all my medical advice from owners of low cost airlines. I had a good conversation with Stelios Haji-Ioannou the other week about my piles.

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Cherry In Hove
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Does Benway still live in a slum?
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MiscellaneousFiles

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Does Benway still live? [Frown]
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Cherry In Hove
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He does in our hearts.
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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by Cherry In Hove:
I personally like to take all my medical advice from owners of low cost airlines.

This gave me an actual lol.
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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
No, it's Gaia's response to Global Warming.

Or maybe it's all been *engineered by the manufacturers of Tamiflu who last year allegedly predicted a 531% increase in sales during 2009!!!

Or perhaps it was created so Massachussetts could declare *Martial Law!!!

Then again, maybe the *Feds knew that they NY flyover would create panic!!!

You forgot these beauties.

Swine Flu is a man made virus!

Unique Strain: Is the Swine Flu Outbreak a Bio-Terror Attack? There are solid reasons to suspect that this new Mexican Swine Flu is NOT a naturally occurring event but instead is an Advanced Biological Warfare recombination DNA genetically engineered virus.

This from 22nd April...

Missing vials of a potentially dangerous virus have prompted an Army investigation into the disappearance from a lab in Maryland.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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I love this shit.
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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Or perhaps it was created so Massachussetts could declare *Martial Law!!!

Doesn't ralph live in MA? Surely he'll be the first against the wall now that Martial Law has been passed? Dirty hippies.
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ralph

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I do live in MA. I'm not a dirty hippie.
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ralph

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Just received this from my company:

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As you are no doubt aware, the World Health Organization has increased its pandemic alert level to phase 5, signaling that they believe "a pandemic is imminent and that the time to finalize the organization, communication, and implementation of the planned mitigation measures is short” (Source: WHO). Enterprise Continuity is taking this escalation very seriously. We have activated our Infectious Disease Response Team to monitor the situation and to prepare for the potential need to implement containment activities to protect our employees and help slow the spread of this disease within our facilities.

I didn't even know we had an Infectious Disease Response Team.
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McDirts
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We had an email from HR asking all heads of departments whether anyone had been to or come back from Mexico in the last ten days.
My boss sent one back saying no, but that I had eaten an enchilada three days previously. (that old gag again, I've been doing well out of that at the moment)

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Ringo

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I can't imagine they're awfully effective if they don't even know the difference between a disease and a virus
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ralph

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I think the disease team covers both. But to be safe, I'll find out if we also have a virus team -- if so, I'll let them know they've assigned the wrong team to the problem. As usual.
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