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Cherry In Hove
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You could have linner.
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Tilde
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Cheese on 1 slice of toast, then I jazzed it up with some cherry tomatoes and went to grind some pepper on it, the pepper grinder broke and peppercorns went all over the place.
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Kanye West
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oh that's annoying.
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Kanye West
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Kanye West
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was it like that?
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Cherry In Hove
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My decision to not have a pepper grinder in the house and only grind black pepper in a pestle and mortar seems pretty sensible now. That doesn't suddenly break scattering peppercorns everywhere.
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Cherry In Hove
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That picture is clearly wrong Kanye. He didn't say "I took the lid off the jar of pepperscorns and spilt it over the counter" He clearly said that they were in the grinder when it broke. You need to pay attention to what people are saying.

I need to stop hitting refresh and get on with my preparations as I have 59 minutes left to prepare for this interview but I keep getting distracted.

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Kanye West
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just the thought of how self-satisfied you must be grinding your pepper like a fucking caveman has made my eye twitch 100 times worse.
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Abby
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We have a pestle and mortar as well, it is amazing. And a collection of five broken pepper mills.
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Cherry In Hove
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Pestle and mortar is an exercise in kitchen efficienty not primitive.

Although one single pepper grinder takes up less space and is slightly easier to use than a pepper grinder, your pepper grinder does one task. You're not going to empty everything out of your grinder if you decide you need to crush up some coriander or cumin seeds. You can't make pesto in a pepper grinder but you can quite easily in a pestle and mortar. I don't have space in my kitchen for a utensil for every single job when I can use one item to do about 38 different things.

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Cherry In Hove
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And Abby raises a very good point. FIVE broken pepper grinders! FIVE. I have only ever owned one pestle and mortar. It might be OK for you London types to go out and buy a new grinder every week, but some of us have to budget but still want our spices ground.
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Ringo

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quote:
Originally posted by Kanye West:
isn't the breakfast of champions having a quick fuck before starting the day?

Yes, according to James Hunt, sex is the breakfast of champions. And he was a world champion, so you'd think he'd know.
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Kanye West
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I've been refilling one of those jars of peppercorn with a built in grinder for years, and it's fine. We've had this conversation before though.
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Kanye West
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also, what kind of maniac collects broken pepper grinders?
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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by Kanye West:
I've been refilling one of those jars of peppercorn with a built in grinder for years, and it's fine. We've had this conversation before though.

That really doesn't help you make pesto.
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Kanye West
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yes I ALSO HAVE A PESTLE AND MORTAR YOU FUCKING FUCK.
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Ringo

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I have as much ground pepper as the next man, and I can honestly say I've never broken a pepper mill. Abby must be like a fucking ham fisted animal with those things to break five of them. No wonder she prefers smashing pepper with a bit of rock.
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Kanye West
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come on now, Abby's having a hard time today, and that's not a very nice thing to say is it.
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Ringo

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Sorry Abby [Frown]
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Kanye West
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and again, Ringo. And again.
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Kanye West
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Disappointing.
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Tilde
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mart
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Nice jacket!
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Octavia
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I have a vague memory of a funny thread yonks ago about electric pepper grinders, but I can't be bothered to hunt for it or remember anything specifically funny from it, so if everyone could kindly remember it in their own heads and laugh, that'd be great.
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mart
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Something about an illuminated electric salt cellar, or some such craziness. Louche was involved.
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Ringo

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Yeah I remember that. Wasn't it where someone suggested that you start off with pepper powder from a shaker, then 'graduate' to a grinder, before finally achieving you 'masters' in the form of a pestel and mortar? And it sent ben into an hilarious rage? I was reading that quite recently, actually.
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Octavia
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I think there was some jollity around the illumination, certainly, and probably some suggestion of rudeness to do with the shape.
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Ringo

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Here is the thread, right here

And a jolly good thread it is too. Typified, as so many before and since, by me basically being right and everyone else being wrong.

I wonder if, two years on, Mikee ever bought those wanky pans he claimed were so fucking essential to his fucking lifestyle? hmm?

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Cherry In Hove
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Imagine if he didn't. They were so important at the time of that thread and imagine if he's gone two years since then cooking with inadequate pans and probably seasoning his food with salty tears every time he cooks and thinks of his pans.
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Octavia
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That was a corking thread. Girls fighting over SG5's cooking skillz. Even kovacs joining in! Happy days.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
I wonder if, two years on, Mikee ever bought those wanky pans he claimed were so fucking essential to his fucking lifestyle? hmm?

Yes, I did you **** .

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BUY A TICKET AND WATCH SOME METAL

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Abby
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I cant be bothered to read that thread, but my electric illuminated pepper grinder, which I may have mentioned, also broke. The batteries leaked and when I touched them it gave me a kind of burn/electric shock. You wouldn’t catch a pestle and mortar doing that.

Also I just spent ages trying to make ‘pester and mortal’ look right before having to check the posts above. I feel odd.

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Octavia
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I now desperately want a pester-and-mortal. It sounds like an area-of-effect spell.
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mart
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You should contact this person.

quote:
I'm 27, I'm socially awkward, and I have far more enthusiasm than I do actual talent, motivation or ambition.

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mart
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Bascially she's Benway with added enthusiasm.
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