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mart
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Girlfriend made it as far as Rugby this morning from Birmingham before being told the train wasn't going any further in this weather, and she could fuck right off if she thought would make it to her audition in London.
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Kanye West
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did you assault your girlfriend on the train, cherry? Or did she assault you?
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Cherry In Hove
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I didn't see the assault but I turned up just after it had happened. I was looking for a toilet. We were sitting in carriage 1 of 12. i walked all the way up to carriage 9 before i found a toilet that was actually working but there was quite a queue around it and people looking a bit shocked.

Apparently there had been a couple having sex in the toilet and with it being pretty much the only working toilet on the entire train, some guy had been banging on the door to get them to stop having sex in there so that people could use the toilet. Anyway, apparently the guy in the toilet opened the door and punched the knocker in the face before running off. I guess the girl probably left as well as she wasn't there when I got there or else I'd have probably hung around as she sounds pretty easy.

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Kanye West
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savages.
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You've got to hand it to someone who punches people in the face when disturbed whilst having sex in a public place. It's pretty difficult for a human being to de-evolve thousands of years of social conditioning to start behaving like a startled badger.

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Kanye West
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that once happened to me in the Oxygen bar in Leicester Square, but we ended up getting gracelessly turfed out onto the square by a bouncer. Had I not been completely wrecked, that might have been embarrassing.
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Kanye West
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lentil / spinach 'cake'
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Cherry In Hove
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Salad that included broad beans, potato salad, hard boiled eggs, rocket, beetroot, tomatos with mozarella, oriental noodles and cous cous with roasted vegetables.

I've got a wicked hangover stilll.

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Cherry In Hove
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Nobody cares about your lunch you **** .
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Cherry In Hove
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Where is everyone? Has everyone finished for christmas already or are they just so busy that they don't have time to discuss their lunch?
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Cherry In Hove
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lol
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Abby
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Im here. I had a pie (turky, stuffing and a small sausage). It was a bit disapointing. I wanted noodles but the noodle people have gone on holiday.

I also have a hangover.

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Black Mask

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I'm supposed to be at work, buy I bunked off to do some xmas shopping. I went to the Blackfriars for lunch. I had roast pork-belly, with crushed potatoes, spinach and gravy. Lots of english mustard. Two pints of Timothy Taylor Landlord and a double Highland Park.

I read Dodgem Logic while I ate.

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Abby
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I’m at work helping my new PhD student write her progress report. It is a bit...illiterate... [Frown]
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Kanye West
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i had a cheese sandwich. i am working from home, listening to brian eno.
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mart
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I like Brian Eno.
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Tilde
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Chip Buttie. Mince Pie. Various electronic genre artists.
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Kanye West
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I am listening to 'music for airports'
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dang65
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quote:
Originally posted by Kanye West:
I am listening to 'music for airports'

I don't think any other piece of music defines "ambient" so precisely. Sometimes I go over to the record player because I fancy listening to something, only to find that that Music For Airports is actually already playing.
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Kanye West
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I lol'd
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Kanye West
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I put the 'Now That's What I Call Hungover!' playlist that mart and I made on spotify through a serious morning-after on sunday. It did the job.
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Cherry In Hove
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I have got half a roasted chicken with honey and ginger coating, chips, mushrooms and gravy for lunch. Yum.
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Cherry In Hove
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Oh no! I picked up two forks rather than a knife and a fork. I'm going to have to tear the chicken apart with my hands. Or find a knife.
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Kanye West
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cheese sandwich followed by a budgens tiramisu.
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dang65
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quote:
Originally posted by Kanye West:
I put the 'Now That's What I Call Hungover!' playlist that mart and I made on spotify through a serious morning-after on sunday. It did the job.

That's a different one from Music For Hangovers then? That's a rhetorical question as it clearly is different. Maybe you just had such a bad hangover that you forgot there was a playlist for it already.

Hey, cracker joke...

Q. What do you call a special bomb which is designed to attack children?
A. A torpaedo!

I just made that up whilst throwing snowballs at the children in the garden. One of them was laughing at the joke and I got him right in the gob with a snowball. That was the best bit.

(It's ok, don't worry, he did have a coat on.)

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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by Kanye West:
budgens tiramisu.

Was it good?

I have had waitrose tiramisu and morrisons tiramisu and the morrisons one was far superior to waitrose.

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Kanye West
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it was fine.

yes dang, the two are different. 'Music for Hangovers' seemed to go wayward because idiots didn't listen or think before just filling up the back end with crap.

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dang65
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quote:
Originally posted by Kanye West:
'Music for Hangovers' seemed to go wayward because idiots didn't listen or think before just filling up the back end with crap.

Yeah, ok, I get the message.

Not a Tiny Tim fan then?

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Kanye West
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oh, not you. This went out into the wild. I don't know who did it.
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dance margarita
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tuna sweetcorn sandwich, banana, mouldy apple which i took back and replaced with one that was less flavoursome in a good way, in that it did not taste of mould, but similtaneously less flavoursome in a bad way, as it did not taste of anything. then i had some nairns mini- oatcoakes things, which were supposed to taste of cheese but actually tasted of vomit. really, i could taste them in my nose and everything, exactly as if i had just done a really powerful sick.

and then i was walking through broadmead and the fake native americans with the stall selling eagle tat and dreamcatchers were playing 'id rather be a sausage roll than a pie' on their panpipes and i was overtaken with wrath. all in all, it was a mockery of a lunchbreak.

[ 22.12.2009, 11:13: Message edited by: dance margarita ]

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Black Mask

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quote:
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Hey, cracker joke...

Q. What do you call a special bomb which is designed to attack children?
A. A torpaedo!

One of the Masketeers made up a col joke the other day...

Q. What do you call someone who has sex with themselves?
A. A Me-dophile.

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Black Mask

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For lunch we went to Ganapati. It was kicking. I had a kingfish curry, the Masketeers had chicken curries, Liz had a bunch of daals and soups and veggie things. We had a few of their gorgeous parathas on the side. I drank Meantime Wheat, everyone else had mango lassis.

Bought a few bags of their malabar coffee for xmas presents.

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Hades
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Bit of a thrifty month this month (Isn't jan always) so im sticking taking in lunch or to the boots meal deals mostly this month when i have to buy out (When i say HAVE to i really mean that i've woken up too late and don't have time to make myself lunch in the morning)

Today... Boots Duck Wrap, ceral bar and red bull light.

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A baked potato
Topped with butter, cheese and ham
(Chilli had sold out)

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Cherry In Hove
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Cup of tomato and bacon (fat) soup with croutons. 87p.
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