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You need to give yourself a proper routine, Kanye. It's no wonder you're so up and down all the time. The body and mind need a steady flow of nutrition to function properly.
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Knob off ! I know I am usually at home to captain cock up, but no the business is doing fine thankeweverymuch - I haven't borked it yet.
Lunch was banal, although there is free beer upstairs - apparently one of the directors thought it would be an ace idea to show a film, in Dutch (about half of the workforce are non-natives), and apparently IMDB rates as bullcr*p. Of course I can't leave my desk so no beer for me, however being isolated means that I am able to work on my master plan.
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hoummus. i ate some hoummus. today. on some oatcakes. fucking hell. hoummus. im so bored of hoummus i could shit. i wonder if the only reason im still eating hoummus, twice a week, sometimes more- more often than twice a week! this isnt living, its existing- despite the fact that it bores me to a place near death is that i dont want to give zoe williams the satisfaction of not buying hoummus any more. 2002! i should be over that article by now. i cant dislodge its idiocy from my brain. every now and again i stand in the supermarket, holding a tub of hoummus, and someone else comes up behind me and picks up a tub of hoummus, and i cant help it, my brain shouts in caps lock: 'OH YES! STILL BUYING IT! WE HAVENT STOPPED BUYING HOUMMUS YET!'
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i know. could somebody else who has never really been a big hoummus purchaser take up the slack for me? i need to hand over the baton. thats the answer. if i stop buying hoummus, but someone else starts, then... thatll show her. or something.
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maybe i could do some volunteer work for the Hoummus Marketing Board. i dont know if it even exists. if it doesnt ill start it. but then i guess i might have to eat hoummus, because of the role. id probably have to eat quite a lot, actually. i might end up being the Face Of Hoummus. that probably wont work.
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quote:Originally posted by Abby: Do you have any idea how many calories there are in croutons?!
Yes. The box says 56 calories for the whole mug of soup so as the croutons were about 1/56th of that I would say 1 calorie. Unless you want to imply the croutons are what make up the majority of the calories so, well reverse that and say 1 calorie for the soup and 35 calories for the croutons. It ain't called Slim-A for nuttin.
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Chicken fajitas for lunch today…with refried beans, guacamole and char grilled peppers. Made them on Monday night for dinner and two of those babies is quite a meal, so I’m predicting it will be necessary to take a bit of a digestion-nap on the crash-mats.
Having two of them is totally unnecessary, but second breakfast didn’t even touch the sides, so today is a hungry day.
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I hate Valentine's Day. Stupid commercialised crap
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Marmalade spooned from the jar, the last of the coleslaw, and soup made from leftover casserole-juice.
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Ham and coleslaw sandwich today, plus an apple and a bag of Asda wholegrain snack things. Some kind of herb flavour. Can't remember what. Tasted good.
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