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Kanye West
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yeah, that's the taste that you get, just that tiny little spoonful.
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mart
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Not much of a taste, that, is it. That tiny spoonful.
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mart
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Should be fine for Ringo, though.
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New Way Of Decay

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They look like sporks actually.

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Kanye West
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You could always bend your entire skull backwards, hinging on the back of the neck so that your head is upside down looking behind you, and your oesophagus is in the centre of a freshly bloomed flower of flesh. Once you've assumed this horrifying position, gurgle at the man, asking him to syphon the boiling juice directly from the pan into your stomach using a small hose jammed into your exposed gullet-hole. You could always do that, but he probably won't go for it, and then you've contorted your body beyond its practical limits for no good reason.

[ 07.10.2009, 12:14: Message edited by: Kanye West ]

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Kanye West
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
They look like sporks actually.

well spotted. They are indeed sporks.

[ 07.10.2009, 12:12: Message edited by: Kanye West ]

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mart
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Ringo's going to Egypt, isn't he. I wonder what he'll have for lunch while he's there.
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Kanye West
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you can probably get sandwiches in egypt. I had chips in morocco.
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Cherry In Hove
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Fucking hell Benway. If you'll lie to us about that, what else will you lie about? Did you even have thai green curry for lunch? For all we know you may have just had a bagel with philadelphia
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Kanye West
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i think of a spork as being a spoon with fork functionality, rather than either a fork with spoon capabilities, or a totally separate hybrid of fork and spoon.

[ 07.10.2009, 12:23: Message edited by: Kanye West ]

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mart
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But will he choose to have a sandwich. He must know that in many places around the world lunch is the main meal of the day. He's not going to win many Egyptian friends if all he has is a modest sandwich. He'll be insulting them, and embarrassing himself.
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Kanye West
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what's the alternative? They don't do bagels in egypt as far as I know. Or ciabatta.

[ 07.10.2009, 12:26: Message edited by: Kanye West ]

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Kanye West
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yoghurt shouldn't be a problem though.
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mart
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He'll work it out, I'm sure. Sometimes you've just got to let people stand on their own two feet.
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Kanye West
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I'm sure he'll be okay, I do worry about him though. He's not really used to this kind of thing. He's quite the homebody. It could be a shock to the system to find himself so far away from home, with nobody around who can take care of him if there's a problem. But, he's a big lad, and as you say, sometimes you have to let people do these things for themselves, if only to enable them to experience both the lows and the highs of life.

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mart
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There is a saying in Arabic: "When the sky is red, saddle your horse, put on your gandoura and get ready to gallop."
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Kanye West
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Her body is naked now, on the bed. The room is unearthly quiet. She has not one dirham extra, in preparation for taking possession of her life (life will possess her), to buy a rug, or perfume, or the pottery she coveted in the street. She intends to sleep on the cool floor on cushions, and steal a few pieces of silverware, and eat off a cutting board.
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Kanye West
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whatevs, I'm fucking out of here, lol.
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dang65
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quote:
Originally posted by Kanye West:
you can probably get sandwiches in egypt.

You can definitely get sand there. I think it was on QI once.
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Kanye West
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is anybody else watching skateboard videos from the late eighties, wallowing in nostalgia for those long childhood summers? No? Just me?
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Black Mask

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Future Primitive

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Kanye West
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i'm listening to the freddy kreuger album

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Black Mask

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Ravens Creed

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Kanye West
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that's alright.
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quote:
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I had a ham, apple and coleslaw sandwich

Are you pregnant?
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Cherry In Hove
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Ham and coleslaw is a nice combination, adding apple to coleslaw is good as it's an extra crispy bit with an additional flavour. I don't think it's weird.

Lunch today will be sweet potato and chilli soup that I'll start making in a minute followed by a slice of custard tart the shell of which is blind baking AS I TYPE

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Black Mask

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Chips and mushy peas from the canteen. And a bottle of Lilt, the totally tropical taste.

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H1ppychick
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Salad box from the canteen, plus I've just had a Penguin biscuit left over from yesterday's team meeting (to which I wasn't invited as I'm lowly contractor scum).

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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
I've just had a Penguin biscuit

served in a thermos

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Kanye West
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I bought some of those last year. Surprised at how small and light they were.
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H1ppychick
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yeah, the Penguin went a bit melty.

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Hades
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Greg's Chicken and Mango Sandwich. My current favorite quick lunch
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Kanye West
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just some pasta and chicken, whatever. Fucking hell.
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Kanye West
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seriously mate, that was all I had, none of your... I don't know..cupcakes, or... posh crisps...fucking... you know all of that shit. Just chicken and pasta. Go and hassle somebody else yeah? Fucks sake mate. Not being funny, but.. nah, nah, I'm not trying to be fun - listen mate, listen, oi, don't - listen - oi don't you fucking touch - oi! oi! Don't you fucking touch me mate, I'll fucking fuck you up son, don't you - get your - yeah? You fucking want some do ya? You fucking poof, you're - yeah you fucking heard you fucking bum bandit - yeah? Come on then! Fucking, come on mate! You fucking poof. Fucking wanker..... Yeah - not fucking worth it... not fuck - You're not fucking worth it mate!, jog on yeah? Jog on! Fucking jog on mate, walk away with your fucking boyfriend... wanker.. fucking stupid wanker...lunch..fucking I'll fucking lunch you, mate! Come round here, stupid fucking questions. Wanker.You silly fucking wanker.

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