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You could always bend your entire skull backwards, hinging on the back of the neck so that your head is upside down looking behind you, and your oesophagus is in the centre of a freshly bloomed flower of flesh. Once you've assumed this horrifying position, gurgle at the man, asking him to syphon the boiling juice directly from the pan into your stomach using a small hose jammed into your exposed gullet-hole. You could always do that, but he probably won't go for it, and then you've contorted your body beyond its practical limits for no good reason.
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Fucking hell Benway. If you'll lie to us about that, what else will you lie about? Did you even have thai green curry for lunch? For all we know you may have just had a bagel with philadelphia
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i think of a spork as being a spoon with fork functionality, rather than either a fork with spoon capabilities, or a totally separate hybrid of fork and spoon.
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But will he choose to have a sandwich. He must know that in many places around the world lunch is the main meal of the day. He's not going to win many Egyptian friends if all he has is a modest sandwich. He'll be insulting them, and embarrassing himself.
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I'm sure he'll be okay, I do worry about him though. He's not really used to this kind of thing. He's quite the homebody. It could be a shock to the system to find himself so far away from home, with nobody around who can take care of him if there's a problem. But, he's a big lad, and as you say, sometimes you have to let people do these things for themselves, if only to enable them to experience both the lows and the highs of life.
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Her body is naked now, on the bed. The room is unearthly quiet. She has not one dirham extra, in preparation for taking possession of her life (life will possess her), to buy a rug, or perfume, or the pottery she coveted in the street. She intends to sleep on the cool floor on cushions, and steal a few pieces of silverware, and eat off a cutting board.
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is anybody else watching skateboard videos from the late eighties, wallowing in nostalgia for those long childhood summers? No? Just me?
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Ham and coleslaw is a nice combination, adding apple to coleslaw is good as it's an extra crispy bit with an additional flavour. I don't think it's weird.
Lunch today will be sweet potato and chilli soup that I'll start making in a minute followed by a slice of custard tart the shell of which is blind baking AS I TYPE
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We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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Salad box from the canteen, plus I've just had a Penguin biscuit left over from yesterday's team meeting (to which I wasn't invited as I'm lowly contractor scum).
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seriously mate, that was all I had, none of your... I don't know..cupcakes, or... posh crisps...fucking... you know all of that shit. Just chicken and pasta. Go and hassle somebody else yeah? Fucks sake mate. Not being funny, but.. nah, nah, I'm not trying to be fun - listen mate, listen, oi, don't - listen - oi don't you fucking touch - oi! oi! Don't you fucking touch me mate, I'll fucking fuck you up son, don't you - get your - yeah? You fucking want some do ya? You fucking poof, you're - yeah you fucking heard you fucking bum bandit - yeah? Come on then! Fucking, come on mate! You fucking poof. Fucking wanker..... Yeah - not fucking worth it... not fuck - You're not fucking worth it mate!, jog on yeah? Jog on! Fucking jog on mate, walk away with your fucking boyfriend... wanker.. fucking stupid wanker...lunch..fucking I'll fucking lunch you, mate! Come round here, stupid fucking questions. Wanker.You silly fucking wanker.