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Ringo

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Who would have thought that when I went to the guitar shop on Saturday to buy brackets to put my guitars on the walls, that by Monday afternoon this would have lead to a chain of events which would end in me sitting in my office wondering if a unicorn's weiner is all twisted like their horn.
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Cherry In Hove
Channel 39
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I was on Xbox on Saturday evening and Benway said "I bet Ringo has got a bracket for his guitar and so therefore on Monday there is going to be talk of twisted unicorn cock on TMO."

So to answer your question, Benway would have thought that.

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Thorn Davis

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Does a stag have a multi-pronged penis to match its horn? No it does not. There's no precedent in the animal kingdom to suggest that what you're rocking on your head has got anything to do with what's between your leg. Horses don't even have a horn. Does this mean they have no penis? No- obviously not. For god's sake Ringo this is exactly the sort of thing that cost you your zoology degree.
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Thorn Davis

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Should that be zooology?
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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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Pigs have a corkscrew-shaped wiener, fact fans.

Or is that weiner? doesn't look right either way.

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Ringo

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Pigs have a curly penis. Real ones anyway, not mutant blue anteater hybrid ones. So I'm just saying..

Also - that baby unicorn has a fully developed horn. This is confusing for me, becuase most animals don't grown horns until adulthood. Was the baby unicorn born with a fully grown horn? If so - ouch!

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Ringo

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pigcock mindmeld. Nice
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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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lol

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Cats have spikes on theirs.
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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And elephants have S-shaped ones.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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If you combined the best features of various different animal members, I reckon you could come up with something pretty inspirational.
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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I think you'd end up with a camel.
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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
If you combined the best features of various different animal members, I reckon you could come up with something pretty inspirational.

There's a website for that.

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froopyscot
nibbled to death by an okapi
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Oh go on. Link?

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dang65
it's all the rage
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quote:
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
Pigs have a corkscrew-shaped wiener, fact fans.

Or is that weiner? doesn't look right either way.

I believe the wiener originates from Wienerwurst (Vienna sausage), so it should be i before e.
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My Name Is Joe
That's Mister Minge to you..
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quote:
Originally posted by dang65:
quote:
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
Pigs have a corkscrew-shaped wiener, fact fans.

Or is that weiner? doesn't look right either way.

I believe the wiener originates from Wienerwurst (Vienna sausage), so it should be i before e.
Hang on, if wienerwurst means Vienna suasage, then Wiener is Vienna, which means Vienna is really called Cock?

Midge Ure you dirty boy.

[ 18.12.2009, 10:21: Message edited by: My Name Is Joe ]

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New Way Of Decay

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Merry Mingemas!

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