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Who would have thought that when I went to the guitar shop on Saturday to buy brackets to put my guitars on the walls, that by Monday afternoon this would have lead to a chain of events which would end in me sitting in my office wondering if a unicorn's weiner is all twisted like their horn.
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I was on Xbox on Saturday evening and Benway said "I bet Ringo has got a bracket for his guitar and so therefore on Monday there is going to be talk of twisted unicorn cock on TMO."
So to answer your question, Benway would have thought that.
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Does a stag have a multi-pronged penis to match its horn? No it does not. There's no precedent in the animal kingdom to suggest that what you're rocking on your head has got anything to do with what's between your leg. Horses don't even have a horn. Does this mean they have no penis? No- obviously not. For god's sake Ringo this is exactly the sort of thing that cost you your zoology degree.
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Pigs have a curly penis. Real ones anyway, not mutant blue anteater hybrid ones. So I'm just saying..
Also - that baby unicorn has a fully developed horn. This is confusing for me, becuase most animals don't grown horns until adulthood. Was the baby unicorn born with a fully grown horn? If so - ouch!
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If you combined the best features of various different animal members, I reckon you could come up with something pretty inspirational.
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I hate Valentine's Day. Stupid commercialised crap
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: If you combined the best features of various different animal members, I reckon you could come up with something pretty inspirational.